UK premiere of ‘Inglourious Basterds’ at the Odeon Leicester Square.

No Brad Pitt, wonder what he was up to? Maybe Angie finally devoured him!

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Katherine Heigl and hottie Gereard Butler at the Los Angeles Premiere of “The Ugly Truth”.

I like Katherine Heigl. So she smokes? BFD. People need to get over it. Love the brunette hair too! I think she makes a better brunette than blonde.

And Gerard…meeeooooooow!

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Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez at the premiere of “Fast & Furious” held at Cinema Warner Village Moderno

Will someone please tell me why I thought Vin Diesel was hot when he first jumped on the scene? I find him to be repulsive these days! Definitely NOT hot. Maybe it’s the W.C. Fields nose that is killing it, I dunno. Every time I see him I can’t help but wonder if he is the closet, violent gay in that evil blind item!

As for Michelle, yeah, she cleans up nicely, but she could do better. However, this is about as feminine as you’re going to get from her. She’s rad though. We KNOW she’s a violent gay! Don’t mess with Michelle; bitch will kick a man’s ass in a NY minute!

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Wow, it was Hollywood hotties galore last night at the premiere of  He’s Just Not That Into You.

However, Jennifer Connelly is my pick as the night’s show stopper. It was the shoes, people! Those shoes are the farking hottness. I almost want her to step on my balls in those things! I mean, if I was a weird dude who was into that sort of thing. Shoes like that are what give people foot fetishes.

Drew Barrymore is always darling in my opinion.They could have gotten a better matching phony tail though.

Scarlett Johansson has gone even darker, and straighter, and I don’t think it does much for her. And I’m not into the dress either. I think I get the look she was going for, (Eva Mendes?), but she fails to pull it off.

And the always classic Jennifer Aniston in a simple, yet elegant, low-cut black pant suit, perfect hair and glowing tan.

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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise at the UK premiere of the hotly anticipated “Valkyrie” movie in London’s Leicester Square.

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Hollywood power couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie hit the red carpet for the German premiere of Pitt’s latest film, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.”

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So yeah, I make fun of Mickey Rourke’s bizarre looking face every now and then, but truth is, I love this guy.

He’s a HUGE animal rights advocate, he has a Vespa, and he called Tom Cruise a c**t in an interview after Cruise wigged out on Brooke Shields for supporting the use of anti-depressants.

See? He’s not so bad..heh.