Matthew McConaughey is having another baby. Well, he’s not, but his girlfriend is, and… well, if you don’t understand how the whole thing works, maybe we need to sit down and talk.

McConaughey took to his official website this weekend to announce the news of a 2nd child with his girlfriend Camila Alves:

Happy Father’s Day. It’s my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date. We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father’s Day that [will] make this time next year double the fun. Levi is going to be a big brother… Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time, Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for. The future looks bright as the family grows…. just keep livin, Matthew and Camila.

What’re the odds that the kid comes out of the womb riding a surfboard while playing the bongos naked and smoking some weed with no desire at all to wear deodorant in the future? I’ve got it at around 2 to 1. Place your bets.

Like father, like son… hopefully without the painful experiences of SAHARA and TWO FOR THE MONEY though.

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Matthew McConaughey with girlfriend Camila Alves and son Levi enjoying the sun on Malibu Beach.

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Matthew McConaughey takes his son Levi Alves to the beach.

I think Matthew is just an adorable, doting daddy! You can tell he loves his little guy. You can bet Levi will turn out to be pretty cool with a dad like that.

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Matthew McConaughey rides his skateboard down to Malibu beach for a late afternoon jog yesterday.

The actor was, as always, followed by his trusty dog, BJ. He takes BJ with him every single time he goes for a run these days.

What a lucky little pooch, Matthew is a great dog owner!

[Photographer: John Calabrese, PacificCoastNews.com]

You have to love this family. Seriously!

Matthew McConaughey’s mother, Kay McConaughey, is coming out with a new book that tells her family story.

I Amaze Myself is full of off-the-wall stories about the McConaugheys, and Kay doesn’t hold back when telling them. The woman certainly has a sense of humor and now we know where her son gets it.

In the book, Kay tells of Matthew’s father’s death. He died the way any man on this earth would love to go. While having sex with his wife!

Kay tells Us Weekly,

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing. But it was just the best way to go!”

Amen, sister!  Hooray for Jim!

It seems Kay was a real horn dog for her man – and his penis!   When her husband, Jim, could not be revived, she sent him out of this world like he came into it. In the nude.

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.

Yeah, I’m sure the paramedics were thrilled to check his gift out! Ha!  That explains that HUGE bulge in Matthew’s shorts, bitches!

Keeping with the sex theme, Kay also dished that her gorgeous son was no accident. She had Matthew after marrying Jim for the third time.

“I was deciding, ‘Do I want to have another baby? Do I want to have an affair? Or go back to school?. That’s when Matthew was conceived. We had tried for 16 years and no baby. So Matthew was a big surprise!”

Well, it’s certainly no surprise where Matthew gets his honest, off-the-wall quirkiness!  Personally, I think it’s hot.  No snobby Hollywood family here!

Sounds like I have a new book on my ‘to read’ list!

Check out more of the book at:  IAmazeMyself.com.

Is this child not the most darling little guy or what?!

Ok magazine published more pics of Matthew McConaughey, Camila Alves and newborn son, Levi.

There is no doubt in mind that little Levi is going to be just like his daddy. Matthew says his little guy already has a wetsuit!  “He’ll be surfing next weekend,” he says. “I can’t wait to get him out there. All the new sights and sounds and smells are so great around here.”

Camila says that he even looks like his daddy.  “Everybody thinks he looks like me because of the hair and skin tone,” she says. “I think he looks more like Matthew every day.”

It think Matthew is going to be such a great daddy.  He just has a calmness about him that I think will pass on to his baby boy.

Speaking of boys, Matthew says he and Cam knew all along that Levi was going to be a boy.  He held his son for the first five minutes of his life as doctors worked on Camila.

He says, “I said, ‘Come here, little man.  I saw the pecker and screamed that we’d been right all along about him being a boy. Then I brought him over to her.”

Camila was in labor for an amazing 60 hours.  Matthew says labor was not exactly what he had envisioned.  “This is where I learned – and no one tells you this – but having a baby is a bloody, pukey, sweaty, primeval thing! And I mean that as a beautiful thing. It is wild.”

Even though his publicist was against Matthew McConaughey pimping his first born’s baby pics to OK! magazine – here’s the $3 million dollar cover.

McConaughey and baby mama Camila Alves are shown with their newborn son, Levi Alves McConaughey, who was born on July 7th.

Daddy Matthew brought his son into the world the only way he knew how. With bongos and dancing, man!

“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”

Not only did Matthew do a dance between Camilla’s legs, he also kept a diary of the entire experience and the hospital stay.

“I have it all chronicled. Becoming a dad is something I’ve dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let’s go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We’d been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this, let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”

So after I half kiddingly hoped that Matthew McConaughey was going to name his son after his favorite beer, it seems he and Camila Alves have chosen a more predictable, suitable name for their child.

Levi Alves McConaughey.

Proud papa Matthew told the world the name of his first child, and what it meant to him.

“Levi was another name for the apostle Matthew in The Bible. They were, in fact, two names for the same person.

Our son was born at 6:22 pm, and this particular time represents my favorite verse in the book of Matthew in The Bible: ‘If thy eye be single, thy whole body will be full of light.’”

Together, Matthew and Camila have released the following statement:

“We welcome Levi Alves McConaughey into this wonderful life and look forward to living in it with him. In the mean time and all times, just keep livin’.

—Matthew David McConaughey and Camila Maria Saraiva de Araujo Alves”

Congrats Matthew and Camila. I think Matt will be a terrific daddy.

Matthew McConaughey girlfriend Camila Alves welcomed a baby boy into the world Monday night.

No word on the child’s name yet, but remember when rumors were abound about Matthew wanting to name it ‘Bud’?  He’s a fan of the beer, and his older brother actually named his kid, ‘Miller Lyte’.  Heh.  I prefer ‘Arrogant Bastard’ myself . .

Oh yeah, Matthew’s bro’s name is ‘Rooster’ – so you see where they get it!

Little Bud (let’s just call him that until we know) was born at 6:22 PM in Los Angeles and weighed 7 lbs., 4 oz.

This is the first child for both.