Miley Cyrus is ‘worst influence’ of 2009

In a poll taken by AOL tween site JSYK.com, teens voted Miley Cyrus as the ‘Worst Celebrity Influence of 2009′.

42% of the teens polled chose Miley as the this year’s anti-role model. Coming in second and third were Britney Spears and Kanye West.

Was it the sideboob shots? The “leaked” photos, or the slant eye picture?  Probably a combination of all the above. Miley has received a ton of bad press over the past year and obviously teens have taken notice. But worst influence? I disagree. I think she merely won the title because she is one of the most popular teen idols out there right now, and there are just as many kids out there that don’t like her as those who do. I think this time the Miley haters just happened to be voting more. Oh Miley, if only you’d stayed on Twitter, you could have swayed the poll! Heh.

Obviously one of the Lohan girls, Paris Hilton, or, yes, Kanye, probably should have won this by a landslide. I mean, c’mon. At least Miley hasn’t showed us her bits, bum-rushed an awards ceremony or said she’s as popular as God.

Kim Cattrall and Miley Cyrus shoot a scene for “Sex and the City 2″ where they turn up for a movie premiere in the same outfit.

The premiere was for a movie called “Heart of the Desert”, which appeared to star Samantha’s (Kim Cattrall) boyfriend Smith (Jason Lewis). SATC designer Patricia Field said the dresses were by Matthew Williamson.

[Photographs: PacificCoastNews.com]

Miley Cyrus on the Today Show, 8/28/2009

Miley Cyrus withstood the rain today to perform on the Today Show.

She sang Party in the USA (above), Kicking and Screaming (link), See You Again (link), and The Climb (link).

You know what I love about Miley? She can actually sing LIVE unlike SO many of today’s “stars”.

Miley Cyrus cherries by Disney, of course!

Hannah Montana cherries anyone?

Disney always has been sneaky with their sexual innuendos. This one though, not so coy.

The child focused company is now marketing the virginal fruit with Miley Cyrus’ face and character, Hannah Montana.

Bad move, Disney.

Disney = PIMP.

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Miley Cyrus pole dancing at the Teen Choice Awards

Miley Cyrus sure knows how to work a pole.

Ok, so it wasn’t exactly a stripper pole, it was some weird pole on top of some weird cart that she was dancing on while singing “Party in the USA” at this year’s Teen Choice Awards show.

Still, it’s a little creepy that she’s doing anything with a pole.. Couldn’t they have dressed it up like a palm tree or something?

So last week I received my issue of ELLE magazine and immediately was shocked at the cover of 16-year-old Miley Cyrus.

Believe it or not, I hadn’t seen the photo until I actually had the issue in my hands.

Miley is seen bending backwards, face half shadowed, with only her budding boobs to her crotch in the spotlight. Now, I am certainly no prude, folks, but this cover just rubs me the wrong way. The Annie Liebowitz photos have nothing on this in my opinion.

The cover flat out says, “Miley! On dad, boyfriends, and why she’s not a kid anymore.”

Let me tell you something ELLE, she IS still a kid, and I think this photo is in seriously bad taste. Just because she has boobs now doesn’t mean she is a full-fledged adult.

I think ELLE exploited Miley, but isn’t that what the fashion industry does to kids? C’mon daddy, wake up and fight for your kid. She’ll have enough time to exploit herself after she is 18, but for now, this is on your watch, moron.

Oh, man… you’ve gotta love your Twitter. Adam Shankman, director/producer of the upcoming movie THE LAST SONG, thought it was necessary to tweet some behind-the-scenes pictures of one of his stars Miley Cyrus.

Miley is a sweet angel who works tirelessly and endlessly, and is allowed to have fun in the make up room! Seriously! Lighten up or no more behind the scenes pics! She’s like my angel little sister.

I don’t know about you, but the fact that Miley Cyrus is only 16 makes these just a little creepy. Wait… what…? The age of consent is 16… oh… well, nevermind then. Enjoy your casting couch adventures, Adam Shankman. More power to you. Let’s just make sure the pictures you post are of girls 18+ from now on. After all, the rest of us don’t want to get in trouble with the FBI.

