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Michael Lohan, “Lindsay Will Be Worse Off Than Britney”

Friday, March 27th, 2009

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Lindsay Lohan’s dad is still flapping his trap, inviting the media into his daughter’s personal life and bashing her lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

lindsay-lohan-samantha-ronsonThis time he even dragged Britney Spears into it.

Michael says that his daughter will end up worse than Britney was if she continues to stay with Ronson.

He rants, “She’s using her and bringing her around the wrong places. No matter where they go in the world, where Samantha drags Lindsay to her little DJ events, there’s always a big blow-up. Ever since Lindsay left rehab where she really got her life back together, Samantha has come back into her life and in it all went wrong for her. Lindsay was very vulnerable and Samantha seized on that and manipulated her.”

Michael wants to be the like Britney’s dad, where he takes over his daughter’s life and career so he can steer her in the right direction.

He explains, “Finally Britney’s father did take control and she got her life back together. But Britney didn’t have Samantha Ronson in her life. Lindsay is my daughter and I love her but I’m not there to be a friend, I’m here to be a parent. If Lindsay doesn’t like that or is angered by what I have to say, quite frankly I don’t care because. [sic]”

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BREAKING: NKOTB’s Jonathan Knight is Gay

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

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Yes, I am kidding it is hardly breaking news. I could have told you that twenty years ago!

In the National Enquirer’s latest issue, Jonathan Knight’s  ‘Brazilian Lover’ is coming forth, spilling his guts about his supposed 18-month long relationship with the boy band member.

Kyle Wilker, 27, says that Jonathan told him he knew he was gay after dating fellow teen sensation, Tiffany. He adds, “We had a wonderful relationship. I was in love with him and I believe he was in love with me.”

Yeah right, buddy. You were so in love with him that you went running to the gossip rags with your hand out. What a dick.

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Christian Bale is a Prick

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

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Is this douchebag for real?

I am absolutely FLOORED after hearing this audio of Christian Bale tearing the director of photography a new a**hole  on the set of “Terminator Salvation,” after the director accidentally walked on the set, thus ruining the scene.

This incident was reported a few months back but the audio is just now being made public. It’s worse than you can imagine. Scary, actually. I mean, is this guy all hopped up on something? Sure sounds like it.

The poor director was subjected to a few minutes of Bale screaming, completely full of rage, spewing f-bombs and threatening to “trash his lights”.

Just listen, the tape speaks (or shrieks) for itself.

TMZ reports that, “film execs sent the tape to the insurance company that insured the film in case Bale bailed.”

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Liskula Cohen Sues for SKANK Remarks!

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

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Lisuka Cohen, the skank in question

Liskula Cohen, some model you probably have never heard of, is suing Google over what an anonymous blogger said about her on their blog.

The blogger called the 36-year-old model the “#1 skanky superstar,” a “fortysomething [who] may have been hot 10 years ago,” and an “old hag” on their blogger hosted site.

They also wrote, “Desperation seeps from her soul, if she even has one.”

Well, we know how models, especially aging ones, can get their panties into a bunch when not being fawned over, and Cohen is no exception. She is determined, with the help of a legal team, to reveal the identity of the anonymous hater who vented their dislike for her on the internet.

From NY Daily News:

The defamation suit, filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, seeks a court order compelling Google and its Blogger.com service to identify whoever led the vicious Internet assault against Cohen.

Her lawyer Steven Wagner conceded it’s not easy to identify bloggers who lob insults anonymously, as New York courts have generally declined to force them into the light.

“We think we have a case,” he said. “This is libelous, it’s defamatory and you shouldn’t just get away with this.”

Of the sharp-tongued internet blogger’s comments, Cohen says, “It’s petty, it’s stupid and it’s pathetic. And when I do find out who did this, at least I’ll know who my enemies are.”

Why this woman, who has modeled for Armani and Versace, cares, is beyond me. She MUST have serious insecurity issues.

Another “anonymous” writer, (who I am assuming must be Cohen herself and goes by the handle of “liveandlove”), has responded to the stabbing remarks on the site, defending the model and trashing the writer.

Liveandlove responds, “Are you one of those little dumpy girls who hang off her every word? Or do you wait three hours in line at a club, when she breezes right in?”

The commenter goes on to say that the hater must be a “silly, silly fat girl…Tell me, are you easier to walk over or around?”

