So you probably already know that Lorenzo Lamas‘ daughter, Shayne Lamas, 22, won this season’s The Bachelor.

The season finale just aired Monday and already Shayne has rocketed off in the wrong direction. She appears on the latest issue of Girls Gone Wild magazine which is ran by the infamous Joe Francis empire.

Despite her father saying he thought she was only on the show to be on television, she insists she was there to find true love. She says, “It’s what every girl wants.”

When asked to describe Matt she says he is “very casual, respectful of women.”

Joe Francis says the reason he asked Shayne to do the spread was because, “Shayne has a genuine ‘girl next door’ quality. But she also happens to be very hot.”

And not very bright.

In case you missed it, TMZ reported at the end of March that Bachelor Matt Grant had hit on one of their employees at a bar. He and the female stayed in contact. At one point he told her that he wanted to move to the U.S. and his attorney told him the best way to jump on board was to get hitched! True or not, who knows, but definitely interesting.

Regardless, I’m not willing to lay any coin down on these two staying together. But in the meantime, I do bet Shayne will be trying like hell to be the next Paris Hilton..

It looks like we will be finding out just how badly Donald Trump wants ratings for his next season of Celebrity Apprentice.

Infamous wife murderer and former Heisman winner Orenthal James Simpson is doing his best to persuade Mr. Trump and NBC to allow him to appear on the hit show.

A source told the New York Post, “Simpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are thinking about it, but are being very cautious. There’s a certain amount of heat associated with Simpson.”

Oh, just a little! Bitch please. The only way they should allow Simpson on that show is if he was to be used as a prop in one of the tasks. Maybe he could be bent over an examination table and people could pay to stick a cattle prod up his ass or something.

Now that sh*t would bring in ratings. Heh.

It’s been awhile since we have heard anything from Britney Spears‘ former sidekick Sam Lutfi, and I have to say it’s been rather nice.

The courts must agree, because his restraining order has been extended until July 31st. Technically it can be extended up to five years, so with any luck that little goon is out of the picture for good.

The order has been in effect since February after Britney’s mom, Lynne, accused Lutfi of drugging Brit.

Britney’s father and attorney are still in control of her legal affairs, and the conservatorship is to be reviewed on July 31st as well. It is also expected to be extended.

As many of you know, I abhor Dancing with the Stars, and could care less about pretty much any news having to do with the show. But this is pretty juicy, so here it is.

Star magazine is reporting that Drew Lachey and his partner Cheryl Burke hooked up while dancing their little libidos away.

Drew, 31, is married to his high school sweetheart and has a child, while Cheryl, 22, is barely out of high school.

According to “multiple sources” the couple’s affair was obvious and they were gallant about it.

“They didn’t go very far to cover it up. Cheryl was constantly draped all over Drew. They held hands, had their legs intertwined and were always touching inappropriately.”

The sources also contend that Matthew Lawrence, who was Cheryl’s boyfriend at the time, actually walked in on Cheryl and Drew in the act.

On January 22, while touring with that DWTS crap, Cheryl and Drew were engaged in some ‘oral pleasure’ when Matthew walked in. After he saw what was going down, heh, he freaked and ran out of the room screaming.

Later the next day, Drew ran into Matthew and his brother in the parking lot near the tour buses. Drew, obviously fearful of his marriage being destroyed, threatened Matthew. As he was being restrained by some roadies he screamed, “If you talk about this, I’ll bury you Matt. I’ll bury you Joey. I’m serious I will hurt you.”

There must be negotiations currently taking place, i.e. Drew is paying Matthew to keep his mouth shut. Matthew told Star, “There are too many things going on. I can’t talk about it.”

Of course both Cheryl and Drew are denying anything took place, regardless of numerous people saying otherwise.

Such is Hollywood…

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This time it was at Bob Hope airport where Tonya was filmed eating and having a beer before a flight to Portland. Before she knew she was being filmed she blew her nose and chewed her food with her mouth open.

After the cameraman made it obvious he was filming her she got a little peeved after she kept running into him. Tonya flipped off the camera and complained on numerous occasions to security before finally escaping the paps lens.

Although it’s mildly entertaining to watch her patience grow thinner and thinner I can’t help think about what a pain in the ass it would be to have to deal with that. I’d probably end up going Sean Penn on their ass.

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Is Britney Spears really pregnant with Adnan Ghalib’s baby? That’s what he is telling everyone.

“Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life,” a friend of Adnan’s tells Star magazine.

I bet! He probably did her in every position, tipping and shaking the bitch after he came in her - hoping his seed would take hold. Heh.

Let’s just hope this dirty little rumor is false. If it is true, Adnan should be taken out and shot. Period.

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