Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are both Dorothy from Wizard of Oz.

More like Doug is dressed as Paris, who’s dressed as Dorothy. Cuz, you know, Dorothy has red hair.

Paris had a Halloween party Friday night and for some dumb reason Doug thought it would be funny to wear the same costume as his girlfriend. Thank gawd he didn’t wear the exact dress, but still.

Guys, would you ever wear the same costume as your girlfriend, or hell-to-the-no?

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Paris Hilton at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards at the Music Box in LA.

Paris actually won something, and no, not the Most Annoying Lanky Slut Award either. She actually won the Innovator Award. She tweeted about her win: “So happy! Just won The Reality Innovator Award, for being the Innovator of Reality TV. Loves it”

“THE” Innovator of Reality? Hardly. Replace that “THE” with “A”. Don’t make it all you, bitch. If you are the innovator of anything it’s making a career of attention whoring.

And for the hair, I think she was going for the Gwen Stefani look but got the Bob’s Big Boy instead. Nice shot, Dougie Boy.

The 2009 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards is scheduled to air on October 17th, 10/9c.

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Paris Hilton wears a leopard print wrap dress to the opening night of “Carnival” at the Bowlmor Lanes where she hosted last night’s events.

She needs to let the extensions go. That “Fraggle hair” (as Tina Fey once put it) needs to go. Paris looks better with shorter, sleeker hair, imo. She also looks better when she doesn’t do ridiculous wonky poses..

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Paris Hilton flashes a major camel toe while getting out of her Hybrid GMC Yukon yesterday.

Nice meat curtains, P.

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Ok, who put the stick up her ass?

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Paris Hilton arrives to Vancouver International airport (YVR) dressed all in black.

Who cares about Paris, I love the boots!

And you know, I don’t mind hair extensions and all, but when you have ‘em, try and make sure your real, short hair isn’t hanging out in a big clump underneath!

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Paris Hilton wants the world to know that Michael Jackson named his daughter, Paris Katherine Jackson, after her.

So funny, because, I KNEW this was going to happen someday. Oh Paris, must you always make it about YOU?

Paris bragged,

“My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13. So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she’s such a beautiful little girl and I’m proud we have the same name.”

There you have it. Paris’ mother is suddenly Michael Jackson’s BFF. Funny, I can’t seem to find ONE picture of the two of them together. I’m not doubting that they went to school together, but I do doubt they were as tight as they would like you to believe..

[EX / Jackson Photo Photoshopped by my pal, T. Davis]

I know, I know… Paris Hilton is a waste of my time, and The Kidd really shouldn’t even bother writing about anything that has to do with her. I couldn’t agree with you more. However, I just wanted to let you know who to blame and where to point the finger, when al-Qaeda tries to rally against America again.

Paris Hilton is a danger to our national security and must be stopped, or locked in Guantanamo… forever… without food, water, or panties (since she doesn’t need those under normal circumstances anyway). She is jeopardizing our safety and is responsible for the hatred many in the Arab world feel towards the West.

According to the Mirror:

TV producers had banned the airhead heiress from wearing a bikini while she is in Dubai shooting the third series of My New BFF.
But within hours she was posing for photos in a skimpy twopiece.
Brilliant. Our source says: “Paris had made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture. But the following day she was prancing around on the beach in her bikini and posing provocatively. Bosses warned her Western tourists have been jailed for flouting the rules.”

So, we are risking an international incident, because Paris Hilton wants to head around the world to shoot a reality show for MTV? She isn’t even respectful enough to roam around in the beekeeper’s suit. These people don’t hate us for our freedom. They hate us for Paris Hilton. And I don’t blame them… I hate us for Paris Hilton.

Hmmm… do you think they’d accept her as some kind of truce? I didn’t think they would either. I’m just throwing ideas out there. I am a humanitarian first and foremost. That’s why my first initial thought was to try trading a giant ball of herpes for world peace. I know it seems like a lowball offer, but it’s just a jumping-off point to get the ball rolling.

What’s that, Osama…? You’ll take Paris, but we have to throw in Speidi, too…? DEAL!!!

Sometimes sacrifices have to be made.

Newly-single Paris Hilton and sister Nicky partied it up last night after Paris dumped meat-head boyfriend Doug Reinhardt.

The Hilton women hit West Hollywood’s trendy My House nightclub where Cristiano Ronaldo was also partying. According to some, the two hooked up. Of course they got drunk and made out while he pawed at her.. Same old Paris mumbo jumbo.

At the end of the night (3 a.m.) Cristiano supposedly headed to Nicky’s home – where Paris was staying. Paris’ vagina was lying in wait, I’m sure. It wastes no time. It’s like a parasite that needs it’s host.

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