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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Twins [PHOTOS]

Spicy — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 06:39:18 +0000

The first photo of Sarah Jessica Parker’s twins!

New parents Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick welcomed new surrogate twins on Monday.

The babies, who were born on June 22nd, were named Marion and Tabitha by the proud new parents.

The couple have a son, James, 6.

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Ferris Bueller Gets Twins

Infamous Kidd — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:05:22 +0000

Congratulations are in order for Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker, who are now the parents of twin girls. Their surrogate mother gave birth earlier today to their new children, now bringing their total to 3 kids overall.

Good for you, Matthew Broderick, as I’m sure these two new children will be a constant reminder to you of how it all went so wrong so quickly for you. It’s a shame that a guy as cool as Ferris Bueller is locked down to a woman who looks like Sarah Jessica Parker. The Kidd is certainly no doctor, but I’m pretty sure the reason a surrogate had to carry their new children was because Ferris just couldn’t look at Sarah Jessica Parker long enough to have sex in order to create some new babies. If you had to bang SJP, you’d have a hard time, too. I’m sure they tried blindfolds and paper bags and whatever other tricks they could pull out of the having-sex-with-an-ugly-girl bag, but, in the end, it’s still Sarah Jessica Parker, and that is a tall obstacle to overcome.

At this point in time, I’m pretty sure Matthew Broderick would rather be nailing Ben Stein or that dude who played Cameron over the ugly one from SEX AND THE CITY. Just think… it could have all been a little bit different had he just stayed in school that one extra day… or had he not made INSPECTOR GADGET.

But he did, so good luck in the future. Have fun living with what could have been as opposed to what it’s really like now.

Bueller…? Bueller…? Damn. I pushed him too far, didn’t I?

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Michelle Ross is Sarah Jessica Parker’s Surrogate Mother

Spicy — Fri, 08 May 2009 00:33:29 +0000

Michelle Ross is the surrogate mother for Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick’s twins.

According to the UK’s Daily Mail (credible, I know..) Michelle is a 26-year-old ex-bartender who has tattoos, is bisexual and has had a bit of a roller coaster past. Sounds like a heathen already! Heh.

She had a son, Brayden, before divorcing her husband in 2006, and, according to some, she rarely sees her child. Her ex has custody. “Michelle has kids for other people, but she hardly ever sees her own son,” Joseph Erker told Star magazine.

Michelle was pregnant before Brayden but the lost the baby after she developed Guillain-Barre Syndrome, a disorder that left her temporarily paralyzed.

Weird. I never did get the ‘have a baby then give it up’ thing anyhow. I don’t understand how someone could just give it up. Your egg or not! Then go through the pain of the actual delivery and such and just hand it off, like “here ya go!” But that’s just me.

Anyhow, the babies are incubating in Michelle’s tummy.

So now you know.

[DM]

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick Expecting Twins

Spicy — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 06:06:42 +0000

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are expecting twin girls via surrogate mother!

Whoa! Did this ever throw us for a loop!

Just a couple weeks ago our New York source whispered that the couple were already in the midst of a divorce. Believe me, it was a very reliable source, so this is why we are so thrown off by this news.

The couple’s publicist confirmed the exciting news saying, “Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate. The entire family is overjoyed.”

The couple have a son, James, 6. They have reportedly been trying for ages to expand their family, without any luck.

Is it a last ditch attempt to save their marriage? I hope not. I absolutely adore these two. They were geeky hot before it was cool!

UPDATE!!!

I spoke with my NY source, and they SWEAR that these two are STILL on the outs. Word is their marriage will be dunzo by late September early October!

[EW]

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Exclusive: Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick ARE Divorcing!

Spicy — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:49:43 +0000

The sad news has been confirmed through a reliable West Village, New York source.

Sex and the City star, Sarah Jessica Parker, and her husband of nearly 12 years, Matthew Broderick are in the process of getting a divorce.

The couple, who were married in May 1997, have one child, James, 6.

I love these two together and am totally bummed about the break-up! They were both cool geeks in the 80s. Broderick with Ferris Bueller and Parker in Square Pegs. They just seemed like a natural fit.

Both have denied a divorce is in the works, and it seems their people are doing a good job of keeping quiet about it. But you heard it here, first. They’re officially dunzo.

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Matthew Broderick Cheating on Sarah Jessica Parker?

Spicy — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:53:27 +0000

Star magazine’s latest issue accuses Matthew Broderick of cheating on his wife of eleven years, Sex and the City star, Sarah Jessica Parker.

Reportedly, Matthew met the 25-year-old redhead youth counselor at a bar while Sarah was filming SATC in Los Angeles. The two began text messaging and soon after were having late night sex romps. Supposedly.

The woman, who was not named, apparently gave Matthew the nickname, ‘Matty Cakes’ but felt a little guilty for having hooked up with him. But not guilty enough to stop the relationship..

Over the next month the couple spent time at a friend’s Manhattan townhouse and the woman’s apartment.

A friend of the woman says that one night the couple showed up at her door, wasted, went into her bedroom and 30 minutes later Matthew came out saying, “Well..bye!” She added that she found her friend passed out in her panties afterward.

Ok, so who is buying this? Who lets people just come bursting into their apartment and then go f*ck on their bed? The story sounds fishy to me. And I hope it’s not true. I love Matthew and Sarah together. The original ‘cool’ geeks of the 80s always seemed like a good match for one another.

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Celebrity Quote of the Day – Sarah Jessica Parker

Spicy — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 12:17:02 +0000

“I’m really lucky that he is the father of my son, but that doesn’t mean that we always agree on everything. We’ve had some rather treacherous train rides. I’m happy to be with him regardless but I’m sure there are many times he wishes he wasn’t with me.”

- Sarah Jessica Parker on her marriage to Matthew Broderick.