Awww… sometimes true love just isn’t meant to last. And then there are those couples who people don’t even care about that break-up, and I guess the universe somehow balances itself out or something profound like that.

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are done… over… split up…. finished. Us Magazine reports that it was an amicable break-up, that they still care about each other as friends, this was the best thing, blah blah blah. Can someone remind me who these two people are again, and why I should notice them? He used to be in a boy band and was married to Jessica Simpson, and she used to be on MTV. So what you’re telling me is that, combined, they still haven’t done as much as my neighbor down the street, who is able to scratch his ass while walking his dog. That’s what I thought.

The Kidd feels the same way about this one as I did when my best friend told me he was breaking up with his fiancee, because he caught her having sex with his dad and his uncle at the same time on the internet while a donkey dressed in leather watched… thanks for letting me know, but I just don’t care. Man, I’m such a good friend.

[Us Magazine]

These pics are awesome.  Nick Lachey does Vanessa Minnillo from behind in a hot tub while in Mexico.

And Vanessa was worried about the knife pics ruining her career..heh.

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Paris Hilton had Britney Spears black balled from the Vienna Opera Ball because, “They unfortunately do not get along anymore.” Britney has been in good spirits however. She was spotted the other day giving a homeless man $300 and then wishing him a happy new year.

Delusional Dina Lohan said this of her daughters entering rehab for drugs and alcohol, “She’s 20 and she’s solid, and she’s doing what she needs to do. I don’t know that many people who are that secure. It’s all about her, and getting back on track. She’s fine — she’s amazingly fine.”
Riiight. She wasn’t fine the night before making the decision to enter rehab..

Nick Lachey has proposed to girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo. They are said to marry this spring, possibly in Mexico. Meanwhile ex-wife, Jessica Simpson learns to cook for her boyfriend, John Mayer.

People Magazine is reporting that Marilyn Manson’s new 19 year-old girlfriend wears her hair and makeup like Dita, and that Marilyn is going through some sort of midlife crisis. Me thinks he should be hitting the rehab with good pal Lindsay.

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I think he is a doll.

Jessica won’t find many men who will treat her better.

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Tom Arnold and 3rd wife legally separate (E!)

Nick Lachey and AJ DiScalla start a basketball team together (People)

1000 Streisand concert tickets bought on stolen credit card and sold online, fans out seats (MSNBC)

Colin Farrell’s restraining order extended through 2009 (BBC)

Paris’ debut CD flops, what a shame (EarthTimes)

Sorry to the President..and my brother’s wife. (Glitterati)

PETA is on Beyonce’s ass..again (Ballz!)

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Her best friend Cacee and ex-husband Nick party it up in Vegas.

Now wouldn’t THAT be an interesting hook-up?