I know you have been dying for this one..

Go Somewhere Far Away! BabyBoomerTrips.com!

Oh, this MySpace stuff is just sooo highschool.

We knew it was coming and here it is. Shanna has responded to Travis’ MySpace rant on her official MySpace page.
“I am NOT the one running around the world with the town drug obsessed clown” the estranged Mrs. Barker barks, in a clear reference to Paris Hilton. Meow! If the Hilton/Moakler feud had fizzled out, this remark will spark the snark.
The actress states that she feels that battling out their “separation in the public arena is … in poor taste,” but she still must defend herself. She goes on to claim that Travis is only revealing parts of the story which allow him to escape unscathed.
The “Dancing” starlet attacks the fact that Barker is “flaunting his spiteful and vindictive relationships” in her face.
As for the “Divorce Party,” Shanna writes that she will, in fact, enjoy it. She will celebrate a day that “wasn’t the end of her life, but rather the beginning.” According to Moakler, this will be “the last time she defends herself” against people “whose motives are to LIE and knock others down.”
Looks like Donald Rumsfeld should be running this mess o’ war. -TMZ.com

Heard the new Everclear cut?

If not, check out their ECard of their new song, ‘Hater’. They make mad fun of celebrities and how they fuck, marry then divorce eachother. Get on their mailing list as well or check out their MySpace site for more goodies.

Real or another one of many imposters?

KevinFederline.com
The intro is hysterical in a pathetic way..

MySpace
Not much here except a pic.

Oh great, he is ‘Coming in 2006‘. Consider that a warning y’all!

She isn’t so happy about him being engaged to Kimberly.

Her MySpace journal HERE.

“VOTE NO TO SKANKY ASS WHORES - I mean do you SEE the ROCK on her finger…freakin 5 carats… and after 2 months of dating… I CALL BS… SO a publicity stunt!”

Oh mah Gawd, I could juz die! Waahhh!

(JustJared)

And he gave her a 5 carat ring.

I know, I can’t believe it either. He must be thinking with the wrong head.

EDIT: See Talan’s ex-girlfriends MY SPACE journal where she is wigging out about the whole deal!
(JJ)