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Perez Hilton is the Gay Michael Lohan

Spicy — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:35:30 +0000

Hailey Glassman & Piggez Hilton

I love it when a loser calls a loser a loser.

Jon Gosselin’s ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman is striking back at Piggy boy after he sent her a message on Twitter calling her a skank. So *sigh* I actually had to visit his fricking Twitter page (I typically refuse to visit any of his sh*t!) to get the exact quote, and here it is:

@hAiLeYgLaSsMaN1 And you ARE a skank bitch! Shall we remind the world of your criminal record and druggy past?????

Um, hello, Mario Lavenderdiarrehea! Need you be reminded of your crystal meth past? You hypocrite piece of sh*t. Lance Bass’ boyfriend, Lance Reichen, once said that Piggez stole a check and deposited it into his account while using. How’s that for a druggie with a criminal past? You fat, shovel-faced, f*ck.

Ok, enough of my ranting! Back to Hailey bitching out Piggy. She did so via Twitter (using extended text) and I have to say, I think she did a pretty good job.

“I hate to say his name but Perez just sent me a message/tweet calling me a Skank and constantly a home wrecker. Look Perez, you make a living off telling lies and trying to associate yourself with anyone who is in the media for press.

“We should all just call you Michael Lohan. You’re the gay version of Michael Lohan.”

“I have looked into suing you and decided, ‘Eh, Whatever. I’ll let it go.’ You’re not worth it, but what you are worth is my telling you how I feel.

“I’ve had enough of you and when you look back on your life when you’re old, fat with your blue or yellow, green whatever hair color you may have, then you will not be happy with yourself. You have made a living off of blood money. You are truly one of the worst people on the face of the Earth and the sad thing is everyone knows it including you.

“At the end of the day, you’re a piece of sh**. And another thing Perez, karma it’s a bi**h and it will come after you one day.”

Drama queens all of them! But she is right, Piggy boy is an attention starved, fame hungry, bottom feeder of Hollywood. And the fact that celebrities feel like they have to suck up to him….hmmm…where does that put them?

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Jesus is Their Homeboy

Spicy — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:58:43 +0000

Jesus Luz, Madonna’s boy toy, DJs at a nightclub while in his hometown, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

[Photo: ©BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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New Moon Gets A New Cover

Infamous Kidd — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:30:34 +0000

I’m pretty sure this has no redeeming news value whatsoever, but I know there is a legion of sick and obsessed Twilight fans out there, so don’t say The Kidd never gave you anything.

A new copy of New Moon has been released to take advantage of the fact that these stupid teenage girls will buy up anything with the Twilight name, even if they already have it, as this new version contains no new chapters, no new characters, and nothing special other than a new cover featuring actors from the movies.

So, if you’re a Twilight fan who actually enjoyed the books, I’m sure just their presence on the front of this novel is bound to make it suck, since the first movie was pure awful. And, if you’re a Twilight fan who actually enjoyed the movies, well, I’ve been told it’s not nice to make fun of retards. Fun, a little… nice, apparently not.

Let the wrath of the teenage girls begin. What do I care? They’re all underage anyway, so they serve me no purpose.

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Kate Gosselin Spanks Leah [VIDEO]

Spicy — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:38:34 +0000

No, I don’t ever write about Kate Gosselin and her family, but this latest photo of her spanking her daughter Leah is stirring up some controversy amongst parents and I want to hear your take on it.

Spanking: Is it ok to spank your child these days?

I say hell yes it is! Sometimes kids need a little tough love. Nothing that will hurt them, mind you. Just something to make them understand that you are not fooling around.

In my opinion too many parents want to ’sweet talk’ their kids into listening to them – and that shiz just don’t work. Those are the kids that end up ruling the household and making the lives of babysitters, wait staff and grocery store clerks everywhere a living hell.

Discipline is good. And sadly there is a lack of that amongst too many parents these days.

Thoughts?

[IT]

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Amy Fisher Starts Porn Website

Spicy — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:14:47 +0000

Unfortunately you probably remember the “Long Island Lolita,” Amy Fisher, who, at the age of 16 shot her lover’s wife in the face.

