Paris Jackson went to get a haircut the other day with her grandmother (biological or not) Katherine Jackson and posse.

Paris, 11, who had hair down her back, had her hair cut just below her shoulders.

But this wasn’t like any old haircut. This is the daughter of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, and since the world (minus myself) wants proof of her biological father, it only made sense that Jackson’s team swept up every single stand of her hair so that no one could take it and sell it to someone who would perform DNA testing on it.

If you ask me, this plan was extremely clever. Because of course that is what some rat would do! Everything has a price, and I am sure Paris Jackson’s DNA carries a hefty one. The sad thing is that this poor girl is going to have people after her hair, garbage, whatever they can get their hands on to obtain it. Somewhere somehow, some lowlife will get their greedy little mitts on something and will profit HUGE from it.

How long can the Jackson’s protect her from this? Oh how I feel for those children! Sadly enough,the road ahead is not going to be an easy one for them.

Paris Hilton wants the world to know that Michael Jackson named his daughter, Paris Katherine Jackson, after her.

So funny, because, I KNEW this was going to happen someday. Oh Paris, must you always make it about YOU?

Paris bragged,

“My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13. So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she’s such a beautiful little girl and I’m proud we have the same name.”

There you have it. Paris’ mother is suddenly Michael Jackson’s BFF. Funny, I can’t seem to find ONE picture of the two of them together. I’m not doubting that they went to school together, but I do doubt they were as tight as they would like you to believe..

[EX / Jackson Photo Photoshopped by my pal, T. Davis]

There seems to be some controversy surrounding Paris Katherine Jackson and her speech that ended her father’s memorial on Tuesday.

If you haven’t heard the buzz, people are saying that Paris was “exploited” by the Jackson family when she was allowed to speak to the crowd – and to the world – about her feelings for her dad, Michael Jackson.

I have to strongly disagree here. What, do people think that just because she is a kid she shouldn’t be allowed to share her grief? She just lost her father for crissakes. I’m sure nobody told her she had to do it. She looked as though it was something she wanted to do. I think she was mature enough to understand WHO her father was, and WHAT people made him out to be. She knew the difference, and she wanted us to know.

So my question to you is, do you think Paris Katherine Jackson was exploited by the Jackson’s?

I am sure many will disagree with me, but I seriously believe that Michael Jackson and Debbie Rowe are the biological parents of the Jackson children.

100% no doubt in my mind!

Paris Katherine and Prince Michael both look like both Jackson and Rowe. And Prince Michael II (who’s mother is unknown) looks like daddy. I don’t know why everyone is so quick to assume that they aren’t their real parents.

First off, Paris looks amazingly like Debbie Rowe. It’s in the mouth, the eyes, I mean, even look at the chin! Paris also has Michael’s jawline and ears and forehead.

Then Prince Michael. He tends to resemble his father. He has Michael’s ears, jaw and eyes. He has his mother’s mouth, chin and nose.

And don’t forget Prince Michael II, a.k.a. “Blanket”. He also takes after his father as well. Even though we don’t know who his mother is, the eyes on this kid gives it away.

So there you have it. Mystery solved. According to me, anyhow. I think all the “Who are the biological parents?” rumors are bunk. Just something else to sensationalize. Well see if I am right, eventually. But I am pretty confident of it..

Michael Jackson’s daughter, Paris Katherine Jackson tells the world that she loved her father.

It was definitely the most moving part of the entire memorial service.

Janet lowered the microphone for Paris and she spoke to the crowd – and to the world.

“I – just wanted to say…” she starts out, and Janet tells her gently, “Speak up Sweetheart, speak up.”

Paris continues, “Ever since I was born . . . Daddy has been the best father that you can ever imagine.”

She lowers her head and weeps. And our hearts drop through our stomachs.

So bravely she adds, “. . . and I just want to say that I love him – so much.”