Michael Lohan will be competing in a boxing match for the Long Island Fight for Charity.

His opponent? It could be you!

The Fight For Charity is being held on November 24,2008 at the Hilton Long Island in Melville. The event consists of 10 boxing matches of amateur fighters. Including Lindsay Lohan’s much talked about father, Michael.

Any one wishing to fight good ol’ Mike in three rounds of boxing, can submit an offer to boxing@lifightforcharity.com. Bids are starting at $5,000.

Certain rules and regulations apply based on height, age & weight and the guidelines of USA Boxing as well as the Long Island Fight for Charity. An interview process will take place after the bid is made.

Non-Profit agencies benefitting from the event are the Long Island Community Chest and Family Residence & Essential Enterprises.

Michael Lohan originally challenged Kevin Federline to the Fight for Charity but there was no funding source in the boxing bout. And well, we all know that neither of them have the cash. Heh.

For information to purchase tickets in advance, contact The Fight for Charity at 516-870-1583 or www.lifightforcharity.com

Hurry, the event is usually sold out!

Every time Michael Lohan open his mouth he pushes his daughter further and further away.

Once again, daddy bigmouth has gone to the media in an attempt to publicly shame his daughter and her lover, and to place the spotlight on himself.  This time he pulled no punches – and they were all low blows.

Earlier this week Michael viciously called Samantha, “dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity.”

He wrote to a paparazzi agency, “I don’t believe that the recent blogs posted by ‘Lindsay’ were written by her” and touted, “There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye. Not that what we see is so pleasing anyway. What’s with this ‘person?’ Look at the way she ‘dresses.’

“Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words. Have you ever seen her apartment? For God’s sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this firsthand).”

Why he felt like he needed to go public with this information is beyond me.  Oh yeah, publicity.  Can anyone imagine doing this to their own daughter? If he wants Lindsay’s life to be better, then why does he cause her all this grief?

Anyhow, Lindsay is responding to her assh*le father’s accusations, saying this is nothing new.  Daddy’s always been a prick..

“My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it’s dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren’t speaking.

“I am in a great place in life. I have overcome a lot and have been able to learn how to enjoy and appreciate my life in every way possible. I’m proud of myself for being able to make a change in the past year and a half.

“My past is behind me, and that’s final. There’s nothing more to be said. All the false accusations that people try to make are simply because there’s no story when things are calm and good. But they might as well let it go because their lies don’t affect me anymore. Samantha is not evil, I care for her very much and she’s a wonderful girl. She loves me, as I do her.”

I wouldn’t even respond to him if I was her. I’d just let him wallow in his self misery and jealousy.

Lindsay Lohan missed her grandfather’s funeral this weekend, choosing instead to do some shopping with her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.

Her grandfather’s funeral was in Long Island but Lindsay chose to spend that time shopping with Sam in nearby New York City.  Who says Lindsay’s priorities are f**ked up?  Heh.

Just after his father passed, Michael Lohan, who might be the most annoying celebrity father in history, challenged his ex-wife, Dina, (publicly, of course) to make an appearance at his father’s memorial service.

“I notified all my kids and my lawyer notified Dina’s attorney.  Let’s see if she has the decency and respect to bring my kids to the wake and funeral. This will show her true colors.”

Michael, why not have the decency and respect to shut your blabbing, fat hole every once in awhile?  Not that I don’t think Lindsay shouldn’t have attended, because out of respect she should have – or at the very least, stayed out of the spotlight while it was happening.  But anyone who uses a funeral to make attacks on family members is a real piece of sh*t.

I doubt your kids will attend your wake either asshole.

Ali and Lindsay Lohan are about to get a new stepmom in their lives.

Michael Lohan, 48, has proposed marriage to his longtime girlfriend, Erin Muller, 24.

Daddy Lohan knows how to milk it too. He says, “We picked out a ring, but it’s not official.”  You see, he refuses to say it’s official until certain “family issues are resolved”.

However, it was official enough to talk about publicly.

When asked if Lindsay’s relationship with Samantha Ronson was the problem, he clarified saying that his father is battling cancer and that’s his main concern at this point. Oh yeah, and that little paternity case thingy.

“We’re waiting for the paternity test and my father’s situation to be resolved.”

Kristi Kaufmann claims Lohan is the father of her child. A child that was supposedly conceived while Michael was having an affair on his ex-wife, Dina. He has since submitted his DNA for testing but won’t be processed until the court orders it to be.

And so much for being ‘unofficial’. Muller was spotted showing off her flashy ring this past weekend at the Mercedes-Benz Bridgehampton Polo Tournament.

At that same event Michael talked openly about his daughter’s lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson. He said,

“I’m not happy. Ever since she got out of rehab and all these people came back into her life, things haven’t been right. People like Samantha Ronson don’t need to be around Lindsay. She shouldn’t be dragging Lindsay around nightclubs. Who was Samantha Ronson before Lindsay Lohan? She was nobody. She is using her for her own gain. All these people have inserted themselves into her life like parasites, and it’s not right. I’m done with them.”