Well, here we are seventeen years later, and Amy Fisher hasn’t changed much. She is still a low-life, attention craving tramp who is using the tragedy and her notoriety to make a living.

Hardly shocking is the fact the Amy has recently started her own porn website, starring, of course, herself.

The 34-year-old says, “I love to dance, and I’m an exhibitionist. I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, ‘Dear, please put your clothes back on. You’re too old.’ ”

[NYP]

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Britney Spears Sex Tape Does Exist

Spicy — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 21:14:47 +0000

Britney Spears‘ ex-boyfriend, paparazo Adnan Ghalib, says he owns a sex tape of he and the pop star doing the nasty.

Earlier this year we told you about the alleged video, which shows Britney donning her infamous pink wig while completely naked.

The tape, which was shot in Mexico, reportedly contains two hours of footage including about 20 minutes of actual sex.

Ghalib told Heat,

“There is such a tape. But I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical inquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further. I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”

Did he just say “I am not interested in selling out…”?

Hmph. He’s been shopping this tape for months, holding out for the highest bidder. His intentions with Britney were self serving from the start. He’s an assh*le who deserves to have the tape, or preferably somehting much larger, shoved up his ass.

[DS]

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Blake Might Be Out By the New Year

Spicy — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 07:01:48 +0000

‘Blake Incarcerated‘ might be out of prison in time to to celebrate the new year with his wife, Amy Winehouse.

However, he needs to prove himself first.

Blake has been granted a free weekend out of jail next month, and during that time he must remain drug free and stay out of trouble.

His mom, Georgette, says she hopes Blake will come and stay with her, and not Amy, during his visit.

“We’re hoping that his probation officer will advise him to stay with us. If he’s linked with drugs on his weekend visit he will lose the right to come out early. He will be released on December 30th if he’s a good boy. I’ve told him to keep his head down.

Hmm…a weekend out on the town for a junkie? Can you picture Blake NOT running to the nearest drug dealer and getting gacked out of his head? No way!

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Bill O’Reilly Lashes Back at Nas

Spicy — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 16:31:55 +0000

I can tell this isn’t going to be over anytime soon..

After Nas went off on the Fox Network and Bill O’Reilly yesterday for their “racist propaganda”, O’Reilly is biting back.

His basic point is, how can you call me a racist when you peddle music that slings the “N” word around and promotes violence to your target audience of children and young adults?

He goes on to say that Nas only did it for the attention because his new album is a bomb.

Take a listen.

I dunno, but I think O’Reilly is a pig.

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Dr. Jan Adams Popped for DUI

Spicy — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:24:47 +0000

Remember the slimy doctor who operated on Kanye West’s mother before she died?

Dr. Jan Adams is back on the scene, this time for yet another DUI. His third time since 2003. Impressive. Our sources say he loves them Heinekens!

The dumbass was arrested at 2:45 am after being spotted in his ‘04 gray Jaguar XJ8 turning onto a freeway (680 freeway near Benicia) off-ramp. He failed a sobriety test and was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving, driving the wrong way and driving on a suspended license. He is currently in Solano County Jail awaiting bail.

On a side note, Dr. Adams has also had his physician’s license revoked due to unpaid child support. He was warned in May and never did anything about it so his license was pulled at midnight last night. What great timing! This is the second time this has happened to Dr. Jan, the last time being in 2006 – and it lasted three months.

His license can be reinstated once he is caught up on payments.

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Lindsay Lohan Likes Bathroom Sex

Spicy — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:49:12 +0000

Ok, so this isn’t the first story about Lindsay Lohan supposedly porking some guy’s brains out in a bathroom, but at least it wasn’t in rehab this time.

Bobby Brown’s son Landon is blabbing to the world that he stuck it to the freckled actress in a public bathroom.

He says,

“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together . . . I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”

Hmmm . . .who actually believes this dude? For some reason I think he’s full of shit! I mean, I know Lindsay is a dirty little whore, but I’m not buying it.

Landon also made it known to the National Enquirer that he wouldn’t mind tapping that a second time. He says, “I’m actually trying to get back in touch with her – really soon.”

Good luck with that, dude.