
You gotta love TMZ, when the paparazzi have no celebrities to film, they focus their energy on the idiots who congregate outside the clubs.
Of course, some of the things they end up filming are sometimes in poor taste: bitch fights, some guy puking on himself, or a fat guy in tights, but sometimes they catch pure comedy gold as well. Like this clip.
Watch Clip HERE!
The funny part about this clip isn’t the part where Mr. Cool Motorcycle Guy screams his cool new motorcycle back and forth in front of the club to show how cool he really is. And it’s the not the part where Mr. Cool Motorcycle Guy stops to picks up his biker bitch who attempts to climb on the back but then falls off after Mr. Cool Motorcycle Guy punches it before she has secured herself.
The best part is when biker bitch, rightfully upset at Mr. Cool Motorcycle Guy, starts to yell at him. Then he exposes himself for the prick we all knew he was.
You see, Mr. Cool Motorcycle Guy will NOT have a biker bitch yell at him in front of a crowd, hell no. He’s not the bitch, SHE is, dammit. So he berates his woman and yells sweet nothings at her, such as: “Get the f*@$ back on this motorcycle and shut the f*@% up!”
What a dreamboat! His ego meant more to him than his lady. How sad for her.
People who do really stupid things to impress crowds of people are morons. But entertaining, nonetheless.
Once on the Fourth of July, traffic was SO backed up leaving Seattle (as it is every year after the firework display) that cars were just sitting for miles. As we are sitting there, this guy is screaming up and down the shoulder on his crotch rocket, thinking he is all rad.
Until he laid his bike down in the ditch.
Mr. Cool Showboat Guy came sliding by my window with the bike on it’s side and I seriously think I peed myself it was so funny. He got up and was fine, but had to walk his scratched up bike and body back by the hundreds of people that he had just flew by.
Humbling moments. They’re just so funny.