Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, pretty much lays it all out on the table when talking about his screwed-up family, and now he has dished to OK! magazine that he fathered another child while still married to Dina Lohan.

The couple divorced in 2007. However, while they were still married - although separated - Michael hooked up with a woman and it resulted in a pregnancy. Years later, the woman got ahold of Michael and told him the shocking news.

“She contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child.”

Michael wrote to the girl’s mother while in jail and in the letter he said about his love child, “[she's] beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of Cody, believe it or not.”

And get this. Also while incarcerated he actually sent an autographed photo of himself to the girl signed, “Love Daddy.”

But that is about all he has done for the kid. And now he is trying to turn it into a profit story.

The girl’s mother says although Michael has called his daughter on numerous occasions, he has never visited her or provided financial support. “It’s time for Michael to take responsibility,” she says.

You know, I haven’t checked, but I would be willing to be that those “straight guy” celebrity blogs out there are going to say that yes, Karolina Kurkova is fat.

Because they’re guys and they think they are being snarky. But really, any of those f*ckers would kill to bang this broad. Get real.

Karolina Kurkova, 24, has been mocked by the Brazilian press during Sao Paolo Fashion Week for being slightly heavier than normal. They called out the model for having “love handles, back fat and cellulite.”

Hold up, now is this the same Brazil that was so proudly (and loudly) telling the world that they were banning size zero models just a couple years ago? Funny how fickle the fashion world is. No one relevant has died due to anorexia lately I suppose.

An article in a Brazilian paper said Victoria’s Secret model Karolina “shocked” the audience when she appeared on the runway. I would give the cellulite on my ass to see who the fat f*ck was who wrote the article. No really, I would.

What do you think? Was Karolina unfit to walk the catwalk?

With all the drama going on in the Hogan family at the moment you wouldn’t think any of them would be intersted in dishing family secrets to the gossip rags. Oh wait, this is the Hogans we are talking about.

Brooke on her mother dating a teenager: “Honestly, I don’t know what to say because I can’t relate to her right now. I’m extremely shocked. I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore. I see her at the jail visiting Nick and she asks me why. I say, ‘I don’t condone what you’re doing. I’m on my path, and you’re on your path.’ I told her, ‘I’d love to have you in my life, to see you and talk to you, but the kind of things you’re surrounding yourself with, it doesn’t make sense to me.”

Brooke on her parents’ split: “I could see my parents growing apart. I told them, ‘Nick and I are grown-up enough to understand that if it’s not right, don’t force yourself to be together for us.’ I don’t think the stress of Nick’s accident or being on Hogan Knows Best helped the situation, but they were already heading in that direction. It was starting to get painful for all of us. Sometimes all this makes me break down, but most of the time, I can look at it and think, we’re all still alive; we all still love each other. I just want to see them happy.”

Brooke on hearing about Nick’s accident: “I just went silent. Fifteen minutes later, I started having panic attacks: shaking, crying, freaking out….When I saw John in the hospital, it was just so hard. I couldn’t stop thinking about the last time I saw: He and Nick were just chilling on Clearwater Beach. I miss John like crazy. He ate breakfast, lunch and dinner with us six or seven days out of the week. And he was really funny, like a Jim Carrey sense of humour. He was as close as to my as my brother.”

Brooke on Nick in jail: “When he was sentenced, I was in shock. I’ve always been there to protect him, and this is the one time I can’t stop anything bad from happening. The thing that keeps me going is being able to visit him and see him through the TV screen. But that even sucks because I want to hug him and talk to him in person and see the colour of his eyes….He’s doing great now: He’s put weight back on– he lost 20 pounds in solitary. He’s getting his cleaning on ’cause that’s what his job is in jail: He’s a janitor! I tell him, ‘When you get out, we can go to the beach, we’ll eat your favorite foods, I’ll cook you dinners.’ I give him tangible things to think about.”

Brooke on coping: “I’ve been praying a lot and reading books that keep me positive: The Secret, The Power of Now, Harmonic Wealth. I tried therapy once, and after they tried to charge me 100 bucks for an hour, I was like, Screw this! My main therapy is talking to my friends. If I don’t let my emotions out, I will explode!”

Hold up. Did Brooke say her way of coping is reading ‘The Secret, The Power of Now, Harmonic Wealth’?

I swear when I heard that I cocked my head to the side, like my dog does when he doesn’t understand something, and thought, WTF? It really is all about money with this whore family. And no, Brooke is not the only sane one of the bunch. This bitch is just as money thirsty and delusional as the rest of them.

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“It’s the greatest song of my life,” says Spencer Pratt. So you know it’s going to suck ass . .

Megan Fox is no dummy.

In the greenroom at the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards - which airs this Sunday -Jeremy Piven gawked at the sex symbol, unable to take his feasting eyes off her. Sources add that he was absolutely dying to meet her.

Fox, who was completely uninterested in the slimy actor, put him in his place after his pick-up line failed. Piven approached Fox and said smoothly, “I don’t know you, but I should.”

He continued to try and butter-up the actress, “I know you’re getting an award.”

A disgusted Fox snapped back,”Do you even know which one?” and promptly turned on her heels leaving an embarrassed Piven in her wake.

Awesome.

This is an audio clip of Donald Trump talking smack about former Penthouse Pet/Playboy model and clinical psychologist & sex author, Dr. Victoria Zdrok, who claimed to have dated him some years ago.

In an interview with Steppin’ Out magazine Zdrok dished about dating the Don, basically saying that he was an arrogant ass. Shocking!

She claims that Trump only talked about himself, constantly rambled about how he was much better looking off-camera, said his exes Marla Maples and Ivana Trump were ugly and skinny, and he often bragged, “Once you make love to me, you’ll never be able to make love to anybody else.”

Oh my gawd, a little burp just came up. Stay down, lunch!

Anyhow, Trump caught wind of the article and responded via telephone to the man who originally interviewed Zdrok for the magazine, journalist Chaunce Hayden.

In the audio tape you hear Trump sound like the usual prick that he is, calling the girl a “f**king third-rate hooker,” and saying how completely unattractive that she is - far too ugly for him to date..

Look in the mirror fatass! Trump, you are seriously one of the most disgusting looking, crusty old f*cks in the business. You are overweight, have f*cked up hair, and a mangled face. There is nothing attractive about you! Your wife is simply a “third-rate hooker” for marrying your ass! He probably makes that bitch work for it too. I’m sure she has tasted his ass on more than a few occasions!

Dude, if you weren’t wealthy you’d be banging fat smelly bitches in trailer parks . . if you were lucky!

[Thank you Chauncey@ Stepping Out]