Ok, who is the hotter of these two former supermodels?

I have a feeling Liz will win this one, but I never thought she was all that. Or either of them, really. But I do adore the stunning emerald green gown that Eva is rocking. It would match my eyes ! Liz’s dress though, what a mess. It looks like one of those hillbilly-mama shirts that pops out of a can and are the size of a Barbie but expand when you put it on. That mixed with a tacky prom dress…

Gisele Bundchen out in the West Village with a friend, rocking her baby bump.

Does anyone else think Gisele is totally overrated?

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Adriana Lima pictured with no eyebrows

And you thought Adriana Lima couldn’t look bad.

Check out this fall Givenchy ad where the supermodel has absolutely no eyebrows. Not hot, sister. It’s a little too Marilyn Manson for my liking. Just yikes.

I would ask the guys if they would still hit it, but I already know what the answer would be.

Miranda Kerr during a rooftop photo shoot for Grazia magazine in Sydney, Australia.

Bony McBonerman!

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Model Filippa Hamilton angry about being fired

Filippa Hamilton, a Ralph Lauren model for eight years, was fired after being told she no longer met her contractual obligations, meaning, she was too fat for the job.

The news isn’t that big of a deal, right? You hear about it all the time. Skinny bitches that aren’t starving – aren’t working.

But what is a little different about this is that Filippa was recently involved in a photoshop scandal where her body was obviously photoshopped to skeletal proportions. [Right]

Website Photoshop Disasters first published the ad featuring Filippa after receiving it from a tipster who spotted it in Tokyo. Then it went viral and suddenly Ralph Lauren was the butt of the joke.

The company quickly (and hastily) tried to have the websites remove the photos and later apologized in a statement saying:

“We have addressed the problem and going forward will take every precaution to ensure that the caliber of our artwork represents our brand appropriately.”

Please, they knew what they were doing. If no one would have said anything they would have done it again. And the next model might be even skinnier! Sh*t, let’s just dress up a corpse or a skeleton, seriously.

The fashion industry is so uptight about weight that I bet the company did it to spite Filippa. Just before the photoshop scandal emerged she was fired for being too heavy. So they fired her, then photoshopped her body at ridiculous proportions as if to say, “See bitch, this is what you should look like!” Believe me, they really are vicious like that.

This job belongs right up there with the Julia Robert Redbook cover. Classic!

Olga Kurylenko for Campari

Olga Kurylenko, the Bond girl from Quantum of Solace, is the latest spokesmodel for Campari.

Olga, 29, has taken over for Jessica Alba who was last year’s Campari girl.  As usual, the photos are visually appealing, but sometimes go way overboard on the airbrushing. Case in point, the shot below:

Such a shame, I don’t get why they had to do that. Olga is amazingly gorgeous without all the airbrushing. It’s so extreme that it doesn’t look a thing like her!

The ones below are hot though. The first one it looks like she is saying, “I want you…AND you!” The second photo, “I’ll take all of you – at once!” And the third one, ” ‘Train’ starts after I drink this bottle!”

No?

Victoria’s Secret supermodel Karolina Kurkova is pregnant.

A statement for the couple reads: “Supermodel and actress Karolina Kurkova and her fiancé, film producer Archie Drury have announced that they are expecting their first child. The couple have been together for a little over a year.”

I know, just another model who will squirt out a kid and look like it never happened after it’s all said and done..

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Alessandra Ambrosio says goodbye to husband Jamie Mazur as she prepares to depart LAX with baby daughter Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur, 9 mos.

I know, I know, it’s mean to call a baby ugly. But with such a hot supermodel mommy, I’m surprised her baby looks, so, uh, much like Stifler.

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