Because it’s Friday …and everyone deserves to laugh at someone else’s expense on this day.

-Thanks Ted!

According to Steve-O, the above video was filmed when he was “under the influence of a very dangerous amount of drugs.”

Steve-O’s latest blog will leave you scratching your head.

The Jackass star was admitted to a psychiatric hospital last week after friends forced him to get treatment after spiraling dangerously out of control. He posted the following on his MySpace blog:

Just When You Thought This Week Couldn’t Get Wilder

I have very frequently expressed that I look up, very much, to Ozzy Osbourne, because of the fact that I feel he was “deliberately misunderstood.” I believe that it is endlessly interesting how I perceive the “Price of Darkness” to have “seen the light.” Ozzy’s first album, “Blizzard of Oz” is an absolute masterpiece, in my opinion. If you ask me, all answers to religious questions can be found in the lyrics to the song “I Don’t Know,” from that very album. The insight of Ozzy Osbourne is immeasurable, the way I see it. I, also, strive to be misunderstood.

I have been on a spiritual mission and, gradually, have come to realize that I have a deeper agenda in this life than to make people giggle at my random acts of silliness, such as breaking bones and shoving things up my butt. There is more to me than the act of scrotum-stapling. Believe it or not, the only “A” I got during my brief stint as a student at University of Miami was in Philosophy. The Greek philosophers, Plato, Aristotle, and Socrates, all predated the birth of Jesus Christ by over five hundred years and established that matter does not exist (barring our perception of it) and that we are all nothing more than the imaginations of ourselves. With a proper understanding of this reality, it is possible to imagine dimensions beyond the three in which we feel trapped. Before being committed to the “funny farm” I only contemplated the 4th and 5th dimensions. My idea of the 4th dimension was of a place where Time is not linear and everyone is confronted by the actions of themselves and everyone else-good and bad. In the 4th dimension, I pictured every cheating wife/husband joining in witnessing their infidelity with their spouse, everyone bearing witness to every selfish act ever committed and every selfless act as well. With this in mind, I had pictured the 5th dimension to be something of a “VIP room.” It turns out that there is no such thing as coincidence (”That is for damn sure…” -NLR) and I came to this psychiatric ward to find out (from fellow pescetarian, NLR) that “The Agenda” is “deep.” There are, actually, no less than nine dimensions. Of course, I don’t want to get too heavy with “dimension talk.” For those of you that are interested in hearing from entities that exist in
other dimension, I present you with the word: “Pleiadians.”

For those of you who want to hear a filthy rap song I recorded with Big Regg after I forgot to teach him how to juggle, here you go:

“The Gutter Lane”
http://www.ballbagmedia.com/mp3/GuttaLane.mp3

Also, keep in mind, there is PLENTY more footage from that day (when I woke up behind bars) and it includes another awesome brush with the law that I still can’t believe.

I Love You All,
Steve-O

In another blog posted just before the one above, Steve says that he has destroyed both his mind and body from heavy narcotic use.

“So far, I’ve figured out that I did a great deal of damage to my brain by abusing drugs and, now that they’ve all worn off, I’m facing the consequences.”

It looks like the road ahead will be a long one for Steve.

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Alex ‘Orbi’ Orbison, the ex-boyfriend of Kat Von D was shocked and humiliated when she suddenly and without warning left him for Nikki Sixx.

He blogs on his MySpace:

hello everyone… this is an exert from a letter i mailed to my friend sarah…

the only way i can look at her is like kaklinski, ” the ice man” .. that assassin guy that has no feelings on the bio channel… and that she is like a parrot with no brain or emotion… repeating the same thing about love to every guy she meets,” its never been like this, we are soulmates, i love you more than anyone ever, this time is different” and so on..

i believed them all… hook line and sinker… i hadn’t been in love for five years.. and this was the person i chose to trust!??
hahahaha… i’m a fucking idiot.. oh well. i wasnt the first and im not the last

am i ok?….. hmmm.., yes i am ok…but i’m pain, yes…

but then again in 6 months my dog died, lost my job, grandmother died, and i fell in love with a pschopath that begged ME to ask to marry HER, then abused me and then fell in love with someone else infront of me..

boohohoo, sounds like a bad country song… hahaha..

believe it or not this is not the first time this has happened to me… different band and my best friend who was in that band died while i was taking care of my terinally ill granfather who died of brain cancer and then i flew home on sept.11th and was the last plane in america to take off, ended up in vegas, blew all my money and ended up breaking some ribs, which sucks if you never broke ribs…

ANYWAYS. the point is that i got better after that happened and i know that i will after this too…

keep on keepin’ on!!!!

thanks for all the love and support, keep comments positive, hate is bad all the way around, the world needs more love, and love is the way… don’t feed into fear and anger.. love you all for being kind…. it’s good to know there are real people out there.

Hey Orbi, read this about Nikki and laugh sweetie. They were meant for each other, really.

Steve-O is getting his revenge on ex-Kat Von D via his MySpace page.

Steve posted a blog entry on his MySpace today titled, “Kat Von D’s Lies Catch Up To Her…” And in it he basically calls her out for not admitting that she wrote a note to her former boss, Ami James, (of ‘Miami Ink’) on a publicity photo of herself, calling him a ‘jewbag’ and saying he should, ‘burn in hell’. Chris Garver (also of ‘Miami Ink’) says she specifically handed it to him to give to Ami.

Since the photo has been released to the public Kat has vehemently denied anything to do with the picture. Steve obviously knows she did it and is disgusted that she is going to deny it to the bitter end. So he decided to not only call her a liar publicly, but also divulge the fact that she slept with numerous guys while she was still married.

