Archive for the ‘Michael Jackson’ Category

Michael Jackson’s Dirty Underwear For Sale

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

A pair of Michael Jackson’s unwashed grinders will go up for sale on eBay tomorrow with a reserve price of $1 million dollars.

The underwear,  size-28 Calvin Klein tighty-whities, were confiscated in 2003 by the Santa Barabara DA who was after a DNA sample of Jackson’s to use as evidence in the child molestation case against the King of Pop.

The underwear will be sent to the winner in an evidence bag sealed with police tape.

The owner of the briefs, New Jersey businessman Henry Vacarro, obtained the underwear and other Jackson items in a bankruptcy case.

Also being auctioned off is a handwritten annulment from ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley and a used tube of skin-bleaching cream.

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Totally Inconspicuous

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Michael Jackson is still totally off his wheelchair rocker!

Michael came out of seclusion recently to hit some stores near his home in Vegas.  He went toy shopping, of course.

His kids - Prince Michael, Paris and ‘Blanket’ were all out too, thank goodness they still look normal.  You can only hope they lead a somewhat regular childhood.  But growing up with that man, I doubt it.

Oh, the books they will write one day…

Man, Michael’s dad really f*cked him up good, didn’t he? I mean you have to wonder what would have to happen to somebody to make them this bizarre.  It’s sad really. Anyone who remembers him from back in the day can recall a totally different man.

Will we ever know, or understand Michael Jackson?  Better yet, do we want to?

Retro Rolling Stone Cover - Michael Jackson

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Michael Jackson caricature, Rolling Stone magazine, September 24, 1987.

Inside Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

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These photos of Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch are actually quite beautiful - but also a tad eerie. But the lavishness of it all is amazing.

You can find tons more photographs of the estate here.

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Jackson Vs. Jackson

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Put back to back, which Jackson song do you think is better?

Rock with You‘ by Michael Jackson or ‘Rock with U‘ by Janet Jackson?

In my opinion (thanks for asking) Janet’s song is proof that you don’t have to have talent to successfully put an album out. She sounds like she’s trying to sing with a 450-pound fat motherf*cker standing on her chest. Worst singing ever. Even when filtered and edited and all that sh*t. I seriously cannot stand to listen to her sing on this single.

At least Michael has talent.

Billie Jean Arrested at Neverland Ranch!

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

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A woman named none other than Billie Jean Jackson, I kid you not, was arrested at the Neverland Ranch Monday night.

Billie Jean, 60, was busted for trespassing on the property. She told the security guard at the gate that she was the wife of Michael Jackson and that Neverland was hers too. He sent her away but she continued on down the road, eventually climbing over the fence where she was detained by security. The woman has been arrested in the past numerous times for trespassing at the ranch.

She was promptly taken to the Santa Barbara County Jail where her bail was set at $2,500.

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Michael might like the kiddos, but one things for sure, the crackheads love them some Wacko Jacko..

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