Cohen tearfully explains that she is disgusted and offended by the site’s claims and blames the entire incident on jealousy.

“I’m tall, I’m blond, I’ve been modeling for many years, and people get jealous. If I had to deal with everyone who is jealous, I wouldn’t have time to do anything else.”

So then, sweetheart, tell us why you are suing again?

Cohen made the news last year after a doorman of a nightclub hit her in the face with a vodka bottle.

Hmmm…you think the doorguy could be the culprit?  I do! I do!

Heh.

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Can You Say, STFU?!

Friday, December 19th, 2008

There is nothing more annoying than a chick who whines and cries at the same time.

This sorority brat apparently played with a fire extinguisher, which in turn set off the fire alarm of an entire building, waking up it’s residents.

She gets caught, must pay a fine, and her friend captures her breakdown on video.

After this, bitch will be lucky to ever date again. She gets my vote as the most annoying viral video chick ever.

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today’s Big Thing.

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Hey Everyone, Lets Vote on Whether or Not Scott Ruffalo Committed Suicide!

Friday, December 12th, 2008

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WTF?! Please tell me what you think of this, because maybe it’s just me being sensitive.

TMZ is reporting that their police sources have revealed that Scott Ruffalo could not have died by committing suicide or by playing Russian Roulette – because he was shot in the back of the head.

Also, police were originally called to respond to an assault – not a death or a shooting.

To complicate this bizarre case, paramedics didn’t even know he had been shot in the head until he was in the ambulance and on his way to the hospital. They say the wound was not apparent. Which seems odd because head wounds usually bleed like hell.

Still, the people who were there, Shaha Mishaal Adham and Brian Scofield, are maintaining their innocence and standing by their Russian Roulette story.

Through all of this clusterf**k of a mess, the poor Ruffalo family must be in their darkest hour. I can’t help but feel for them. And I couldn’t help be a little disgusted by TMZ who put up a poll on their site asking people to vote on whether or not Ruffalo committed suicide.

Nothing is sacred – and I am embarrassed for TMZ.

Show some respect, bitches.

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Lindsay Lohan Rants About Facebook

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

How dare you mess with Lindsay Lohan’s account, Facebook! Don’t you know who she is?!

Here is the long winded rant about Facebook disabling Lohan’s account. Bummer, no crazy spelling errors this time. She must have ‘adiquite’ spell check. Heh.

Monday, December 01, 2008

Upset with Facebook

Long time since i have had a reason to write a blog.. I almost forget. hehe. okay, so i love myspace, because it is secure, and the people at myspace don’t disable your account because they think that you are a fake you. having said that brings me to the subject of my blog… facebook allows a lot of posers, i thought maybe they would figure out that the posers of me, (and i am sure others on facebook) were in fact posers by looking into their accounts, or sending emails to the people that they believed to be “posers” which ask questions. what those questions may be.. i don’t know. which is why i don’t run an interactive web site. on that note, this is what happened to me earlier today… i signed onto facebook with my new password because someone keeps hacking into my account, and when i typed my password and “log in” name in, a red sentence came up saying..

Account Disabled

Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here.

wow! i was in shock. i clicked on the link that they told me to click on and then to another link that said: my account may of been disabled by mistake. once i got to that it gave a note saying why it was disabled which stated the note saying that it was disabled because they believe that i was a fake of myself. genius. here i am loving facebook (as well as myspace-hehe) but going on facebook to talk to some of my friends and they are thinking that I AM THE “FAKE” OF MYSELF!!! hahahahahaha.. at first i laughed, and then i got angry. angry because, with ALL the people that PRETEND to be me on facebook, they decide to say I AM THE FAKE- of myself. all i can think is, WHO is running this site? and how can they just “disable” my account without first, sending me a warning notice, or AT LEAST asking me some account verification questions. here they are re-designing the look on the site when they should be setting up a more secure way of allowing people to set up an account. i wasn’t even under my name, i had a fake name on my account because, obviously i didn’t want everyone on facebook to know it was me.

maybe i am just venting, but i am also writing this blog in hopes that the people at facebook will un-disable my account and allow me to sign in the EXACT same way it was, same friends, same emails, same “pets” and so on..

phew! i’m glad i got that off my chest, i needed to let it out somewhere, and myspace has always been the best place for me to do it, especially if i hope for something to change….

love love love ,

Lindsay Dee ;)

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