Miley Cyrus & Nick Jonas Are Definitely Dating
For all their secrecy about “reconnecting,” which as we all know probably means temporarily misplacing purity rings for a few minutes in order to squeeze in a handjob, it was fairly obvious that Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas were back together again. Now we just have someone’s big mouth to confirm it for us and make it true, so we don’t have to rely on our own speculation, like The Kidd just did with Hannah Montana playing with one of the Jonas Brothers’ wangs.
The Brothers Jonai dropped by Larry King’s show last week in order to promote their tour. Larry made sure to loosen up those suspenders just a bit in order to ask who each of them were dating. After all, with their strong public stance on celibacy, everyone wants to know who exactly they are not having sex with. Joe Jonas didn’t get into specifics, but when pressed by King if Joe’s girlfriend was as famous as Nick’s, Joe answered , “I don’t think anybody is as famous as Miley Cyrus.”
AH HA!!!
Way to go, Joe Jonas. You kept your brother’s secret private for about 5 whole minutes before it was tricked out of you by a 75-year-old man who probably isn’t aware of the fact that he’s still on TV and who may or may not have been sitting in a pool of his own urine throughout the entire interview, depending on whether or not one of his interns stepped in to change his Depends. Larry King probably has a hard time remembering to put pants on, but he somehow managed to manipulate you, Joe Jonas, into spilling the details on your brother’s relationship with Miley Cyrus. Good job. I’m not sure which to marvel at more: Larry King’s masterful interrogation techniques here, or the fact that he’s not dead yet. Let’s just call it a tie.































