Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan’s dad, Michael Lohan, is still releasing audio tapes of his daughter and ex-wife, Dina Lohan, in varying states of duress.

The latest clip is one of Dina’s, talking (again) about what a mess Lindsay is and how out of control she’s been. Of course Michael Lohan probably got an extra special kick out of releasing this tape because there was little bombshell in it. In it, Dina says that Lindsay could end up like Heather Ledger and mentions that she was dating him at the time of his death

“…and she was dating Heath when she died. I don’t know if you know that, but I know because I would drop her off and they were friends. Very, very close.”

*** LISTEN TO THE AUDIO CLIP HERE ***

I knew Michael Lohan was lying when he said to Lindsay: “I absolutely promise you, I will not mention your name in the press, at all, ever again.”

Gah. You have to feel bad for Lindsay, seriously. She is such a product of her environment. It’s like her parents want the fame that she has. That, and the fact that when their names are in the media, they are getting paid and don’t have to go out and get real jobs.

So Lindsay and Heath were friends. That explains a little, eh? But I doubt they were “dating”. Drugging and sexing, maybe, but I don’t think Heath would date Lindsay. Dina is such a drama queen anyway, I have a feeling she just liked the way it sounded when she said that. Pathetic.

Ugh. Love her or hate her you HAVE to kinda feel bad for Lindsay Lohan.

Ok, maybe not yet, but after hearing this audio tape you might.

This is really messed up. Lindsay’s dad Michael supposedly “released” this audio clip in the hopes that it will prove that he is right about Lindsay being close to losing her mind. Of course both Lindsay and her equally looney mother Dina both deny that Lindsay is cracking, or that she has a drug problem for that matter.

So Michael figured, “What the hell, I’ll just release an audio tape of my daughter totally funked up, sobbing and desperately a mess, and well, that should get people to believe my side of things!” Good job, Michael, I think you succeeded. You moron. But in the process you have managed to damage your daughter even further by airing her dirty laundry and making a fool of yourself.

Seriously, can’t they all just shut the hell up and support one another? No, because they profit off of their public tiffs and tantrums – and it gets them press. They are all as bad as the other. They just use each other like a bunch of leeches . . . and all their bellies are plumb full of blood.

With all the controversy surrounding Jon Gosselin lately you’d think it might be wise for him to seek out a consultant to help organize his life.

Sounds like a good idea, right? But what if that person were Lindsay Lohan’s opportunistic father, Michael Lohan?

Now that would definitely change the dynamics of everything.

Well, it’s true. Michael “I’ll take press anyway I can get it” Lohan is stepping out as Jon’s new advisor.

You see, Jon IS as stupid as he looks. And as for Lohan, this surprises no one. He loves media coverage of himself and uses it for financial gain. And being as he still owes whacko ex-wife Dina back child support, he could probably use the extra pocket change.

A source reportedly close with the Lohan’s says the family is ashamed of Michael’s antics. They said, “It’s embarrassing, he’s embarrassing. He’s trying to get deals for Jon. Maybe Jon can tell Michael to pay Dina child support. He’s now six months behind.” The source adds, “He’s trying to manage Jon Gosselin, and make money from him. It’s gross. It’s all about money.”

A completely different source confirms the first source’s story about the back child support. Source #2 said, “Michael is six months behind in child support. Over $12,000 is due, and it’s in the hands of collections now.”

Michael, of course, denies that he owes any money to help support his minor children Ali, 15, and Dakota, 13. He stated, “That’s a total lie. I pay Dina and the kids cash all the time.”

This is truly the blind leading the blind. Both of these guys are self serving attention whores who put themselves ahead of their own children. If it’s not true, then they should prove me wrong. Birds of a feather flock together – and these two morons deserve one another.

Photos: Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin get shakes together. Aww…isn’t that sweet? Of course Lohan’s hanger-on girlfriend Erin Mueller was there, ready to pose as well.

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Reality show star Jonny Fairplay and Michael Lohan are set to duke it out in a Celebrity Boxing match.

The fight will take place on June 20, 2009 at 8pm in Philadelphia, PA.

Survivor contestant Jonny Fairplay issued an open challenge for Celebrity Boxing 9: Survival and Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay Lohan, stepped up and agreed to fight Fairplay out of 1000 requests received by promoter Damon Feldman.

Both men have been talking smack.

Lohan stated: “I couldn’t resist Fairplay’s challenge. He made a fool of himself once already with his Survivor scandal and he will do it again once I knock him out.”

Fairplay took an even lower blow.

“If I beat Michael Lohan, does that mean I get to go out with Lindsay? I hear she’s back into guys this week.”

Lohan is 5′9, 165 lbs. and  Fairplay is 5′8 and 155 lbs. But there is a bit of an age difference.

Who do you think will win this one?

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The boxing match between Michael Lohan and Q102 Philadelphia DJ Rocco is finally almost here!

Time to hopefully watch Lindsay Lohan’s dad get pummeled!

The Celebrity Boxing 7 bout takes place this Friday, April 3rd at 8 p.m. EDT at the Philadelphia Airport Ramada, in Essington, PA. Special guest referee will be former Philadelphia Eagles star Mike Mamula.

A couple of weeks ago Lohan smack talked his opponent:

“Rocco, I have the hands of stone and when I knock you out, you will see why the Lohans’ are all about taking care of business.”

Then, at a recent press conference, Rocco threw water in Lohan’s face. Lohan responded with, “Rocco, no one disrespects me. April 3rd I will leave the marks of my gloves across your face and you will wish you never step foot in the ring with me.”

Footage of the press conference can been seen here.