But, with the way Miley Cyrus hopped up there on that chair like she is about to get it hit from behind, I don’t know how any of you can possibly call into question her virginity. With the ability to position herself like that, there is no way she has ever had sex in her whole life. Impossible. I mean, clearly she is pure and innocent. There are absolutely no indications that she is about to spank herself or is preparing for a gang bang. I just don’t know where some of you come up with this stuff. Don’t you know anything about teenage girls? They all sit backwards on chairs like that, with their backs arched, their asses in the air, and hair draped all across their face. That’s the new style.

All The Kidd knows is that if that’s the kind of fun that goes on in the make up room, I need to find me a make up room… quickly… as in now. Oh, sweet angels, I’m coming…

Seriously though, what’s really the big deal? Let the poor girl have a little fun, and, by that, I mean… HAVE SOME FUN, ya know what I’m saying… **wink wink**

For a guy wearing a purity ring with absolutely no public intentions of having sex until he’s married, Nick Jonas is beating them off with a stick these days. Already confirmed to be dating Miley Cyrus, you’d think that might be good enough to ward off any other interested ladies. Well, you’d be wrong as Hannah Montana just might not have the ass to compete, as Kim Kardashian is digging on that particular one of the Brothers Jonai.

Kardashian shared the stage with the Jonas Brothers at the MuchMusic Video Awards to introduce Lady GaGa’s booby-sparking performance. After the ceremony, she was on her Twitter, hardly able to contain the excitement of being in the presence of Jonas. “I have the biggest crush on Nick Jonas! I just was on stage w the Jonas Brother at the Much Music Awards!” She tweeted more, “It’s kinda wrong! I had 2 give him 2 kisses on stage! Ha”

Does this surprise anyone though? Why would Kim Kardashian want Reggie Bush, NFL star, when she can have some kid who would be lucky if he’s even within 2 years of finally hitting puberty instead?

As for Nick Jonas’ options, I hate to say it, but Miley Cyrus doesn’t stand a chance. Unless she is ready for some crazy times, Kim Kardashian and her ass will claim victory here. After all, let’s weigh our options here: Hannah Montana and her achy-breaky dad, or a chick who got videotaped having sex and who may or may not be into getting peed on? Sorry, Miley. I know they say it’s the quiet ones that turn out to be the wildest, but I don’t know if you’re going to get much kinkier than that… at least not that doesn’t border on starting to get gross.

For all their secrecy about “reconnecting,” which as we all know probably means temporarily misplacing purity rings for a few minutes in order to squeeze in a handjob, it was fairly obvious that Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas were back together again. Now we just have someone’s big mouth to confirm it for us and make it true, so we don’t have to rely on our own speculation, like The Kidd just did with Hannah Montana playing with one of the Jonas Brothers’ wangs.

The Brothers Jonai dropped by Larry King’s show last week in order to promote their tour. Larry made sure to loosen up those suspenders just a bit in order to ask who each of them were dating. After all, with their strong public stance on celibacy, everyone wants to know who exactly they are not having sex with. Joe Jonas didn’t get into specifics, but when pressed by King if Joe’s girlfriend was as famous as Nick’s, Joe answered , “I don’t think anybody is as famous as Miley Cyrus.”

AH HA!!!

Way to go, Joe Jonas. You kept your brother’s secret private for about 5 whole minutes before it was tricked out of you by a 75-year-old man who probably isn’t aware of the fact that he’s still on TV and who may or may not have been sitting in a pool of his own urine throughout the entire interview, depending on whether or not one of his interns stepped in to change his Depends. Larry King probably has a hard time remembering to put pants on, but he somehow managed to manipulate you, Joe Jonas, into spilling the details on your brother’s relationship with Miley Cyrus. Good job. I’m not sure which to marvel at more: Larry King’s masterful interrogation techniques here, or the fact that he’s not dead yet. Let’s just call it a tie.