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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Justin Timberlake

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

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“It’s funny, I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps. I’ve heard him make that statement before. Trace and I were wearing them when we were seventeen.”

- Justin Timberlake, in an interview with Fashion Rocks magazine, insisting he and childhood friend Trace Ayala were the true trend setters who brought trucker hats back.

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Bill O’Reilly Lashes Back at Nas

Friday, July 25th, 2008

I can tell this isn’t going to be over anytime soon..

After Nas went off on the Fox Network and Bill O’Reilly yesterday for their “racist propaganda”, O’Reilly is biting back.

His basic point is, how can you call me a racist when you peddle music that slings the “N” word around and promotes violence to your target audience of children and young adults?

He goes on to say that Nas only did it for the attention because his new album is a bomb.

Take a listen.

I dunno, but I think O’Reilly is a pig. :)

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Brooke Hogan is Fake on GMA

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Here’s a clip of Brooke Hogan on Good Morning America this morning, blabbing about her screwed up family and doing a little self-promotion for her new lame reality show - in which she tries to prove to the world that she’s not daddy’s girl anymore.

Check the video for the entire interview, but here’s basically what goes on:

The interviewer made me laugh my ass off when one of her opening statements to Brooke was, “And you’re only 20 years old..” HA! Yes, can you believe only 20?! Brooke replies with, “Yes, but I feel like I’m 40 though.”

Bitch looks 40! And doesn’t she look totally look like her mother here?

Then Brooke is asked about her family and their reality show, Hogan Knows Best. And what she has to say is sugar-coated bullshit.

The thing that I like about Brooke Knows Best is that it kind of carries on the Hogan tradition of always having a good moral at the end of the story.”

Did I just hear a Hogan say the word, ‘moral’? Bitch, please.

Anyhow, you get the gist of it. Check it out.

[RedLasso kinda sucks, if it doesn't load correctly, reload page.]

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Pamela Anderson Calls Jessica Simpson a Whore

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Pamela Anderson, who is mostly known for her huge fake titties and her hairless vagina, called Jessica Simpson a bitch and a whore for wearing a shirt that said, “Real Girls Eat Meat,” last week.

Anderson, who is a strong supporter of PETA made the comments on Australian radio. She also said that Jessica, “. .was not referring to actual, you know, cows and chickens. I think she was referring to men.”

Of course, that’s just how Pammy thinks. Actually, more like, “Real Girls Screw Guys Who They Lost a Bet To - Then They Marry Them!”

So shut your pie-hole (the small one), Pam. You don’t have a leg to stand on when calling someone a whore.

Listen here:

Pam’s Whore-ifying Attack on Jessica Simpson (TMZ Exclusive)

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Lindsay Lohan’s Secret Sister!

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, pretty much lays it all out on the table when talking about his screwed-up family, and now he has dished to OK! magazine that he fathered another child while still married to Dina Lohan.

The couple divorced in 2007. However, while they were still married - although separated - Michael hooked up with a woman and it resulted in a pregnancy. Years later, the woman got ahold of Michael and told him the shocking news.

“She contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.”

Michael wrote to the girl’s mother while in jail and in the letter he said about his love child, “[she's] beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of Cody, believe it or not.”

And get this. Also while incarcerated he actually sent an autographed photo of himself to the girl signed, “Love Daddy.”

But that is about all he has done for the kid. And now he is trying to turn it into a profit story.

The girl’s mother says although Michael has called his daughter on numerous occasions, he has never visited her or provided financial support. “It’s time for Michael to take responsibility,” she says.

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Karolina Kurkova is Fat?

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

You know, I haven’t checked, but I would be willing to be that those “straight guy” celebrity blogs out there are going to say that yes, Karolina Kurkova is fat.

Because they’re guys and they think they are being snarky. But really, any of those f*ckers would kill to bang this broad. Get real.

Karolina Kurkova, 24, has been mocked by the Brazilian press during Sao Paolo Fashion Week for being slightly heavier than normal. They called out the model for having “love handles, back fat and cellulite.”

Hold up, now is this the same Brazil that was so proudly (and loudly) telling the world that they were banning size zero models just a couple years ago? Funny how fickle the fashion world is. No one relevant has died due to anorexia lately I suppose.

An article in a Brazilian paper said Victoria’s Secret model Karolina “shocked” the audience when she appeared on the runway. I would give the cellulite on my ass to see who the fat f*ck was who wrote the article. No really, I would.

What do you think? Was Karolina unfit to walk the catwalk?

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Brooke Hogan Sells Her Family Out - Says She Doesn’t Speak to Her Mom

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

With all the drama going on in the Hogan family at the moment you wouldn’t think any of them would be intersted in dishing family secrets to the gossip rags. Oh wait, this is the Hogans we are talking about.

Brooke on her mother dating a teenager: “Honestly, I don’t know what to say because I can’t relate to her right now. I’m extremely shocked. I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore. I see her at the jail visiting Nick and she asks me why. I say, ‘I don’t condone what you’re doing. I’m on my path, and you’re on your path.’ I told her, ‘I’d love to have you in my life, to see you and talk to you, but the kind of things you’re surrounding yourself with, it doesn’t make sense to me.”

Brooke on her parents’ split: “I could see my parents growing apart. I told them, ‘Nick and I are grown-up enough to understand that if it’s not right, don’t force yourself to be together for us.’ I don’t think the stress of Nick’s accident or being on Hogan Knows Best helped the situation, but they were already heading in that direction. It was starting to get painful for all of us. Sometimes all this makes me break down, but most of the time, I can look at it and think, we’re all still alive; we all still love each other. I just want to see them happy.”

Brooke on hearing about Nick’s accident: “I just went silent. Fifteen minutes later, I started having panic attacks: shaking, crying, freaking out….When I saw John in the hospital, it was just so hard. I couldn’t stop thinking about the last time I saw: He and Nick were just chilling on Clearwater Beach. I miss John like crazy. He ate breakfast, lunch and dinner with us six or seven days out of the week. And he was really funny, like a Jim Carrey sense of humour. He was as close as to my as my brother.”

Brooke on Nick in jail: “When he was sentenced, I was in shock. I’ve always been there to protect him, and this is the one time I can’t stop anything bad from happening. The thing that keeps me going is being able to visit him and see him through the TV screen. But that even sucks because I want to hug him and talk to him in person and see the colour of his eyes….He’s doing great now: He’s put weight back on– he lost 20 pounds in solitary. He’s getting his cleaning on ’cause that’s what his job is in jail: He’s a janitor! I tell him, ‘When you get out, we can go to the beach, we’ll eat your favorite foods, I’ll cook you dinners.’ I give him tangible things to think about.”

Brooke on coping: “I’ve been praying a lot and reading books that keep me positive: The Secret, The Power of Now, Harmonic Wealth. I tried therapy once, and after they tried to charge me 100 bucks for an hour, I was like, Screw this! My main therapy is talking to my friends. If I don’t let my emotions out, I will explode!”

Hold up. Did Brooke say her way of coping is reading ‘The Secret, The Power of Now, Harmonic Wealth’?

I swear when I heard that I cocked my head to the side, like my dog does when he doesn’t understand something, and thought, WTF? It really is all about money with this whore family. And no, Brooke is not the only sane one of the bunch. This bitch is just as money thirsty and delusional as the rest of them.

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