Nicole Kidman’s botox face

Just kidding! It’s actually Nicole Kidman’s new wax figure!

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Just kidding! I am really messing with you. It IS the real Nicole Kidman and botox is obviously her best friend. Her face is so full of the stuff that if you pricked her forehead with a pin the stuff would come seeping out.

Yes, Nic is beautiful and all, but in a creepy/possessed doll sort of way. She’s like the porcelain doll on the shelf that looks like it is always looking at you, no matter where you are in the room, and it’s expression says, “I’m going to get you MFr!”

Twighlight Zone stuff..

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Nicole Kidman is spotted filming her latest movie “Rabbit Hole” in Queens.

It looks like she has laid off the botox a bit and her lips aren’t quite so ridiculously plump.

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Australians got the chance to lick their favorite national celebrity’s behinds after a series of stamps were released yesterday.

Academy Award winners Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchett, Russell Crowe and Geoffrey Rush are all in the series named, Australian Legends.

The post managing director, Graeme John said, “These four outstanding Australians have captured the imagination of millions of people in Australia and around the world with their award-winning performances.”

Cate Blanchett, for one, was thrilled with the honor. “I am utterly, deeply, humbled and chuffed by the fact that I’m a stamp. I’m going to be licked by millions of Australians and I can’t wait. It is also recognizing the value of the arts in Australia. It brings it into general consumption and if I’m part of that, I feel intensely proud.”

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At least that’s what the Aborigines think after seeing the actress play the didgeridoo on German television.

You see, in the Aborigine culture, women are not allowed to play the instrument due to their belief that it will leave them unable to have children.

Hmmm…I played one in my early 20s. Maybe that’s why I never could have kids, heh. Birth control, bitches!

Of course Daily Mail contacted an ‘Aboriginal language teacher’ with a totally white bread name, (Richard Green), and asked him to comment on Nicole’s regrettable mistake.

“People are going to see Nicole playing it and think it’s all right. But it will mean she has no more children. It is not meant to be played by women as it will make them barren.”

Sorry about your luck Nicole.

So you heard it here first, folks. No more children for Nic! Heh.

One thing is certain, these pics are absolutely perfect for a “Caption That” contest!

The paparazzi are dying to be the first ones to photograph the newborn child of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban.

Little Miss Sunday Rose (such a cute name!) arrived in Australia with her mom and dad and even though photographers tried to get a shot of the red haired baby girl, this is the best one apparently.

Nicole says she looks like her daddy, but with her red hair.

The couple called a Sydney radio station and begged reporters and cameramen to please give them their space as they settle in with their new daughter. They are looking forward to introducing the child to her grandparents and other relatives.

“Keith and I are both appealing to the press and stuff just to give us a little space so we can walk around Sydney and show the baby our town,” Kidman said.

“She’s tiny. She’s like a doll, she’s like a little, little thing. Just [don't photograph] right in her face or in our faces because it’s scary for her.”

Urban says he understands the public’s curiosity but naturally he wants to protect his baby girl.

“I get it. I get the interest there is. But at the same time it’s our little girl. Sometimes when people come right up in your face and you think: ‘Good God, would you do that to anybody else’s child?’ That’s all.”

Unlike other celebrities who have been selling off their baby pictures like crazy, this couple has no plans to exploit their baby.

Nicole Kidman and husband Keith Urban had a baby girl in Nashville, TN early Monday morning.

Sunday Rose Kidman Urban weighed 6 lbs, 7½ oz.

This is the first child for both. Kidman has two adopted children with Tom Cruise, Isabella, 15, and Connor, 13.

The couple’s rep said, “Husband Keith was by Nicole’s side, and mother and baby are very well.”

Her face! I think I actually see some expression!

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Nicole Kidman, Rolling Stone magazine, July 8, 1999.

Paparazzi had best watch themselves if they dare snap photos of Nicole Kidman and her bodyguard.

This week there have been two instances involving photographers and Nicole’s entourage.

During the the first incident on Wednesday, a 53-year old cameraman was attacked by Kidman’s hot headed trainer as he filmed them hiking.

Then on Thursday a Flynet photographer named Jeremy and the same 53-year old paparazzi followed Nicole and her bodyguard on her way to the gym. The cars stopped, the bodyguard got out and approached the paps vehicle, obviously pissed.

That’s when it all went down.

As you can see in the video, the bodyguard gave the paps a little bitch beatdown! You can hear him screaming like a girl throughout the assault because you know, he’s the victim here. He’s probably screaming louder and more violent because he knows that sh*t is being taped.

After the bodyguard left Jeremy called 911 because, again, he wants to play the victim. It’s not like he got schooled with a 2×4 or anything. Yeah, he’s scratched up and bruised, but I’m sure the little f*cker had it coming.

The police are investigating the incident.

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