You can watch the fight live for only $9.99 at iclips.net.

For more information  contact the Celebrity Boxing Federation or call 813-960-8412.

This fight is a Benefit for Philadelphia Police Officer John Pawlowski, who was killed in the line of duty.

Lindsay Lohan’s dad is still flapping his trap, inviting the media into his daughter’s personal life and bashing her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

This time he even dragged Britney Spears into it.

Michael says that his daughter will end up worse than Britney was if she continues to stay with Ronson.

He rants, “She’s using her and bringing her around the wrong places. No matter where they go in the world, where Samantha drags Lindsay to her little DJ events, there’s always a big blow-up. Ever since Lindsay left rehab where she really got her life back together, Samantha has come back into her life and in it all went wrong for her. Lindsay was very vulnerable and Samantha seized on that and manipulated her.”

Michael wants to be the like Britney’s dad, where he takes over his daughter’s life and career so he can steer her in the right direction.

He explains, “Finally Britney’s father did take control and she got her life back together. But Britney didn’t have Samantha Ronson in her life. Lindsay is my daughter and I love her but I’m not there to be a friend, I’m here to be a parent. If Lindsay doesn’t like that or is angered by what I have to say, quite frankly I don’t care because. [sic]”

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On April 3rd at 8pm EST Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay Lohan, is set to take on Philadelphia Q102 DJ Rocco in a boxing match for charity.

During the recent press conference, Rocco went after Lohan and threw water in his face. Lohan had this to say,

“Rocco, no one disrespects me. April 3rd I will leave the marks of my gloves across your face and you will wish you never step foot in the ring with me.”

This fight will benefit Philadelphia Police Officer John Pawlowski, who was killed in the line of duty.

iClips.net will be streaming the event in its entirety live as an online live Pay Per View event for only $9.99 at the website.

Purchase your advance tickets to attend the event live at Center Stage tix at 800-677-8499 or check out CelebrityBoxing.tv

Special Guest Referee is former Philadelphia Eagles star Mike Mamula

Footage of the press conference can been seen at http://www.q102philly.com/pages/rocco.html

Michael Lohan has posted what he is calling, “My Final Blog”.

Many times in the past Michael has used the medium to rant about his children, his ex-wife, and gossip surrounding the family. But now he claims he is done. But of course before leaving he has one last word (yeah right) for Samantha Ronson.

Michael has been publicly bashing his eldest daughter’s love interest a lot lately, insisting that Samantha Ronson is a bad influence on his addictive personality adled daughter. Once again he lashes out at their relationship but claims it’s not because he is homophobic.

From Michael’s Blog:

Before I go, however, I must say that I received a text message from a very close and dear friend of Lindsay’s who I trust and admire. The text said, “between you and me you are doing the right thing. From what I hear, from Lindsay’s nearest and dearest friends, Lindsay is worse off than ever since she she has been with Sam. I told Dina that Lindsay needs you back in her life, and I think you know that I was the one who really helped Linds get into rehab.”

Without divulging this person’s identity, let me say that I know this person and I trust him/her very much. As a matter of fact, I spent time with him/her and wish that he/she was still part of Lindsay’s life.

For the record, when it comes to sexual preference, I am not biased. What matters most is the substance of an individual rather than their preference.It is the love and intent behind the relationship that matters. Something I can not give much credence to when it comes to Samantha. Just look at Samantha’s tax returns before she “engaged” Lindsay, and then after! Look at Lindsay’s career before Samantha and after! Look at all the things Lindsay accomplished and had going for her before Samantha and after. And finally, consider how Lindsay spent every holiday with her family before she met Samantha and then after. Would Lindsay ever leave her little sister in LA with Jenni, and leave with Samantha like she recently did when she went to Boston?! NEVER!

I was with Lindsay when she got out of Cirque Lodge. I saw and experienced the “old Lindsay” with so much hope and promise. I had full confidence in her. Then back came Samantha! Can’t you all see this? Am I speaking to stone walls? All I ask that you put your selves in my shoes and HONESTLY consider what you would do.

As I said, this is my final blog, and I hope what I have said and expressed to you and Lindsay, have a positive effect on your lives.

Final blog? Maybe. But will it be his last public dirty laundry airing? Doubtful.

Michael Lohan, the father of Lindsay Lohan, has been told by his parole officer that he may not participate in a celebrity boxing match for charity.

The match was set for Monday, with the highest bidder getting the chance to knock Lohan’s block off. That highest bidder ended up being computer boss Bob Venero, who paid $30K for the opportunity.

A rep for the New York State Division of Parole said,

“Mr. Lohan was convicted of assault, which is a violent crime, and is currently under parole supervision until February of 2009. We do not feel that participating in a violent activity, such as celebrity boxing, whether it is for charity or not, is appropriate for his rehabilitation. It is inappropriate for a person on parole to engage in the same type of behavior that landed him in prison in the first place.”

The fight has been moved to March 2009.

Lohans parole followed a 2-year jail sentence after he assaulted his ex-wife’s brother in 2004 and was charged with DUI and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle.

Lohan says he understands why the fight had to be postponed. “I’ve been on parole for almost two years now, and being that everything has gone so well, I didn’t want to cross the line in any way with them.”

Always ending his public statements with a low blow to somebody, Lohan named a celebrity that he would like to fight in a future boxing match. Mark Ronson, brother of Lindsay’s lesbian girlfriend, Samantha.

“After the comments and threats that Mark Ronson made recently, maybe he wants to fight me for charity. I’m definitely willing to step in the ring for three rounds with Mark Ronson.”

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