I can dig it! I’m loving the groovy squid, I could swear that kid’s on e! Heh.

Moby is featured in next month’s Spin magazine and in an interview, he says he dated Natalie Portman!

Who knew?

Moby says during his time with Natalie he was harassed by her hardcore fans who couldn’t believe she was with him. The geeks were jealous of the famous nerd who was all up on their woman. Heh.

“I guess in some people’s eyes, [nerds] might be mildly sexy - and, as a nerd, I’m certainly happy to enjoy some of the effects of that. But as far as the very brief affair that I had with Natalie, it’s made me a target of a lot of nerd wrath. You don’t date Luke Skywalker’s mom and not have them hate your guts.”

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“If you’re a journalist and you’re thinking of either giving Last Night a bad review or writing something nasty about me I’d be more than happy to send cash/drugs/hookers to you in the interest of receiving good press…I know that some members of the press find me distasteful. I understand, I’m opinionated and annoying. But don’t you think you could shelve the bad review in the interest of free money or drugs?”

- Moby on his official website hoping to convince critics to give his new album a favorable review.

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Which bitch wears a bald head the best?