I think it’s totally weird that Paris Hilton is dating the twin brother of her best friend.
I think she sees what Nicole’s got going on and is a little jealous. So if she can’t have her best friend’s man, why not go for his twin brother? Shit yeah. That’ll get her back in the press again without having to flash her meat curtains. Heh.
Paris will probably one-up Nicole and get hitched before her, since Nicole beat her to having a baby and all…
Not more than two weeks after breaking up with his girlfriend Sophie Monk, Benji Madden is hittin’ Paris Hilton.
What a slap in the face to Monk. Major downgrade! I bet she’s glad that she came before Paris, and not after. If ya dig..
A source told People magazine, “Yes, they are dating. It’s pretty serious.”
Ok, well how serious can it be in two weeks? Isn’t that about the incubation time for herpes?
Heh.
Paris Hilton celebrated her 27th birthday in Vegas doing a burlesque show with the Pussycat Dolls at Pure nightclub.
Surgical masks were distributed at the door and the entire Caesar’s Palace had to be quarantined afterward.
Ok, I’m kidding, but I did hear the song she stripped to was “That Smell”.
Heh.
I am certainly not claiming to be a Picaso, but I like to get my doodle on every now and then.
Last Friday after having some computer issues, to kill time I picked up a pen and randomly starting drawing Hooker Hilton.
I never really thought to scan any of the drawings I do because really, I only do chicken scratch sketches that are completed in about 5 minutes. Heh. Anyhow, here’s my depiction of Paris. Could be worse..lol.
Paris Hilton is finally being investigated by the Los Angeles Department of Animal Services!
There’s hope for the animals!
Paris and her big mouth bragged on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Monday about how she owns 17 dogs. And that’s just the DOGS!
If you remember earlier this week we reported how Paris left her cat at a veterinarian and never returned to pick it up. Nearly two weeks later, the woman who adopted the cat to Paris decided not to return the pet to her as she obviously didn’t care enough for the pet to retrieve it.
So back to the 17 dogs..
As it turns out, it’s illegal to own more than three dogs at any residential address in L.A. So investigators went to her house Tuesday only to find her home was under construction and no one - including pets - were living on the premises.
They left a message with the maid but haven’t heard back from Paris. That doesn’t mean the investigation is over however.
It’s about time!
Paris Hilton has no business owning ANY animal! Further proof in the story below..
Over the years, Hilton has been seen with dozens of assorted animals, and is always acquiring more it seems. But what happens to them once she tires of them?
She might leave them at the veterinarian. Forever.
Nearly two weeks ago Paris left her kitty, named Prada, at the vet, and has not returned to retrieve the animal. The clinic phoned Paris a week ago about her kitten, but she still has not returned their phone call.
Prada was there to be neutered.
Could Paris Hilton have been who Ted Casablanca was referring to in this blind item in January? Of course she is. Has to be! Someone lock that bitch in a closet without any mirrors! Heh.
Save the animals - don’t adopt them to Paris Hilton!
Seriously, dude.
Controversial sculptor and artist Daniel Edwards’ latest creation is the ‘The Oprah Sarcophagus’, a bronze sculpture made in the likeness of Queen Oprah herself.
The full figured Oprah is depicted as voluptuous and strong, although some think the statue is in poor taste due to it being ‘unflattering’. (Unflattering? Bitch would love to have those titties!) Others say it doesn’t look anything like her. Who knows what they are talking about because I think the statue is dead-on! Have you ever seen Oprah without makeup? It’s totally her.
Edwards is the same sculptor who created the Britney ass-baby sculpture as well as the dead Paris Hilton spread eagle piece. Genius!
