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Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez at the premiere of “Fast & Furious” held at Cinema Warner Village Moderno

Will someone please tell me why I thought Vin Diesel was hot when he first jumped on the scene? I find him to be repulsive these days! Definitely NOT hot. Maybe it’s the W.C. Fields nose that is killing it, I dunno. Every time I see him I can’t help but wonder if he is the closet, violent gay in that evil blind item!

As for Michelle, yeah, she cleans up nicely, but she could do better. However, this is about as feminine as you’re going to get from her. She’s rad though. We KNOW she’s a violent gay! Don’t mess with Michelle; bitch will kick a man’s ass in a NY minute!

[Photographs: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Latina.com interviewed Michelle Rodriguez recently and of course, what comes up? Her sexuality.

Michelle, who has long been rumored to be gay, has never come out publicly. She hates that people want to ‘out’ her and she says what she does with her lady parts is her business. Period.

She says, “What the majority of [people] want to know is what I’m doing with my vagina, and I think that that’s sick. What do you care who I’m dating? I can tell when somebody just wants to know about sex. And it makes me sick.”

Sounds like the interview started off on the wrong foot. But Rodriguez continues, saying she doesn’t understand why it is so important for people to try and force her to come out. However, she understands why they speculate.

“I think that they wonder because I’m such a tomboy. And I don’t care about what I look like most of the time. You’ll see me walking around in my jeans for the most part. I’m pretty much a tough ass. You don’t see that type of sh*t in a lot of women.”

She adds that everyone is somewhat interested in what others sex lives are, no matter who they are.

“Every time you see a woman who walks down the street, you think, ‘is she f*ckable?’. Any woman who is in some way f*ckable, you know, if she’s beautiful, or if she has a nice body, you wonder what kind of things that person does with their private area. It’s a very perverse way of thinking, but it’s the way that the majority of adults in the United States and around the world think. Or the porn industry wouldn’t be the highest grossing industry in the world.”

Michelle finishes the interview slamming the likes of certain (fatboy) bloggers and journalists who are constantly trying to out her.

“I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off,” she says of the journalists and bloggers who she believes are constantly trying to ‘out’ her: “I don’t answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it’s nobody’s business. If I wanna f*ck a girl, a boy, a dog—that’s my business. That’s why there’s bathroom doors.”

Ok, I guess we’ll take that as a, “I’m not coming out, bitches!”

Heh.

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“I hope the girls are hot!”

After violating her parole in a DUI case, Michelle Rodriguez was sentenced Wednesday to six months in jail.

She must report to LA County Jail by December 24th. Superior Court Judge Daviann L. Mitchell ruled that she may not be granted an early release even with the jails overcrowding situation. She must also serve 30 days of road clean-up.

The LA City Attorney released the following statement,

“(She) admitted violating her probation by failing to provide proof of completion of her community service and for consuming alcohol three times while wearing an alcohol-monitoring device.”

The City Attorney’s office claims that Rodriguez submitted a false document stating that she completed one day of community service on September 25th. However, she later told the court she was in New York that day.

Her former attorney says that he believes it was due to clerical error and that she served all 30-days.

Michele is no stranger to the law. She’s got a few arrests under her belt and has been on probation numerous times for DUIs and other traffic related offenses.

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