For all their secrecy about “reconnecting,” which as we all know probably means temporarily misplacing purity rings for a few minutes in order to squeeze in a handjob, it was fairly obvious that Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas were back together again. Now we just have someone’s big mouth to confirm it for us and make it true, so we don’t have to rely on our own speculation, like The Kidd just did with Hannah Montana playing with one of the Jonas Brothers’ wangs.

The Brothers Jonai dropped by Larry King’s show last week in order to promote their tour. Larry made sure to loosen up those suspenders just a bit in order to ask who each of them were dating. After all, with their strong public stance on celibacy, everyone wants to know who exactly they are not having sex with. Joe Jonas didn’t get into specifics, but when pressed by King if Joe’s girlfriend was as famous as Nick’s, Joe answered , “I don’t think anybody is as famous as Miley Cyrus.”

AH HA!!!

Way to go, Joe Jonas. You kept your brother’s secret private for about 5 whole minutes before it was tricked out of you by a 75-year-old man who probably isn’t aware of the fact that he’s still on TV and who may or may not have been sitting in a pool of his own urine throughout the entire interview, depending on whether or not one of his interns stepped in to change his Depends. Larry King probably has a hard time remembering to put pants on, but he somehow managed to manipulate you, Joe Jonas, into spilling the details on your brother’s relationship with Miley Cyrus. Good job. I’m not sure which to marvel at more: Larry King’s masterful interrogation techniques here, or the fact that he’s not dead yet. Let’s just call it a tie.

When Jamie Foxx first jumped on the scene he was brilliantly funny and I loved him.

He starred on In Living Color along with Jim Carrey.  He was absolutely hysterical in his skits. However, since becoming this big Hollywood A-lister, he seems like a real prick! He definitely thinks more highly of himself that most anyone else does.

On Sunday, Jamie chose Miley Cyrus, a 16-year-old girl, to bash on his Sirius satellite radio show The Foxxhole. (He has his own radio show?!) Not only did he bash her, he cut her up into chunks and fed them to his studio crew who ate them up like bourbon filled chocolate balls.

His reason for lashing out at her? Because she wanted to meet Radiohead before their Grammy performance.

So this big-time, Hollywood guy, Foxx, feels the need to pick on a teenager for that? He and his crew were vicious, too. Calling her a “little white bitch,” saying she should “make a sex tape and grow up,” and to “go catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat.”

Wow! Those are some pretty harsh words coming from a 41-year-old Academy Award Winner.

We’re not impressed Jamie. You’re just giving us more reason to believe you’re one of the biggest jokes in Hollywood.

If I were Billy Ray Cyrus I would hunt your ass down like a fox and give you the smack down!

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If there is one thing I hate, it is frivilous lawsuits.

So I am pretty sure I wouldn’t get along with Lucie J. Kim, a total dumbass who is suing Miley Cyrus for $4 Billion dollars after photos of Cyrus and friends slanting their eyes went public.

Kim says she is representing 1 million Asians who live in L.A. County. She want Miley to pay each Asian the minimum damages for a civil rights violation, which would be $4,000 per person. This amount totals to be $4 billion.

The suit states that Cyrus “should have known that her image would be publicly disseminated via the media, which Cyrus knew focused on her private life, specifically TMZ.”

Someone sue this bitch for being a twat!

Miley Cyrus is in the center of yet another photo controversy.

This time, Miley and pals pose for a picture with an Asian friend as they all slant their eyes. So now an Asian civil rights group is up in arms over the photo, calling it offensive.

The OCA released the following statement,

“The photograph of Miley Cyrus and other individuals slanting their eyes currently circulating the Internet is offensive to the Asian Pacific American community and sets a terrible example for her many young fans. This image falls within a long and unfortunate history of people mocking and denigrating individuals of Asian descent.

Not only has Miley Cyrus and the other individuals in the photograph encouraged and legitimized the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted her many Asian Pacific American fans, said George Wu, executive director of OCA. The inclusion of an Asian Pacific American individual in the photo does not make it acceptable.

OCA hopes that Miley Cyrus will apologize to her fans and the APA community for this lapse in judgment and takes the opportunity to better understand why the gesture is offensive.”

It’s so weird to think that when I was a kid we used to sing “One little, two little, three little Indians..” and stuff like, “Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these!” That sh*t just doesn’t happen anymore.

All this reminds me of Eddie Murphy on Delirious (back when he was actually funny) when he did a skit of a white guy making fun of Asians and how they talk while ordering from a Chinese restaurant.

In turn, he then plays the Asian who overhears whitey making fun of his accent and so he imitates whitey by prying his eyes wide open and saying, “I’ll have a cheeseburger, large fry,” with sharp ‘caucasian’ pronunciation.

Sometimes we just need to laugh at each other, yeah?

Chime in: Do you think the pic is offensive – or do you think people just need to lighten up?

Miley Cyrus skips church and spends her Sunday modeling for a photoshoot in Santa Clarita.

Her parents were there with her.

In one dress, Miley couldn’t stop holding the top closed. In the other, she looked like a perfect little fairy…as long as she didn’t speak!

[Photograph: Nathanel Jones, PacificCoastNews.com]

I am wondering if Miley Cyrus got Hilary Duff’s old choppers?

I’m just sayin’….

Photograph: Nathanael Jones, PacificCoastNews.com

Miley Cyrus celebrated her sweet sixteen backstage at the America Music Awards yesterday.

Her dad Billy Ray and mom Leticia were by her side as the young star was presented a cake by Jordin Sparks, Julianne Hough, and Ashley Tisdale.

Cyrus was given the sizable three-tier cake before her AMA performance.

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Ok, I have to rant about this one.

We wonder why it is that young Hollywood stars grow up to be all sorts of f*ckered up. It’s because of sh*t like this!

Miley Cyrus is ready to move out of her parent’s home, and is seeking an apartment of her own…despite the fact she is only 15.

The multi-millionaire teen is on the hunt for that perfect place to call home, but in the meantime has had her 20-year-old boyfriend, underwear model, Justin Gaston, spend the night in her bed almost every night while living under her father’s roof.

And dad is just fine with it.

It’s kind of hard to tell your ‘meal ticket’ what to do, especially when you have no career of your own, and probably can’t pay your own outrageous mortgage, so better kiss that little money maker’s ass. Right?

I bet Billy Ray thanks God everyday that he got Miley’s mom drunk and knocked up in the backseat of the pinto that night.

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The computer geek who hacked into Miley Cyrus’ MySpace account and posted her personal pics on the internet has been caught.

FBI investigators raided the Tennessee home of Josh Holly, 19, after he had bragged to friends that he had hacked into her account and posted the photos online.

His friends claim Holly posed as a MySpace.com administrator to steal Cyrus’ password and say he also hacked into her Gmail account.

It’s not known if charges will be filed.

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