Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, pretty much lays it all out on the table when talking about his screwed-up family, and now he has dished to OK! magazine that he fathered another child while still married to Dina Lohan.

The couple divorced in 2007. However, while they were still married - although separated - Michael hooked up with a woman and it resulted in a pregnancy. Years later, the woman got ahold of Michael and told him the shocking news.

“She contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.”

Michael wrote to the girl’s mother while in jail and in the letter he said about his love child, “[she's] beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of Cody, believe it or not.”

And get this. Also while incarcerated he actually sent an autographed photo of himself to the girl signed, “Love Daddy.”

But that is about all he has done for the kid. And now he is trying to turn it into a profit story.

The girl’s mother says although Michael has called his daughter on numerous occasions, he has never visited her or provided financial support. “It’s time for Michael to take responsibility,” she says.

• Nick (Bollea) Hogan has been denied his request (hooray!) to be let out of the jail’s solitary confinement and into general population or house arrest. Nick’s attorneys claim the seclusion is cruel and unusual punishment and that it’s unbearable for him to be in there 16-17 hours a day. We wonder if he’d rather be in a coma 24/7?

• Also in Nick Hogan news, Nick has decided to sue the Florida Sheriff’s department that released the phone calls he made from jail to his mother and father. The lawsuit names privacy rights and is seeking to prevent further tapes from being released. Last time I checked you pretty much lose all your rights when incarcerated. Maybe he should exercise his right to shut the f@*% up! Nick’s attorney says, “Nick only asks that he be treated no differently than the other inmates at the Pinellas County Jail. Instead, the Sheriff’s Office has singled him out by the unprecedented release to the media of his personal calls with his family.”

• Those crazy Lohan’s are at it again. Michael Lohan has reopened the divorce case saying that his ex-wife, Dina Lohan, won’t allow him to see his children. He also accuses her of often showing up to therapy sessions late and/or drunk off her ass. He says she failed to bring the children to 15 of 29 judge-ordered visits with their father. He adds that Dina prioritizes her relationship with her children as such: First, as their manager, Secondly as their friend, and Lastly, as their mother. The two were scheduled to appear in court this morning, with Dina facing “immediate arrest and imprisonment” if she didn’t show.

• Lisa Van Allen, R. Kelly’s former lover, is coming forward with tales of the R&B star’s predatory sex practices. She claims he carried a duffel bag of sex tapes with him no matter where he went. She says she was introduced to the under-aged victim before having a threesome, but once Van Allen began crying Kelly became upset and quit filming saying he couldn’t do anything with the footage. She also claims he tried to retrieve the video from her by offering $250,000. Kelly’s attorneys claim Van Allen stole a $20,000 Rolex from the singer and that she may have set him up in order to extort money.

• Megan Fox admits she has a higher sex drive than most teenage boys! Just what the millions of men around the world wanted to hear. The drop dead gorgeous Transformers star says, “I have the libido of a teenage boy. I’d rather have sex all the time than leave the house.” After that, she should be careful  when she does leave the house!  You can pick your tongue off the ground now, guys..

Even though Lindsay Lohan’s mother and sister deny that she is romantically involved with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay’s blabbermouth father, Michael, has no problems outing his famous daughter.

Michael spoke with Usmagazine.com about the lesbian relationship between Lindsay and Sam. He says, “it’s evident to anyone with half a brain.”

Even though he was so eager to publicly announce his daughter’s sexuality, he says that it’s something he really doesn’t want to know about. “Just like the Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.”

Michael also used the opportunity to slam Lindsay’s mother, Dina, saying she exploits her children and that the family has basically gone to hell since their split. He says, “Maybe her mother’s life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn’t. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don’t deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us. But since the separation, look at everything that has happened!”

So, did I hear that right? He’s not into exploiting his children, but yet he continually runs to tabloids to spill the family’s personal business. Dina and Michael are both equally nuts! And as you know, crazy + crazy = Lindsay Lohan!

Yes, the relationship is obvious, but for Michael to out his daughter just goes to show you how classless this family is.

It’s kind of creepy. Ali Lohan is like Lindsay a few years ago, and Dina is like Lindsay in, well…about five years from now.

After yesterday’s article in the New York Daily News, Michael Lohan wants to clarify what he had to say, as well as tell the world what a piece of work his ex-wife is.

The publication reported that Michael was reopening his divorce case with Dina Lohan because their children had yet to see their ailing grandparents.

His words specifically as published:

“I gave her the family house, all the furniture and the $200,000 she owed me just so that I could see my kids and have a relationship with them.

“But after I gave her everything she wanted, she made it hard as hell for me to see my children.

“Even though my father is dying and my mother was in a car accident on Easter, my parents still haven’t seen my children.

