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Megan Fox says that the leaked topless photos taken of her while filming Jennifer’s Body aren’t quite what they seem.

“I had booby stickers on. They make these silicone stickers that go on over your nipple.”

Fox says she was livid when she heard the pics had been leaked to a gossip rag. She added that she considered suing the person responsible. “If I’d been actually topless, I would have sued someone. I know who, and I never did anything about it. It’s her karma to deal with, not mine.”

Booby stickers or not, I am pretty sure the guys are digging the pics!

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Megan Fox isn’t perfect despite what many of you believe.

She has a beautiful face and a great body, but what about her thumbs? Heh. Yes, I said it, her THUMBS!

They are super nubby! I never noticed them and then a reader sent me an email awhile back telling me to check them out.

Her thumbs look more like BIG TOES! However, I doubt this will not change Megan’s “do-ability” ranking for any of you. Heh.

Most of you who saw Megan Fox’s hair at the MTV Movie Awards thought the same thing I did.

It looked greasy, dirty and was just plain a MESS!

Not that she wasn’t still hot. Just not as much as she usually is. Megan caught wind of people’s dislike for her choice in hairstyles and mentioned it on her Twitter.

She wrote:

“the awards were great!! sorry if you didn’t like my hair. opinions are opinions. have a great night rockers.”

That’s what I like about Megan. She doesn’t give a crap. And good for her. I know she has been compared to Angelina Jolie a lot, but really she does remind me of the super cool/bad young Jolie. I miss that Angie!

I found one! I actually found a photo of Megan Fox where she doesn’t look perfect!

She looks a little Joker-esque in this pic…and her hair, ugh! Who the hell did her hair? Fire them immediately! She looks like she was bathed and shampooed with chicken fat before showing up.

Not that anyone would mind.

Megan Fox graces the cover of June’s Elle magazine.

Some of her quotes prove what a maneater she can be.

On maturing early:

“I’ve lived the life of a 35-year-old since I was 18. I’m so suspicious of boys-slash-men. I just don’t like them or trust them.”

On giving male writers an amped-up version of her past:

“They’re boys; they’re easily toyed with. I tell stories and have them eating out of my hand.”

Or in other words, ‘Silly boys, it’s so fun to lead them around by their peen.’ Ha!

Megan Fox shopping at the Gucci store yesterday after getting her hair done at a salon.

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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are reportedly seeking the help of a counselor in order to save their relationship.

Sources say Fox and Green have not broken up, just “hit a rough patch.”

The source told In Touch weekly, “These two are very much in love and plan to be together for a long time. They decided to enter counseling in hopes of staying together. It was a mutual decision. Lots of couples go to therapy together, and they are committed to try and make it work.”

The two actors have been spotted holding hands and Fox was seen taking Green’s son to school.

This will be the couple’s fifth year together.

So sorry guys, it looks like you won’t get a shot after all.

Megan Fox goes shopping for eclectic furniture at the Indigo store on Ventura Boulevard.

[Photograph: Anthony, PacificCoastNews.com]

Hey fellas, it’s newly single, super hottie, Megan Fox!

Megan is in great spirits as she visits a Los Angeles Junior School before grabbing a coffee at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf.

Brian who?

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