And I’m sure she still managed to make it all about her..

Remember when I used to do those Conan O’Brien-ish ‘If They Mated’ posts? If you have read the Smack long enough, you’ll recall.

Well, David over at Pretty on the Outside came up with a genius rendition of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon morphed together. I’d like to think this is the lovechild of the two. Isn’t she/he gorgeous? Heh.

Check out David’s site for more celebrity photoshop/artsy-fartsy fun!  He rocks!

Latina.com is reporting that Mariah Carey, 38, and Nick Cannon, 27, were married yesterday on a small island in a very “spontaneous” ceremony.

A few close friends, including rapper Da Brat, attended the small wedding.

This is Mariah’s second marriage and Nick’s first.

Mariah Carey is reportedly dating actor Nick Cannon but the couple are trying their best to keep it under wraps.

The couple met after Mariah hired Nick to star in one of her new music videos.

A source tells the National Enquirer, “Mariah is the master when it comes to keeping her relationships secret. Even though she’s a big star, she likes to keep her private life to herself.”

Good luck with that one Nick. That’s about all I have to say about that. Good luck, man..

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Along with the usual celebs, a snakewoman was also on hand for pictures.


Do you think snakewoman made any jokes about her decorated tits when Janet came up? I doubt it, but you know that everyone was thinking it.

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