Woohoo! Outta here for the long weekend. Hope you all have a rockin’ weekend too. Until then, here are my four-legged babies, who, by the way, are also having a fabulous weekend.. Eddie is the American Bulldog and Lucy is the Rat Terrier.

See you next week, bitches!

Marche Taylor wanted all the attention at her prom, so she wore a barely there gold dress that left little to the imagination.

Not surprisingly, when Taylor arrived at the dance she was refused entry for violating the school’s dress code.

Principal Aubrey Todd explained, “It was revealing in such nature it was not appropriate for the prom.”

The student threw a fit saying that if she wasn’t allowed to attend her prom that she wanted her money back. The argument escalated and someone called police on the little hooker. She was eventually handcuffed and escorted off the premises.

Bitch, you are NOT the next Lil’ Kim! Where are the pasties?

All I can think is, her parents allowed her to leave the house like that?!

When I got the opportunity to review Lisa Lillien’s Hungry Girl I couldn’t pass it up.

No girl likes to diet, but we all like to fit into our skinny jeans as well!

Hungry Girl combines low-calorie recipes of your favorite indulgent dishes with fun food facts, tips and tricks to help you make smarter food choices no matter where you go.

The idea for the book Hungry Girl came from Lisa’s daily email newsletter at hungry-girl.com, which originally had only a couple hundred subscribers but has since grown to nearly a half a million! Lisa also appears regularly on Extra!, in People’s Style Watch, on Yahoo.com, and writes a weekly column for WeightWatchers.com.

No matter what your tastes are, you will love the alternative recipes. Everything from spicy chicken sandwiches & onion rings to eggs benedict, burgers and even frozen cocktails! Hungry Girl has it all.

Read more about Hungry Girl and check out the low-cal margarita recipe after the cut!

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It seems people will try to call anything art!

A group of Germans are trying to expand the the boundaries of what is considered art by opening a head lice living exhibit in an Israeli museum. The young artists are hosting the nasty parasites for an entire three weeks! GAH! My skin is crawling at the thought of it! I guess we should be happy it’s not a pubic hair crab exhibition!

Because it’s Friday …and everyone deserves to laugh at someone else’s expense on this day.

-Thanks Ted!

Dr. Phil and his talk show are once again at the center of a heated debate.

Eight teenagers between the ages of 14 and 18 brutally lured and then attacked a 16 year-old girl who was a former friend of theirs because they say she was talking trash about them on the internet. The girls savagely punched and beat the girl while videotaping the attack in hopes of posting the footage on YouTube.

They did, and they got what they wanted, an assload of attention.

But as the nation watched the film aghast at the savageness of the attack, a producer for the Dr. Phil show was busy bailing out the apparent ‘ringleader’ in order to get exclusive coverage of the story.

D. Phil’s rep spoke in his defense Saturday saying, “We have helped guests and potential guests in the past when they need financial assistance to come on the show – assisting with clothing allowance, lost wages, accommodations, travel and necessities. In this case, certain staff members went beyond our guidelines.”

The attack lasted more than 30 minutes and the victim is now struggling with hearing loss, blurred vision and a swollen face.

From CNN:

The suspects, who range in age from 14 to 18, all face charges of kidnapping, which is a first-degree felony, and battery, said Chip Thullbery, a spokesman for the Polk County state attorney. Three of them are also charged with tampering with a witness.

Everyone involved in the case was under a gag order imposed by a judge. The only attorney for the teens who has been publicly identified did not return calls from CNN, and his assistant cited the gag order as the reason. The teens are scheduled for their first appearance in court Friday.

Wow, these little jealous bitches need to learn a lesson here and serve as an example to all the other little f*ckwads who think it’s OK to assault people. Especially with the sole intent to videotape it so they can have bragging rights.

Shame on you Dr. Phil and your show. He acts like he knew nothing about bailing the little twat out, like it was all the fault of a producer. Whatever. The producer is just the one taking the fall. I’m sure there was someone above him who approved it, and that might even have been Phil himself.

I love how the mother of the bailed teen cries and complains about not having the money to bail her daughter out. I tell you what. If that little bitch was MY daughter I would be thankful I didn’t have the money to bail her out, because I would probably beat her ass if she did get out. And I certainly wouldn’t allow someone else to pay her bail. I would be ashamed of her and would expect her to serve whatever time needed in order to pay her consequences for such a heinous act.

Am I wrong? WTF is wrong with parents these days? You are NOT protecting your kids by letting them off easy!

One teen remains jailed after the attack.

Gloria Allred is set to represent the victim in this case. Go Gloria. I love it. If the bullies families don’t have money to make bail, I can’t wait to see how hard it’s going to be to find a good attorney.

Good luck assholes!

Some lovely hump day news to make your head spin…

An Oregon man who claims to have been a woman before a sex change operation says he is pregnant.

He claims he kept his female reproductive parts and has posted photos on Advocate.com trying to prove he really is with child. He says he is due sometime in July.

His neighbors think it’s a hoax. One man claimed to have seen him a couple days before and said he did not have the preggo belly going on.

Let’s hope he’s right! I am so confused! I thought when a woman becomes a man that most definitely the ovaries and uterus would be taken out. Not so? Oh wait, I have seen those creepy porn freaks on the internet with boobs and penises before… Oh, this whole conversation is just not right!

Anyhow, bottom line is, it’s 99.9999% likely that it’s a crock of sh*t. Don’t believe the hype.