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Spicy — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:30:07 +0000

Heh.

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P. Diddy, Diddy, Puffy, Puff Daddy….Oh Screw it, Sean Combs Responds to Private Jet Controversy

Spicy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:53:31 +0000

After Diddy took to his blog to complain that gas prices were so high that it was forcing him to fly commercial instead of using his private jet, people didn’t exactly show him any sympathy.

Then someone, with far too much time on their hands, did a little research and discovered that Diddy doesn’t even have his ‘own’ private jet. In fact, he only owns a part of one. Can you guess which part? My guess was the ass end. Har. Har.

Anyhow, here’s Diddy’s latest blog response, and it’s quite funny actually.

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Oh STFU. .

Spicy — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 21:20:24 +0000

‘While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown. Then I’ll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black.’

- P. Diddy explains his grooming routine before a big night on the town . . like we care.

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Puffy Daddy Diddy Piddy Doodie!

Spicy — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 18:17:52 +0000

Diddy, formerly known as Puff Daddy and P. Diddy, real name Sean Combs, wants to confuse the world yet again with a fourth name change.

As if that sentence isn’t confusing enough, try keeping up with the names.

This time ‘Diddy’ is losing the Diddy-Daddy stuff all together and adopting the name Sean John, the name of his clothing line.

Any bets on what the fifth name change will be?

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P. Diddy is an Ass

Spicy — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 18:49:51 +0000

Bad boy for life?

According to the New York Post Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs doesn’t like to be questioned…about anything.

So what’s a girl to do when her job as ‘door girl’ is to ask “How many in your party?” before letting people into GoldBar? Get called “a f*cking bitch” that’s what!

That’s right, Diddy the Diva played Mr. Hotshit Superstar a few nights ago at GoldBar completely patronizing the door girl who was just doing her job. According to a witness,

“He walked right up to the door girl with four other people in his crew. When she asked him how many people he was with, Diddy just called her a ‘f*cking bitch’ and opened the velvet rope and let himself through.”

Reps for GoldBar and Combs declined to comment.

I bet they did. Of course GoldBar won’t comment because night clubs and restaurants frequented by celebrities don’t disclose things like that to the press, and P. Diddy, or Diddy, or Puffy or whatever the f*ck his name is, his rep isn’t going to comment because it’s probably true. His client is an asshole.

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Britney Parties Until 3am Night Before Comeback Performance

Spicy — Sun, 09 Sep 2007 23:31:08 +0000

Britney Spears at 50 Cent’s record release party at The Hard Rock Casino in Las Vegas

Britney Spears doesn’t seem to be worried about whether or not she will wow everyone at the opening of this years MTV Video Music Awards.

Britney hung out with fellow party girl Paris Hilton, as well as P. Diddy and 50 Cent after checking out Cirque du Soleil’s Mystere show. She hit at least three Vegas clubs, dancing, drinking and partying until after 3 am.

Will all the cigarettes booze and late nights compromise her performance tonight? My guess is that she will lip-sync, and that no, it will not jump start a comeback for her.

Photo Source: CelebUtopia.net

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P. Diddy and Kim Porter Reunite for Party

Spicy — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 18:20:07 +0000

It seems as though P. Diddy’s estranged girlfriend Kim Porter couldn’t just sit home while her ex was having one of his famous bashes.

Kim showed up to Diddy’s “Real White” party on Sunday. She even brought the kids. According to one source the ex-couple “looked very lovey-dovey.”

Of course they looked lovey-dovey, Kim’s laying it on thick. Now she’s had a taste of what it’s like without Diddy’s pocketbook and the taste isn’t so sweet. Forget the fact that he cheated on and disrespected you. I think she figures if she can fake it it will be ‘worth’ it.

Source: NY Daily News

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Sienna Miller and P. Diddy Still Joined at the Hip

Spicy — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 18:28:58 +0000

“I am in love with someone, but not Puff Daddy. He’s just a good friend. Anyway he has a beautiful girlfriend.”

That’s what Sienna Miller said about her relationship with P. Diddy when he was still involved with ex-girlfriend Kim Porter. But after reports of Miller and Diddy partying together after the Concert for Diana, Porter broke up with her man.

Miller has always insisted she is only friends with the rapper. Most of us know that this is a bunch of crap because Diddy and Miller have been seen out multiple times. The most recent being at DC10 club in Ibiza, where Miller tried to sneak out of the club while hiding behind a straw hat and then behind two male friends.

She and Diddy then headed to her villa in the mountains outside San Antonio on the Mediterranean island.

Just admit it already. Nobody cares if the two of you are a couple or not!

Except maybe Kim Porter.

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Kimberly Stewart Steals P. Diddy’s $700K Car

Spicy — Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:19:14 +0000

Sean Combs, a.k.a. P. Diddy, had his car stolen while hosting a party in St. Tropez.

Come to find out it was Kimberly Stewart who took the automobile.

Stewart got a wild hair up her ass and decided to take the $700,000 vehicle as a practical joke. Some joke.

A source told the Daily Mirror,

“Diddy did not see the funny side at first. He had no idea it was a practical joke. He thought it was stolen. He had his flunkies on a wild goose chase looking all over the place for his car – it’s his baby. Diddy and his minders were stressing out until someone piped up that they had seen Kimberly running off giggling with the keys and a friend in tow.”

The car was reportedly returned to Diddy the next morning.

Watch out Kimmy. We just might be making fun of your mugshot next time.

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Spicy — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 01:24:00 +0000

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