Suck it in, Drew!

“Whip It” Los Angeles premiere at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre, Hollywood, CA.

The always adorable Drew Barrymore poses with Steven Spielberg, Ellen Page, Zoe Bell & Juliette Lewis.

The top two interesting photos from the premiere:

What IS that on Eve’s head? I can’t think of any rodent that big with a tail that long, but I am sure there must be one because I’m looking at it!

And Quentin, love ya Q, I really do – BUT – just because you have a hip, eye-catching, retro -looking jacket doesn’t mean it will make your Dockers look any cooler. The wrinkled shirt underneath is a big fail too. You need something with a bigger collar. I bet your girlfriend knows all this, too. But she is probably too far up your *** to tell you. So I will. Hugs.

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Bruce Willis and wife Emma Heming at the World Premiere of “Surrogates”, Hollywood, CA.

Talk about robbing the cradle! Ha! I know it is so not PC to say that anymore because “love knows no age,” but whatever. There is a 24-year age gap between these two. I can’t help but think, “Bruce, you are lucky that you’re a famous actor, because you would not be pulling trim like this otherwise!”

Rumer Willis also attended the premiere and posed for photos with her dad. It has to be weird being a Willis kid. Your dad’s girlfriend is 24-years younger than him and your mom’s boyfriend is 15-years younger than her. I like them all though. I think the family somehow manages to pull it off. Not many families could – famous or not.

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Sandra Bullock at the premiere of her new film, All About Steve.

Is this seriously all that Sandra could rummage up to wear to the premiere? It looks like she wore the damn movie curtain! You will most likely be seeing this getup in all the gossip rags as a fashion disaster!!

Even her hair looks awful. A fried, two-toned mess!

Normally you couldn’t make the adorable Sandra look bad, but someone actually managed to do it. Who put this look together?! Fire them immediately!

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the Los Angeles Premiere of “Inglourious Basterds” at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre.

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“The Ugly Truth” premiere in London.

Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler definitely seem to get along quite well. Maybe even a little too much!

And we’re all green with envy..

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UK premiere of ‘Inglourious Basterds’ at the Odeon Leicester Square.

No Brad Pitt, wonder what he was up to? Maybe Angie finally devoured him!

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Katherine Heigl and hottie Gereard Butler at the Los Angeles Premiere of “The Ugly Truth”.

I like Katherine Heigl. So she smokes? BFD. People need to get over it. Love the brunette hair too! I think she makes a better brunette than blonde.

And Gerard…meeeooooooow!

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Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez at the premiere of “Fast & Furious” held at Cinema Warner Village Moderno

Will someone please tell me why I thought Vin Diesel was hot when he first jumped on the scene? I find him to be repulsive these days! Definitely NOT hot. Maybe it’s the W.C. Fields nose that is killing it, I dunno. Every time I see him I can’t help but wonder if he is the closet, violent gay in that evil blind item!

As for Michelle, yeah, she cleans up nicely, but she could do better. However, this is about as feminine as you’re going to get from her. She’s rad though. We KNOW she’s a violent gay! Don’t mess with Michelle; bitch will kick a man’s ass in a NY minute!

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