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Neil Patrick Harris’ Bathroom Pep Talk

Spicy — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:17:31 +0000

Neil Patrick Harris recently had an embarrassing moment at a TV academy event after unknowingly leaving his microphone on as he paid a visit to the bathroom.

The How I Met Your Mother star was recently accompanied by co-stars Jason Segel, Alyson Hannigan, Cobie Smulders and Josh Radnor who were all on stage during a Q&A session when it all played out.

In the middle of questioning, Harris made a quick trip to the restroom, not realizing he had left his mic on.

The crowd listened as he did his duty. As an extra added bonus they got to hear him pepping himself up by saying, “Wake up!” before his publicist rushed in telling him the news.

Heh.

[Source: WENN/Photo: PacificCoastNews.com]

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Celebrity Quote of the Day – Neil Patrick Harris

Spicy — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:00:30 +0000

“I just am a real fan of our content. I think we have a great show going, and I hope it’s not screwed up by the desire for 700,000 more viewers.”

- Neil Patrick Harris on Britney Spears possibly returning to ”How I Met Your Mother.”

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I Love Seattle’s, ‘The Stranger’

Spicy — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:59:00 +0000

Here is a weekly column they have where Adrian has people write him about celebrities seen in Seattle the previous week. The column is aptly named, Celebrity I Saw U. Here is this weeks column:

“Spermy!

In a victorious moment for heterosexuals everywhere, Doogie fucking Howser and his enormous pumpkin-like head came out of the closet.
To enhance said coming out, various theoretical eyewitnesses report that he shouted, “I’m GAY! I’M GAY!” while shooting pink ping-pong balls out of his grotesquely protracted asshole.
When asked what he plans to do next, Doogie responded, “Eat some guy’s sperm!”
Whether or not “some guy’s sperm” includes that of Congressman Mark Foley or that methed-up New Life Church queer is a question for philosophers. But it does. Gay sex is officially 36 percent grosser.
Then, suddenly, at the University Book Store: Yea! And the darkness stretched its hand across the land, and the skies were made to weep. And from the south came hell’s harlot, and upon a mighty dragon she rode (or a white horse, or a flame-blackened spoon, whatever), and she carried in her right hand the new “book” she just “wrote,” and in her left she bore a probably forged Oxy prescription, and she was a pestilence upon the earth, and she was called Courtney, and she was totally a huge fucking bitchwad.

Behold:

“Dear Adrian, I was first in line at Courtney Love’s book signing. She stormed in like a bat out of hell, looking like some puffy, plastic, no-soul L.A. washup. There was so much I wanted to say… but I barely got half of a fake smile. Was she afraid for her life? Or just completely miserable? —Emma”

Indeed, Emma. My archives bulge with practically zillions of reports detailing Miss Love’s behavior/demeanor during that so-called “book” signing—reports from disappointed fans cruelly destined, as you were, to experience the colossal snatchness that is Courtney Love.
Unlike yours, however, many of these reports speak also of “repulsive varicose boob veins” and contain any combination of the words “horrible” and “slag.” Of which there are, sadly, only two.
But is “that” really “all,” Emma? I wonder.

Elsewhere: Terrorists have threatened to kill Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Perhaps they intend to crash hijacked planes into them. I really have no clue. It’s all pretty retarded.

Finally, in real terrorist threats: Lance Bass’s hot boyfriend also came out of the closet. To enhance said coming out, he started blowing a boybander.
He was also practically molested by ideologically damaged military dudes, which was overkill. Then he wrote a book about it, and now people are trying to kill him.
So he will appear with his cadre of FBI agents and other secret protectors at Bailey/Coy Books on Thursday, November 9, to read live from said porn. I mean book. I mean porn. I mean book.I mean porn.”

(TheStranger) (Art:JennyJimenez)

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Doogie Howser Tells ‘People’ He is Gay

Spicy — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:39:00 +0000

I just watched ‘Harold & Kumar go to White Castle’ last night.

Neil was quite the crazy hetero in that flick..which is hilarious btw..

Excerpt from People.com-

“Neil Patrick Harris is gay, and wants to quell recent reports that he had denied it. The actor tells PEOPLE exclusively: “The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and relationships. “So, rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love.”

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