“[Dina] told me, ‘It’s up to the kids if they want to see their grandparents.’ But she’s made no effort to put them in touch or make this happen. That is the bottom line. My mother, Marilyn Lohan, was medevacked by helicopter to the hospital on Easter Sunday after hitting a telephone poll and tree. Thank God, she’s okay, but the car was totaled. Every window blew out.

“My father went into heart failure again yesterday - and yet not one of the kids has seen him.”

Ok, didn’t he just say that the kids haven’t seen their grandparents? Well, for some reason Michael changed his tune while talking with OK! magazine.

“To address the article in today’s Daily News, let me say this: Lindsay has nothing to do with me opening my divorce case or any other suits that are being filed against Dina, and Lindsay has been in touch with both my parents.”

“The facts are Dina defrauded me and breached her divorce contract with me, just like she does to so many others. Take a look at her music deals and the money she owes her contractors at her house. Dina uses people, gets what she wants and then turns her back on them or claims the ideas were hers all along. She thinks the law doesn’t apply to her or her family since they always get away with things and use Lindsay’s name to do it.”

Just another way of keeping his name in the papers or what? Gawd, seriously, no wonder Lindsay is so screwed up. Hereditary craziness I tell ya.

Although I am not sure what to think about the kids and whether or not they visited sick grammy, I do believe Michael when he talks mad sh*t about Dina. She just rubs me as a cokehead stagemom who is living her life vicariously through her children, and would love nothing more than to become a star of her own. Even if she has to settle for a reality show.

Speaking of crap-ality shows, Michael also claims that Dina stole his ideas for her upcoming show on E!. He adds that even the title, Living Lohan, was his suggestion.

While speaking with OK! Michael also used the opportunity to expose his wife and her family for being criminals.

“How do you think she got her show and why aren’t her brothers in jail and why are they kept out of sight? Once more, if her show is reality, why aren’t her two brothers, Paul Sullivan, who defrauded 911 Disaster Relief Fund for $1 million and then got caught on a federal wire tap telling witnesses to lie, or how about her brother Matthew Sullivan, who recently got arrested for DWI and drug possession, part of her “SHOW” if they and their families still so much a part of her life!? Reality!! Yeah right!

Well, this time in court, everyone will see and hear the truth. They will see what kind of a person and what values Dina has and instills! That’s “reality” and one which Dina will have to live with!”

Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael Lohan, says he hasn’t seen nor will he look at, the photos of Linds posing as Marilyn Monroe in New York magazine.

Us magazine called Michael up and he was more than eager to discuss Lindsay’s pics, but was quick to say to say he won’t be checking them out anytime soon.

“I’m not going to look at the photos, that’s my daughter!” he stated.

However, he adds that he isn’t bothered by the photos, and he supports his daughter’s choice to bare all for the photo shoot.

“Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career. It’s her decision. The fact that the photographer who did Marilyn Monroe’s pictures would ask Lindsay to re-create them, that’s an amazing thing.”

He adds that he hopes Lindsay’s life won’t mimic that of legend Marilyn Monroe.

“I pray there are no parallels to her and Marilyn Monroe’s destiny.”

With parents like you and Dina Lohan, I don’t think you have anything to worry about Michael.

Heh.

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“People just don’t realize what it’s like to live under the whirlwind that families like mine and the Spears’ and other families out there are caught up in. It takes a lot to hold it together….Stand together. Stand by each other and don’t let anyone come between you.”

- Michael Lohan dishes out advice to the Spears family

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Lindsay and Michael in Utah Friday

Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael told ‘The Insider’ that Lindsay will stay in Utah for the next week and receive outpatient care.

Lindsay wrapped up her treatment for drug and alcohol abuse last Friday. She’s been spending time with her dad since reuniting with him recently after not speaking to him for a long period of time.

Lindsay will reportedly be back in L.A. soon to start working on a movie. Michael says she may return to Utah to continue her outpatient program.

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Michael Lohan is back blabbing to the press about his daughter, Lindsay Lohan.

This time he is telling the world that his daughter is ready to quit Hollywood and lead a sober life.

He says,

“When we finally came face to face we just clung on to each other and did not stop crying for at least half an hour.

Lindsay said, ‘Daddy, I have done some terrible things and been addicted to drugs but please believe me I will never do drugs again. I hate Hollywood and I don’t want to work there. I need a break and I am moving away. I will stop hanging around with the people that are bad for me.’

She said she does not want to live in Hollywood as that is where the evil in her life happens.”

Michael visited Lindsay in rehab earlier this month after not seeing his daughter in two years.

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Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael is going to visit his daughter in rehab.

A source told People magazine,

“Michael is going to visit her. Lindsay has had the choice since she was 18 to see Michael. It’s her choice. And this time around her brother and mother talked with Lindsay and convinced her to allow him to come.”

Michael Lohan will not say if he is going to reunite with Lindsay, instead he sunk his teeth into ex-wife Dina saying she “is doing everything possible to prevent me from seeing my kids.”

Lindsay’s attorney helped set the meeting up between the father and daughter.

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