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Conde Nast Media Group’s Third Annual Fashion Rocks Concert

Friday, September 8th, 2006

Here are some pics from the event-



Compare Airfare at BabyBoomerTrips.com!

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Don’t Invite Mischa Barton to Kensington Palace for Dinner

Thursday, August 10th, 2006

Sure, I don’t know Mischa, but the more I read about her the more I really can’t stand the very average looking mop.



From ContactMusic-
Hollywood beauty MISCHA BARTON reportedly offended British royal LORD FREDDIE WINDSOR by playing with her Blackberry personal organiser throughout a dinner party at London’s Kensington Palace. The 27-year-old offspring of PRINCESS MICHAEL OF KENT invited the former THE OC star to dine at his parent’s residence in the British capital and was stunned when she brought along her hairdresser pal ANDY LeCOMPTE. A source tells British newspaper Daily Mail, “She brought along her hairdresser as chaperone. Even though Mischa was seated right next to Freddie, she spent the whole meal tapping text messages into her Blackberry. “Freddie was rather offended.

Freddie should have used BabyBoomerTrips.com to book a flight and ship the bitch back to Cali!

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Celebrity Styling Heads

Friday, August 4th, 2006

Remember as a little girl how we loved those wonderful head-on-a-platter styling heads?

We could do their makeup and hair and make them look pretty..even though they had no bodies. Then as we became teenagers we dyed their hair, gave them mohawks and threw them from tall buildings. Well, at least I did.

Here are some modern day ’styling heads’ that I think
may have been inspired by celebrities. Here take a look for yourself..


The Star Jones head.
Complete with
chest scar and bag of excess skin.


The Denise Richards head.
Comes with a knife so you can stab all of your friends in the back.


The Mischa Barton head.
This head is well equipped with tampons..you know, just in case you wear the ‘white pants’ on the ‘wrong day’!

Ahh..the Paris Hilton head.
Prescribed bottle of penicillin and lazy eye included.



The Janet Jackson head.
Complete with surprised eyes and inflatable cheeks.

And finally the Posh Spice head.
This head comes with a stick to shove up her ass.

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Mischa and Cisco Still Hanging Out

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006

They are almost starting to look alike..



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Mischa Barton Sees Red

Sunday, January 8th, 2006

..but obviously not before the paparazzi did!

She is just nasty. Dirty and nasty.

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Mischa Barton, Already a Hollywood Bitch

Wednesday, January 19th, 2005

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Mischa, Mischa, Mischa.

You came onto the scene so gracefully, almost princess-like. Cute, girl next door looks with an innocence about you. But now? You have swiftly & eagerly morphed into the molded Hollywood bitch, which you are now complaining about having the misfortune of being.

Mischa as quoted by Britian’s Cosmopolitan, “It kind of irritates me that I’m seen as this pretty face. People also say I’m too thin. The truth is, pretty people aren’t as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas. It’s like, ‘She’s pretty and thin, so she’s got to have problems. She must be anorexic or depressed or bitchy.’ It doesn’t help that my OC character is the pretty girl next door who looks like she has everything, but is totally fucked up.”

You’re right it doesn’t!

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