People magazine is reporting that Benji Madden is so enthralled with his new girlfriend, Paris Hilton, that he wrote a love song about her.

A love song? About Paris Hilton? I can only imagine.

Oh, Paris
My heinous heiress
your vag is truly garish
but the publicity i will cherish
though my manhood shall likely perish

Ok that sucks. Big time. But it’s probably better than the real thing. Anyhow, Paris said,

“He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.”

“He’s my best friend. He’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what.”

Okay, but has he seen her feet yet?

AP: Why take your search for a new best friend to the reality-TV world?

Paris Hilton: Well I did ”The Simple Life” for five seasons. I had a great time. I love reality TV. It’s my favorite to watch. When I was approached with this idea I just thought it would be so much fun, being a producer on the show as well, having boys and girls move into a house all vying to be my best friend, I just thought it’d be fun and I’d also like to meet some new friends.

AP: Do you think you can find a real, lasting friendship this way? Do you have a preference of male or female?

I just want to see the contestants and see how they are. I don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, just as long as its someone I can trust, someone I can have fun with and just someone who’s going to be able to like handle all the other things that are going to come with being my best friend.

AP: Like what?

Just being in the media, just someone who’s not going to care about that, just someone who cares about me.

AP: What are some of the qualities you’re looking for in a new best friend?

Just someone who’s fun, someone who I can trust and just someone who, I don’t know, just someone to get along with that is not going to screw me over. Just someone to have a great time with.

AP: You recently found a new best friend in Benji Madden. What are some of the challenges in finding friends you click with?

It is hard meeting new people. Most of my friends I’ve had my entire life, like obviously my sister and Nicole Richie have been with me forever. So when I meet new people, I’m always a little wary of the reason they may want to become my friend. I can usually just tell by when we’re out in public and there’s paparazzi around, I see, you know, who gets a little bit too excited or whatever. I can tell how those people are.

AP: Because it’s a show, it’s possible that some contestants might be more interested in being on TV than being your best friend. How will you determine people’s sincerity?

We’re at MTV right now and just going over all the challenges and different things we’re going to be putting the contestants through. I can’t really tell because they’re all top secret.

AP: How has this experience been different from ”The Simple Life” and your feature-film work?

This is like completely different. ”The Simple Life” was more fish-out-of-water, Nicole and I just doing things we’ve never done.

AP: What kinds of things appeal to you when you’re looking at the videos on ParisBFF.com?

Just people who are fun, people who I know are going to be great on TV, people who have fun personalities, they’re not shy, the people who tell their deepest secrets, people who are open to being honest and having a great time. That’s what my show’s about.

AP: Talk about your role as executive producer.

Actually I was a producer of ”The Simple Life” as well. Well, just being in control of everything and making all the decisions and just really being on top of everything, coming up with ideas. The casting process, with ”The Simple Life” I didn’t do all that, so this has been a lot of work but a lot of fun as well.

AP: What else is going on with you?

I’ve just been traveling for a while and just launched my clothing line and my shoe line. I’m just getting ready for my movie - ”Repo! The Genetic Opera” is coming out soon. So I’m just getting ready for that.

AP: With all your projects, do you still have time for fun?

Not as much as I used to when I was younger. But I’m always traveling. I have a lot of businesses I run. Everything is so successful so it feels really great and I’d rather be working than doing anything else.

Paris Hilton was banned from a Russia’s Hyatt Hotel in Moscow after writing on the wall of her suite.

Paris reportedly did a photoshoot in the room and wrote ‘Paris Moscow 2008‘ on the wall in black marker.

Not a smart thing to do being as the suite goes for a whopping $16,000 a night. The wallpaper she wrote on was pretty spendy as well. She was fined $9000 for being such a moron.

A Hyatt rep says, “Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the black list.”

Well yeah, think about it. Having her name signed in your suite is enough to make you want to get a room elsewhere. It might as well have been a biohazard sign on the wall!

“She’s a nice girl and a lot brighter than people give her credit (for) but no one sees her like that because she plays this character all the time. She’s actually a marketing genius.”

- Hayden Panettiere defending her longtime friend Paris Hilton

Harry Potter star Rupert Grint is smarter than most young men his age.

He’s not impressed by the young Hollywood starlets who are known more for their crotch shots and partying lifestyles than their work.

Grint met Lindsay Lohan last year and says he was not impressed with the young actress. He says, “I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot. She said she was going to win an Oscar before she turns 25. I just kept thinking, ‘But you can’t act’.”

Oh if only he would have said it to her. Bitch needs to hear it. Her mom has her convinced she can act..

Grint also expressed his dislike for Paris Hilton. “I haven’t met Paris and don’t want to either. She and Lindsay are the type of girls you need to stay away from.”

Paris Hilton, who is pretty much the one responsible for bringing Kim Kardashian to the media’s attention, made fun of her friend while being interviewed on a Las Vegas radio station yesterday.

She said,

“I would not want [Kim's butt] - it’s gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Bwahaha. Awesome visual.

Paris later realized that she had made a mistake by saying such a thing publicly and said to In Touch magazine, “I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!”

Kim has been a good sport and apparently accepts Paris’ apology. “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”

“I’ve never felt so happy and in love, he’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better. It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart.”

- Paris Hilton loves being on the road with her new man, Benji Madden.

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