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Perez Hilton is the Gay Michael Lohan

Spicy — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:35:30 +0000

Hailey Glassman & Piggez Hilton

I love it when a loser calls a loser a loser.

Jon Gosselin’s ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman is striking back at Piggy boy after he sent her a message on Twitter calling her a skank. So *sigh* I actually had to visit his fricking Twitter page (I typically refuse to visit any of his sh*t!) to get the exact quote, and here it is:

@hAiLeYgLaSsMaN1 And you ARE a skank bitch! Shall we remind the world of your criminal record and druggy past?????

Um, hello, Mario Lavenderdiarrehea! Need you be reminded of your crystal meth past? You hypocrite piece of sh*t. Lance Bass’ boyfriend, Lance Reichen, once said that Piggez stole a check and deposited it into his account while using. How’s that for a druggie with a criminal past? You fat, shovel-faced, f*ck.

Ok, enough of my ranting! Back to Hailey bitching out Piggy. She did so via Twitter (using extended text) and I have to say, I think she did a pretty good job.

“I hate to say his name but Perez just sent me a message/tweet calling me a Skank and constantly a home wrecker. Look Perez, you make a living off telling lies and trying to associate yourself with anyone who is in the media for press.

“We should all just call you Michael Lohan. You’re the gay version of Michael Lohan.”

“I have looked into suing you and decided, ‘Eh, Whatever. I’ll let it go.’ You’re not worth it, but what you are worth is my telling you how I feel.

“I’ve had enough of you and when you look back on your life when you’re old, fat with your blue or yellow, green whatever hair color you may have, then you will not be happy with yourself. You have made a living off of blood money. You are truly one of the worst people on the face of the Earth and the sad thing is everyone knows it including you.

“At the end of the day, you’re a piece of sh**. And another thing Perez, karma it’s a bi**h and it will come after you one day.”

Drama queens all of them! But she is right, Piggy boy is an attention starved, fame hungry, bottom feeder of Hollywood. And the fact that celebrities feel like they have to suck up to him….hmmm…where does that put them?

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Kim Kardashian Wants a Baby? Of Course She Does.

Spicy — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:36:14 +0000

Kim Kardashian ready for a baby

Kim Kardashian will say anything to keep her name in the press.

She has nothing to bring to the table, so she simply does things like, puts a wig on and posts it to Twitpic, posts pics of a fresh sunburn or even a bloody toe – and it’s all front page news the next day.

The latest thing Kim wants us to fawn over is the fact she she says she is ready for a family, like, now. “I always had a vision I’d be married with one kid by the time I’m 30,” she said recently. Of course she is 29. Is she hinting at Reggie Bush proposing to her?

I bet it is killing Kim, who is used to being the Kardashian sister in the limelight, having to play second fiddle to her lesser known sisters. Of course Khloe got married, and Kourtney is having a baby, they are hogging all the press this year! So I think this is Kim’s way of trumping them. “Don’t forget, I am still the most popular! Just my talking about being pregnant beats your actually being pregnant, any day!”

Apparently she and Reggie are looking to move in together and are seeking a huge home that would accommodate the Brady Bunch. Only dumber. Kim says, “I want a lot of kids. Maybe five or six. A mix of both boys and girls.”

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Gerard Butler Loves Threesomes! [VIDEO]

Spicy — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:58:37 +0000

Gerard Butler talks about ‘threesomes’!

One of the sexiest men in Hollywood is admitting that he has an appetite for threesomes.

During an appearance on MTV’s “It’s On with Alexa Chung,” he was asked point blank, “Have you had a threesome this year?”

The reaction on Gerard’s face makes it clear he’s probably just had one in his dressing room. He answers excitedly, without missing a beat, “The Butler did it!”

The seemingly prepubescent audience goes wild. Gerard grins, biting his lip and practically cupping his balls with his hands. He’s like a teenaged boy. He continues, “If you’d have asked me if I’d have had a twosome I would have said, ‘The Butler didn’t do it!’ ”

Chalk Gerard up as one of those celebs who are good looking – until they open their fat mouth.

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Jon Gosselin Larry King [VIDEO]

Spicy — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:34:59 +0000

Jon Gosselin on Larry King Live VIDEO

Jon Gosselin appeared on Larry King Live Thursday evening.

Jon’s biggest complaint right now is that he wants his children off his ex-wife’s reality show, Kate Plus 8, the modified version of the couple’s show, Jon & Kate Plus 8. But now that Jon Boy isn’t on the show, he is doing whatever he can to stop production of it.

All of a sudden Jon is concerned about his children’s overexposure on television. Which, never seemed to be a problem until now, conveniently.

Blah, blah, blah… Zzzzzz….so over this crap.

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Sienna Miller Hates Her G.I. Joe “Baroness” Action Figure

Spicy — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:30:30 +0000

Sienna Miller is freaking out about the G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra action figure made in her likeness by toymaker, Hasbro.

Sienna, who plays the Baroness in the film, had previously been quite excited about the toy and was keen on telling everyone about it.

“I got measured in this pod so the doll is exactly to scale, every nook and cranny. They showed me my bald head before it was painted on and it was me! That was weird. I’ll have happy nieces and nephews at Christmas time. My Baroness doll is so flexible too. Her foot can even flex 360 degrees. Kids will be killing me though because I’m the baddie.”

