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Pamela Anderson Too High for the Clubs

Spicy — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:48:37 +0000

Pamela Anderson in London

Pamela Anderson leaving the ‘Whiskey Mist’ nightclub in Mayfair looking like hell, as she usually does when she’s loaded – or sober, anymore.

Pammy wasn’t feeling too social last night and left the club with her douchey looking guy friend after only 10 minutes. I think she was a little too geeked to be out mingling. By the way, who is that melvin that she is with? Is that Pee Wee Herman dressed like Tommy Lee?

I’m pretty sure Pam has become friends with botox because her forehead is much smoother than it has been in recent times. The photo on the right shows what it looked like just a few short months ago.

Girlfriend does not photograph like she once did. But there’s not a chance in hell that she’ll give up her partying lifestyle. 20-30 years down the road, she’ll be like that disco granny that used to frequent Studio 54 back in the 70s. Still clubbing. Still showing off her ass. Still boinking Tommy Lee..

She’s looking more and more like the voodoo doll from Trilogy of Terror, only with fried white hair and better teeth.

[Photographs: Ringo, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Pamela Anderson’s Platinum Pool Leaves Her Broke

Spicy — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:30:32 +0000

For once something is actually sucking Pamela Anderson dry and not the other way around.

For awhile now, Pamela has been living in a trailer park while her home is under construction.

“I am $3 million over budget and I should have moved in over a year ago. I’m tiling the whole pool in platinum — that’s expensive!”

Dur!

$3 million over budget? Damn, she bought the home for a meager $1.4 million. Maybe Pammy is not as smart as she says she is. This whole mess is her own damn fault. Insisting on a platinum pool? Bitch, WAH!

So anyway, Pam says she cries tears of silicone every time she visits her home. She contends that she’s only got $4,000 in savings and she needs almost another million to make her home livable. I know, it’s ripping my heart out too.

I’m sure you could care less about this, as do I, but it’s just amusing to listen to a celebrity complain that the need for a platinum pool is standing in the way of moving out of a mobile home. You are also probably thinking what I’m thinking, “Get on your back, bitch, and do what you do best!” But of course I would never admit thinking that. The feminists would burn my bra – with me in it.

Wait, did I just say that out loud? Of course I did, it’s Friday. Bite me!

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Pamela Anderson is One Classy Broad

Spicy — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 16:16:56 +0000

Pamela Anderson at The 6th Annual Hollywood Style Awards.

Classy, as always.

Her crotch is exposed, she’s probably high as a kite, and she is having that poor girl carry around the train of her dress.Look at the girl’s expression in the last pic. You have to feel for her. Having to tote that thing around with a crazy, self absorbed, aging bimbo on the opposite end of it.

Speaking of train, that dress is a hell of a wreck. It looks like something that would get stuck to your shoe in the bathroom. So I suppose it suits her..

[©AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM]

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Pamela Anderson PETA Ad, Banned

Spicy — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 17:29:45 +0000

Pamela Anderson has long been a supporter of PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, and stars in a new ad for the group where she is a scantily clad airport security officer whose job is to strip fur and leather clothing from men and women looking to board a plane.

The ad is so racy in fact, that it has been banned from the three New York airports that it was set to run in – for the sake of passenger’s children. Gee, maybe it had something to do with the fact that she looked like she was going to aggressively suck the snot out of the first guy! But no fear, PETA is now looking to air the spot on in-flight entertainment. Just what I want to know the 390-pound sweaty guy next to me is watching. Ew.

As for Pammy’s personal life, she is currently dating an electrician named Jamie Padgett who also likes to surf. She met him at the trailer park she was living in while her house was being worked on. He, like Pammy, looks a little rough and like he has lived his entire life under the sun. But still, he is definitely better looking than those dirty rock stars she likes to boink.

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Pamela Anderson Lives in a Trailer Park [Video Blog]

Spicy — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 04:11:41 +0000

Pamela Anderson Lives in a Mobile Home Park! from Spicy Pants on Vimeo.

Pamela Anderson is no stranger to the trailers.

Check out the trailer that Hugh Hefner gave her back in 2001. The airstream was for sale for $100,000. It has a vibrating bed – with a stripper pole in the middle of the bed. It’s completely unpractical and pretty freaking hilarious really.

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Pamela Anderson to Marry Again?

Spicy — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:29:21 +0000

Pamela Anderson and designer pal Richie Rich hinted to guests during a party in Miami last weekend that Pam might be engaged…again.

Flamboyant Rich bragged to partygoers that he was working on a wedding dress for the aging sex kitten. Anderson is dating scuba diver Jamie Padgett.

This would be the fourth wedding for Anderson. She has been married to rockers Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, and playboy Rick Salomon.

And like with every relationship Pam gets into, she says her boys, Brandon, 12, and Dylan, 10, love Jamie. Of course she says this about every single guy she has been linked to, so this is no different. Those kids probably never even get to know who their mom is with, she rotates her men so quickly.

Like a broken record, she says for the umpteenth time, “They just like that Mummy’s happy, we’re all happy.”

Methinks she is completely oblivious to what/who her children like. I’m not saying she doesn’t love them, because I know she does, fiercely. However, she is in denial that her lifestyle doesn’t affect them.

[SP]

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Did Pamela Anderson Get Plastic Surgery?

Spicy — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:25:17 +0000

…or was it simply make-up tricks that made the 41-year-old look so fresh?

That’s the question of the day.

Usually, when we see Pamela Anderson she has a crap-load of makeup on, as seen here, here and here.

This time, at Richie Rich’s fashion show, we see the softer, gentler side of Pammy. She’s tamed down the hair and makeup. Now she just needs to work on getting a classy wardrobe.

A definite improvement nevertheless!

[Photos: MavrixOnline.com]

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Pamela Anderson Struts Her Old Ass on the Catwalk

Spicy — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:41:12 +0000

Pamela Anderson struts her stuff on the catwalk for the Richie Rich Fall/Winter 2009 Collection entitled “Blondes Have More Fun!” on Day 6 of the New York Fashion Week.

Oh, this is just embarrassing. Poor thing, she doesn’t get it.

She is all washed up and is a caricature of her former self..

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ROWR!

Spicy — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:02:50 +0000

Pammy cocaine monster want party!

[Photo: MavrixOnline.com]

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Pamela’s #1 Makeup Accessory: The Sharpie

Spicy — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 00:22:03 +0000

Pamela Anderson getting her drink on at Primal, Atlanta.

Last weekend pickled Pammy partied from about 11:30pm-2:30am, kicking up her heels and tossing back some Dom and Perrier Joet-Rose Champagne.

Ah, the glamorous life of Ms. Anderson. Have Sharpie will travel….around the block a few times.