And as usual, he had a few spare words for his ex-wife.

“Dina is a kiss-ass. She’s just nice to everybody, trying to be friends with everyone, just so she can be on Lindsay’s good side. And it is wrong. She should be a mother first.”

“I haven’t heard anything from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows about my faith. She just wouldn’t ask.

I want her to be happy and healthy and stay on the right path. If I discuss it, I say that I want her to be happy.”

- Michael Lohan doesn’t think his daughter Lindsay has plans to marry lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

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Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, pretty much lays it all out on the table when talking about his screwed-up family, and now he has dished to OK! magazine that he fathered another child while still married to Dina Lohan.

The couple divorced in 2007. However, while they were still married – although separated – Michael hooked up with a woman and it resulted in a pregnancy. Years later, the woman got ahold of Michael and told him the shocking news.

“She contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.”

Michael wrote to the girl’s mother while in jail and in the letter he said about his love child, “[she's] beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of Cody, believe it or not.”

And get this. Also while incarcerated he actually sent an autographed photo of himself to the girl signed, “Love Daddy.”

But that is about all he has done for the kid. And now he is trying to turn it into a profit story.

The girl’s mother says although Michael has called his daughter on numerous occasions, he has never visited her or provided financial support. “It’s time for Michael to take responsibility,” she says.

• Nick (Bollea) Hogan has been denied his request (hooray!) to be let out of the jail’s solitary confinement and into general population or house arrest. Nick’s attorneys claim the seclusion is cruel and unusual punishment and that it’s unbearable for him to be in there 16-17 hours a day. We wonder if he’d rather be in a coma 24/7?

• Also in Nick Hogan news, Nick has decided to sue the Florida Sheriff’s department that released the phone calls he made from jail to his mother and father. The lawsuit names privacy rights and is seeking to prevent further tapes from being released. Last time I checked you pretty much lose all your rights when incarcerated. Maybe he should exercise his right to shut the f@*% up! Nick’s attorney says, “Nick only asks that he be treated no differently than the other inmates at the Pinellas County Jail. Instead, the Sheriff’s Office has singled him out by the unprecedented release to the media of his personal calls with his family.”

• Those crazy Lohan’s are at it again. Michael Lohan has reopened the divorce case saying that his ex-wife, Dina Lohan, won’t allow him to see his children. He also accuses her of often showing up to therapy sessions late and/or drunk off her ass. He says she failed to bring the children to 15 of 29 judge-ordered visits with their father. He adds that Dina prioritizes her relationship with her children as such: First, as their manager, Secondly as their friend, and Lastly, as their mother. The two were scheduled to appear in court this morning, with Dina facing “immediate arrest and imprisonment” if she didn’t show.

• Lisa Van Allen, R. Kelly’s former lover, is coming forward with tales of the R&B star’s predatory sex practices. She claims he carried a duffel bag of sex tapes with him no matter where he went. She says she was introduced to the under-aged victim before having a threesome, but once Van Allen began crying Kelly became upset and quit filming saying he couldn’t do anything with the footage. She also claims he tried to retrieve the video from her by offering $250,000. Kelly’s attorneys claim Van Allen stole a $20,000 Rolex from the singer and that she may have set him up in order to extort money.

• Megan Fox admits she has a higher sex drive than most teenage boys! Just what the millions of men around the world wanted to hear. The drop dead gorgeous Transformers star says, “I have the libido of a teenage boy. I’d rather have sex all the time than leave the house.” After that, she should be careful  when she does leave the house!  You can pick your tongue off the ground now, guys..

Even though Lindsay Lohan’s mother and sister deny that she is romantically involved with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay’s blabbermouth father, Michael, has no problems outing his famous daughter.

Michael spoke with Usmagazine.com about the lesbian relationship between Lindsay and Sam. He says, “it’s evident to anyone with half a brain.”

Even though he was so eager to publicly announce his daughter’s sexuality, he says that it’s something he really doesn’t want to know about. “Just like the Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.”

Michael also used the opportunity to slam Lindsay’s mother, Dina, saying she exploits her children and that the family has basically gone to hell since their split. He says, “Maybe her mother’s life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn’t. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don’t deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us. But since the separation, look at everything that has happened!”

So, did I hear that right? He’s not into exploiting his children, but yet he continually runs to tabloids to spill the family’s personal business. Dina and Michael are both equally nuts! And as you know, crazy + crazy = Lindsay Lohan!

Yes, the relationship is obvious, but for Michael to out his daughter just goes to show you how classless this family is.

It’s kind of creepy. Ali Lohan is like Lindsay a few years ago, and Dina is like Lindsay in, well…about five years from now.