Nicole Kidman is one of the many in Hollywood who have ruined their face with too much plastic surgery.

Everyone is always gushing about how beautiful and elegant she is, but I think her looks are holding on by a thread.

Her lips are like a fricking Simpson’s character! And the hair has never looked worse. It always has a couple months of gray growth sprouting out of the top of her head, and besides, it looks seriously damaged and frizzy.

I’m anxious to see how her face ages in the next few months, as she shouldn’t be receiving botox treatments during that time. She’ll probably go into hiding and claim she is having problems with her pregnancy just so she won’t be photographed with any wrinkles or signs of aging. She has to be that vain.

Anyone who injects their lips and face with that many chemicals is definitely that vain.

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“At least she is older than 16.”

- George Clooney takes a jab at Jamie Lynn Spears while talking about Nicole Kidman’s pregnancy.

Nicole Kidman’s rep has finally confirmed that she is indeed with child.

Kidman has two adopted children with former husband Tom Cruise, Isabella, 15, and Connor, 12. This will be Kidman and Keith Urban’s first child.

The couple have been married 18 months and are said to be thrilled about the baby.

Sidenote: Due to the pregnancy, Nicole has dropped out of her latest project, ‘The Reader’, a post WWII Germany drama, which was to start shooting next month.

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From Page Six:

*Which 40ish actress has finally gotten pregnant for the first time? Her rep is denying it because she’s only a month into it, and has suffered miscarriages in the past. Said our source: “Watch for her to get bangs and start wearing hats to hide her sagging face because you can’t be on Botox when you are pregnant”

Duh! I can’t wait to see Nicole’s forehead! Ha!

*Which gorgeous daughter of a foreign-born billionaire had a fling last year with Prince William? While their families don’t get along, and she could never marry the future King of England, the hookup between their clans was not unprecedented.

Hmm…was Kim K’s dad, Robert, a billionaire?

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From Crazy Days & Nights, a Blind Item Revealed!

*Have to have a Jackass on Christmas Eve right? Tis the season and all that. I’m not sure this guy got coal, but I do know he spent 3 hours locked inside a bathroom at a Cisco Adler party. This is a different night however.  This male “singer”/talk show dude decided to get drunk. He got so blindingly drunk that when he went to his hotel room he couldn’t get the keycard into the door of his room. He then went down to the front desk, told the desk clerk what room he was trying to get into and that the hotel sucked, the clerk’s family sucked and that if he didn’t get into his room right now that he was going to keep yelling and abusing the poor clerk all damn night. The clerk gave him a new key, and the “singer” returned to the room.  This time the key worked. Without turning on the lights he got into bed. Unfortunately he got into the bed of an elderly woman who was the rightful guest of the room. She obviously didn’t know she was sharing the bed of a famous “singer” and instead began screaming at the top of her lungs for help. Security came and our “singer” realized that maybe the elderly woman’s room wasn’t actually the room he was checked into for the night. Not even the correct floor. Never did apologize to the desk clerk either.

It’s Mark McGrath!

Lay OFF the f**king surgery Nicole!

Crimony – everyone in Hollywood has gotten knocked up this year!

Nicole Kidman may be latest in a long string of pregnant celebrities. Babies are the new Louis Vuitton bag. Heh.

“She’s pregnant, it’s definite,” a source told NY Daily News.

Kidman has two adopted children with ex-husband Tom Cruise. She also suffered from two miscarriages during their marriage, so this would be Nicole’s first born child.

Nicole’s spokesperson is denying the rumors, of course. She said, “She’s in Australia making a film and her family are in Australia. She’s happily ensconced away somewhere having a few days break. It’s the silly season. As far as we’re concerned, it’s another rumor out of London.”

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CelebUtopia

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Other Nicole & Jennifer News:

• Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Jason Leigh do LHJ (PB)
• Nicole Kidman on living with Jack Black and Jenifer Jason Leigh (FT)

Nicole Kidman is speaking out about her ex-husband, Tom Cruise, and their desire to have children.

Nicole claims that at the age of 23 she became pregnant with his child but miscarried soon after.

“From the minute Tom and I were married, I wanted to have babies. And we lost a baby early on, so that was really very traumatic. And that’s when it came that we would adopt Bella. There’s a complicated background to that, given that I never speak much about many things. One day maybe that story will be told.”

Then there was the second miscarriage in March 2001, one month after her divorce was filed.

These days Kidman tells Vanity Fair that she is looking forward to having children with her husband Keith Urban.

“I’m yearning to have one. I think I would be very sad if I wasn’t able to have a baby. Keith knows I want one, and he has been getting there slowly.”

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Check out these fabulous photos of different couples who were smoking hot together years ago…

Emilio Estevez and Demi Moore

Emilio and Demi were a great couple. They were both young, gorgeous and the envy of Hollywood in the mid eighties. They met in 1984 and in 1987 ended their three-year engagement.

Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed

Many cosmetic surgeries and two children later, Shannon and Gene are still together as boyfriend and girlfriend.

Did you know that George Clooney and Kelly Preston dated in the 1980’s?

It’s true.  Yep, Kelly must be kicking herself today.  She’s now married to a fat turkey who has to drag it up for movie roles..

Sean Penn and Madonna

Hot and heavy in the mid to late eighties, Sean and Madge were bound to butt heads.  They lasted longer than most expected, but after filming Shanghai Surprise their marriage went down the tubes.

Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn

Another couple still around who surprisingly also never wed.  This boyfriend and girlfriend of many eons are still going strong.

Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman

Cruise and Kidman starred in the 1990 flick Days of Thunder and were soon after the hottest thing in Hollywood.  This of course was before Kidman overdosed on Botox and Cruise was rumored to be very, very gay.

Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne

Yes, that really is Sharon before the many surgeries.  Sharon and Ozzy met when Sharon’s father managed Black Sabbath.  Ozzy credits her with saving his life. They’ve been married over 20 years.  Definitely one of Hollywood’s oddest couples.

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