Well now that the toy has been released and is in stores, she absolutely hates it, saying it looks nothing like her.

She ranted,

“My doll is cross-eyed and has the biggest chin you have ever seen. She looks sort of possessed!”

Here’s a photo of her character in the film… What’s your opinion? I think it looks just like her and that she should stop bitching. It’s the Baroness doll, not a Sienna Miller doll. Geeze. Ungrateful twat!

[NDN]

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Candy Spelling = PIG

Spicy — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:42:13 +0000

Candy Spelling once again blaming everything wrong in her world on her daughter, Tori Spelling.

Now the filthy-rich old hen is blaming the death of her husband on Tori.

In a recent radio interview Candy did not sugar-coat her claim at all. She said it as a sort of matter-of-fact:

“It was sad because that’s what killed my husband actually. He just didn’t want to live after that. You know, He had done everything he could possibly do for his daughter and she wanted no part of him once he couldn’t do anything for her.”

It’s not like the bitch has done enough damage to her daughter, right? I swear to God, if there is one bitch who karma needs to go funk up, it’s Candy Spelling.

As I have told you before, after reading Tori’s book I feel for that girl. I cannot even imagine having a mother so incredibly mentally abusive, cold and selfish. She actually seems to take pleasure in telling the world what a f*** up she thinks her daughter is.

Sadly, Candy is just a shell of a person with lots of material things on the outside but nothing but emptiness and loneliness on the inside. She will die lonely.

Someone buy this bitch a pintata or something. She needs to take it out on someone/thing other than her daughter. Or better yet, stuff an apple in the pig’s mouth to shut her up.

[FN]

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Billy Bob Thornton Thinks You’re a Humpback Geek

Spicy — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:59:39 +0000

Billy Bob Thornton was on Jimmy Kimmel last night and as you can guess, the botched Canadian interview was brought up.

Billy Bob, who reminds me of Gollum with hair plugs, blamed the entire incident on the radio host, Jian Ghomeshi, saying that Ghomeshi was instructed as what not to say/ask the actor during the interview. He claims they “had a deal” and that Ghomeshi went back on that deal.

If you saw the interview [LINK] you can tell that Ghomeshi was totally blindsided by Billy Bob’s behavior. Thornton refused to answer questions and became an all around jackass throughout the entirety of the interview.

But he is claiming Ghomeshi is the one to blame and that we are all “humpback geeks” for watching it.

Hmmm…if I am a humpback geek, what does that make his spindly old ass? Damn, I still can’t believe Angelina Jolie hit that..

[EW]

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Michael Lohan, “Lindsay Will Be Worse Off Than Britney”

Spicy — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:05:34 +0000

Lindsay Lohan’s dad is still flapping his trap, inviting the media into his daughter’s personal life and bashing her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

This time he even dragged Britney Spears into it.

Michael says that his daughter will end up worse than Britney was if she continues to stay with Ronson.

He rants, “She’s using her and bringing her around the wrong places. No matter where they go in the world, where Samantha drags Lindsay to her little DJ events, there’s always a big blow-up. Ever since Lindsay left rehab where she really got her life back together, Samantha has come back into her life and in it all went wrong for her. Lindsay was very vulnerable and Samantha seized on that and manipulated her.”

Michael wants to be the like Britney’s dad, where he takes over his daughter’s life and career so he can steer her in the right direction.

He explains, “Finally Britney’s father did take control and she got her life back together. But Britney didn’t have Samantha Ronson in her life. Lindsay is my daughter and I love her but I’m not there to be a friend, I’m here to be a parent. If Lindsay doesn’t like that or is angered by what I have to say, quite frankly I don’t care because. [sic]”

[SS]

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BREAKING: NKOTB’s Jonathan Knight is Gay

Spicy — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:38:49 +0000

Yes, I am kidding it is hardly breaking news. I could have told you that twenty years ago!

In the National Enquirer’s latest issue, Jonathan Knight’s ‘Brazilian Lover’ is coming forth, spilling his guts about his supposed 18-month long relationship with the boy band member.

Kyle Wilker, 27, says that Jonathan told him he knew he was gay after dating fellow teen sensation, Tiffany. He adds, “We had a wonderful relationship. I was in love with him and I believe he was in love with me.”

Yeah right, buddy. You were so in love with him that you went running to the gossip rags with your hand out. What a dick.

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Christian Bale is a Prick

Spicy — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 21:47:09 +0000

Is this douchebag for real?

I am absolutely FLOORED after hearing this audio of Christian Bale tearing the director of photography a new a**hole on the set of “Terminator Salvation,” after the director accidentally walked on the set, thus ruining the scene.

This incident was reported a few months back but the audio is just now being made public. It’s worse than you can imagine. Scary, actually. I mean, is this guy all hopped up on something? Sure sounds like it.

The poor director was subjected to a few minutes of Bale screaming, completely full of rage, spewing f-bombs and threatening to “trash his lights”.

Just listen, the tape speaks (or shrieks) for itself.

TMZ reports that, “film execs sent the tape to the insurance company that insured the film in case Bale bailed.”