Paris Hilton, who is pretty much the one responsible for bringing Kim Kardashian to the media’s attention, made fun of her friend while being interviewed on a Las Vegas radio station yesterday.

She said,

“I would not want [Kim's butt] - it’s gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”

Bwahaha. Awesome visual.

Paris later realized that she had made a mistake by saying such a thing publicly and said to In Touch magazine, “I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!”

Kim has been a good sport and apparently accepts Paris’ apology. “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”

“I’ve never felt so happy and in love, he’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better. It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart.”

- Paris Hilton loves being on the road with her new man, Benji Madden.

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Kathy Hilton must be tired of hosting luncheons and attending fashion shows because she’s had enough time on her hands to concoct her own signature fragrance.

Yippee.

The name of the fragrance is…‘My Secret’. So what is Kathy’s secret? That she only married Rick for the money? That Paris’ real dad is Larry Bird? One can only speculate..

Oh yeah, calling all skank moms and daughters, you can win a Mother’s Day brunch with Kathy Hilton and daughters Nicky and Paris here.

Sarcastic, jaded, trailer-trash bitches encouraged to apply. Heh.

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Paris Hilton normally loves attention from paparazzi, but recently she fell down as she tried to outrun them and ended up cutting her precious little face.

Unfortunately, we don’t get to see the fall itself or the injury, but here it is anyway.

Paris Hilton continued to infect the world in Turkey where she attended and judged the Miss Turkey 2008 contest in Istanbul.

Paris was led onstage by a belly dancer who invited Paris to dance with her. The only problem is that Paris can’t dance - let alone belly dance.

Paris strutted around the stage with that dumb look on her face that just screams, “I’m so hot.”

When the dancer tried to show her some moves Paris was completely off beat and just continued on with her sultry ‘come-f*ck-me’ dance.

The only decent thing I can say is that the skank had a nice dress.

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“I love Africa in general - South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”

- Paris Hilton not realizing she sucks at geography.

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After being close friends since childhood then having a falling out a few years back, it seems Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are once again getting on each other’s nerves. Mostly it’s Paris getting on Nicole’s.

The cause of the bickering is Benji Madden and Paris’ hookup, which came on the heels of Benji’s breakup with his fiancee, Sophie Monk. Who’s totally hotter than Paris - just for the record. Heh.

Nicole thinks that Paris is being disrespectful to Sophie for snagging Benji so soon. I’m just surprised Nicole is shocked. Isn’t this Paris Hilton’s specialty - being a dumb whore?

A source told Star magazine, “Nicole has made it clear to Paris that she doesn’t like her seeing (Benji). She thinks Paris is a total nightmare to be around and just wants her to go away. She isn’t happy about Paris once again crashing what is now her picture-perfect life.”

“She feels that Paris screwed Sophie over by coming on to Benji so quickly. Her allegiance is definitely with Sophie — she doesn’t trust Paris one bit.”

Never trust a bitch with size 11 flounder feet.

“Nicole is just hoping Paris’ relationship with Benji goes down the toilet as quickly as most of her other relationships have. She just wants to get on with her life without Paris.”

It’ll happen. Even though Paris and Benji are sporting ”look-at-me” rings with each other’s initials encrusted in cubic zirconias, they’ll be finished as quickly as Benji got down her pants.

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