Last weekend pickled Pammy partied from about 11:30pm-2:30am, kicking up her heels and tossing back some Dom and Perrier Joet-Rose Champagne.
Ah, the glamorous life of Ms. Anderson. Have Sharpie will travel….around the block a few times.
I wonder if she has to get drunk to go out looking like that. C’mon honey, put some damn clothes on. You’re in your 40s now, you don’t look hot in tiny shorts that have all 3 of your asses hanging out of them!
Pam claims she is no dumb blonde, but she’s not smart enough to figure out how much sexier she would be if she actually dressed with some class.
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Bitch still can’t seem to find her pants.
Getting older must be so hard on her…she has nothing to fall back on. Except a dirty mattress..
No wonder she is always wasted.
Pammy was half dressed, obviously intoxicated and was sporting what the New York Post called, “mysterious bruise marks on her back,” as she partied like a rock star last weekend .
Although we cannot explain why she was overtly tipsy, or why she had no pants on, we can explain the mysterious marks on her shoulder.
After a little research I found an interview that Pam did with UKs ‘Now!’ magazine. In it she explained where she got the scars on her let shoulder.
“I have a scar on my left shoulder where leeches attacked me in a lake when I was nine.”
Gross, yeah, but at least they aren’t something weirder. With Pam you never know. It’s not like she actually takes care of her body or anything.
More details have also emerged from last weekend about her wacky/slutty behavior.
Pam was said to have been falling all over the place and was later seen passed out on BFF artist David LaChappelle’s shoulder. But that wasn’t the end of Pam, oh no..
She bounced back (probably with a little help, *ahem*) and was seen returning to her hotel room at 11:00am the next day with some random guy. And random guy was not anyone she was seen with earlier in the night. So who knows.
Just call him lucky, I guess.
Shocking, I know.
And despite being the mother of two boys approaching their teens, this aging sex kitten still likes to flaunt her body everywhere she goes.
Saturday was no exception when she attended an exclusive art gallery event in Miami wearing a mismatched bizarre outfit that included orange and black underwear, a sloppy off-the-shoulder t-shirt, and a sock hat.
…and probably a fat baggie of blow in her Campbell’s soup handbag.
I am going to call Pammy out here. She seemed so concerned last month when she complained about kids teasing her two boys because their mommy is a whore. Well, just look at her now. Just look at how concerned she is!
It sucks to age and lose your looks when that is all you have to offer the world.
Is there another Pamela Anderson sex tape looming on the horizon?
A German site is claiming that Pammy was videotaped during a sex romp with a man last March. At the time she was in Europe on tour with magician Hans Klok. In case you didn’t know, Pam was working as his assistant.
The man she apparently boinked was just a regular joe-schmo who worked on the set of the show.
I wouldn’t put it past Pam, who likes to party and well, you know, have sex with anyone. I also wouldn’t put it past her to release her own tape. She’s not getting any younger and her ego (among other things) isn’t getting any smaller.
Look how she hooked up with her last husband, Rick Salomon. She apparently paid off a gambling debt with her vagina, then told the world about it. Classy broad.
If the tape is real, we’ll know soon enough. But do we really care?
“I can’t stand her. She can suck it!”
- Pamela Anderson on Republican vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin.
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Pamela Anderson must be delusional from all that STD infested jizz she has swallowed throughout the years.
She thinks that the more makeup she wears, the sexier and younger it makes her appear. On the contrary. Lighten up on the whore paint, Pammy! Your face is looking as used up as your snatch!
Pamela Anderson’s new E! reality series, Old Loose Tramp Girl on the Loose premieres on August 3rd.