Steve-O To Kat: Were you really saying that you wanted off my list? And why’d you delete Orbi and make Nikki such a big deal?

Changing your e-mail address will only serve to admit guilt and shame of your anti-semetic accusations. Nobody on Earth thinks Garver is a liar, if you want out of this situation, you have to make good with Garver– for He is the only man that can clear your name. Sueing won’t help you either– you must prosecute in the court of public opinion, with Garver as your witness… Or…

Let me try to finish “cleaning out my closet”– I travelled to roughly sixteen countries with Carolla, and got him laid in just about every one of them. He is not a Good person, but, he is not a liar, either. You fucked Carolla (when you were married), isn’t that right, Carolla? People who lie get punished, in mysterious ways…

Kat: steve, just got your texts. I can’t believe you’d say some of that stuff. Nice knowin you.

Steve-O: At least I’m not a liar. Good luck with doing more of that. Liar.

Don’t bother crying to Nikki over the fact that I’m honest. He doesn’t like liars either, and your panties get to easily twisted up in a bitchy, mad-for-no-reason bunch for you to last so much as three weeks with him.

Kat; wrong you. Nikki is a friend. That’s it. Please stop texting me these mean messages.

Steve-O: Sorry for my poor grammar. I had to clean out my closet. Why’d you delete Orbi. Why’d you let your publicist go to the tabloids with “kat dumps steve-o” (only for you to wind up with “steve-o dumped by tattoo artist), why’d you sweep that hate message under the rug for eight months instead of get GOOD press out of SQUASHING IT IF YOU DIDN’T WRITE IT?

Kat: Dude. Enough of this bullshit. My publicist did NOT say anything about our break up. They got that shit from someone on YOUR end. Don’t put that shit on me. I was the one that wanted to keep everything private. And you know that! I’m not gonna take blame for shit I didn’t do. NOW, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.

Steve-O: I don’t have a publicist. And nobody on my end would fuck with me like that. My advice is to ask Garver to pull your career out of the fire. He’s the only one who can, and he’s not a liar. Good luck. Game over.

Kat; and ps. My career is not on fire.

Steve-O: Right, it’s not “on fire”, it’s “cooling down” quick…

Kat: STOP TEXTING ME.

Steve-O: Two words. DANNY WAY…

Nowhere in that correspondence did Kat deny that she did, in fact, write that hateful message, and hand it,
herself, to Chris Garver. She cheated on her husband with me, Bam, Carolla, Ville Vallo, my friend, Bryan Gillooly, and God-only-knows who else. And she’s on record lying about alot of things. I don’t care, I’ve moved on now. I’m a happily married Family Man….

Source: Steve-O’s MySpace Blog

UPDATE!

Jess has had her MySpace restored! She sent me the following message this morning:

Hey Spicy!
It looks like I was able to change my password and get the hacker cut off of my original profile! I am so happy! So I am gonna try and keep using my original profile, now I know why ppl make backups! It was just so strange bc TOm was saying that my page was phished! I guess I must have changed the password in the nick of time bc it stopped all of the problems! That was horrible! I was in tears last night! Thanks so much for helping me, I really owe you one! Anyway, I am gonna hold on to this one page as well, just to be safe(keep it as a backup)! I would hate to lose all of my friends! Man, what a wakeup call! I appreciate all the help that you gave me! THanks a bunch! Not a lot of ppl would have done that! <3 <3 <3
Jess

You can still add Jess to your MySpace friends - here’s her original account:

Add Jess to your MySpace friends!

Poor Jess!

Some little prick hacked her MySpace and she is totally bummin’! She has to start completely over and is doing her best to restore her MySpace friends. So why not head on over and add her as a friend? She’s smoking hot and cool as hell to boot!

She personally asked me to invite you guys over, so go ahead, add the hottie!

Click here to add Jess!

“A Beautiful Lie,” the title track and current single from 30 Seconds to Mars‘ platinum album, marks the first music video ever shot 200 miles north of the Arctic Circle in Greenland.

It is the third in a series of short films featuring songs from the band’s 2005 album. The video premieres January 30th through a never before seen global MySpace exclusive event.

“Shooting in Greenland was a dream come true and one of the most exciting adventures we’ve ever had as a band,” says 30 Seconds to Mars lead vocalist Jared Leto.”Although incredibly challenging and at times it seemed just out of our reach, once we finally arrived the beauty and magnificence of the terrain, the wonderful culture of the people, and the amazing journey itself were all inspiring beyond belief. Almost everyone has heard of global warming by now but for the people of Greenland it is a real and tangible problem of today, not an issue of tomorrow. This journey changed our lives. We hope that with this film and new website we can share, in some small way, this incredible experience with our family of friends and fans around the world.”

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Former Skid Row frontman Sebastian Bach is pissed that his MySpace ‘friends’ haven’t bought his album.

Bach currently has more than 80,000 friends on the site but has failed to sell as many albums. Angel Down, his first disc in eight years, was released last November.

He says,

“MySpace is OK, but the whole ironic thing to me is I have over 80,000 ‘friends’ on MySpace but I have not sold 80,000 records. If you’re my ‘friend’, could you go f**king buy the motherf**ker? Who cares if I have 80,000 ‘friends’?! I mean, who gives a s**t. I want to sell 80,000 records. If every one of my ‘friends’ bought my record, it would be great.”

Hey Sebastian, maybe it’s because you’re still trying to peddle that 80s butt rock.

Just an idea.

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