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Pamela Anderson getting her drink on at Primal, Atlanta.

Last weekend pickled Pammy partied from about 11:30pm-2:30am, kicking up her heels and tossing back some Dom and Perrier Joet-Rose Champagne.

Ah, the glamorous life of Ms. Anderson. Have Sharpie will travel….around the block a few times.

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After Pamela Anderson’s wild weekend in Miami, the rumormill is abuzz with stories about her crazy behavior.

Pammy was half dressed, obviously intoxicated and was sporting what the New York Post called, “mysterious bruise marks on her back,” as she partied like a rock star last weekend .

Although we cannot explain why she was overtly tipsy, or why she had no pants on, we can explain the mysterious marks on her shoulder.

After a little research I found an interview that Pam did with UKs ‘Now!’ magazine. In it she explained where she got the scars on her let shoulder.

“I have a scar on my left shoulder where leeches attacked me in a lake when I was nine.”

Gross, yeah, but at least they aren’t something weirder. With Pam you never know. It’s not like she actually takes care of her body or anything.

More details have also emerged from last weekend about her wacky/slutty behavior.

Pam was said to have been falling all over the place and was later seen passed out on BFF artist David LaChappelle’s shoulder. But that wasn’t the end of Pam, oh no..

She bounced back (probably with a little help, *ahem*) and was seen returning to her hotel room at 11:00am the next day with some random guy. And random guy was not anyone she was seen with earlier in the night. So who knows.

Just call him lucky, I guess.

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Even though new parents Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have a newborn to coddle these days, it doesn’t mean they will be staying in for the New Year celebrations.

In fact, the couple are hosting a Las Vegas New Year’s Eve party at Pure nightclub, located in Caesar’s palace.

Just for fun, I looked up to see what sort of ticket packages the club is offering for those who would like to attend.

Here’s your options kids, and they are not cheap.

__________

General Admission
$200

* Complimentary Champagne Toast
* NYE Party Favors
* All Sales are Final
* No Refunds Available
* Dress Code Strictly Enforced at the Door
* To Book, Please Call 702.474.4000

Table Package #1
$3,500

* 6 Admission Tickets
* VIP Entrance
* 2 Bottles of Belvedere Vodka
* 1 Bottle of Dom Perignon Champagne
* Personal Service Team including Security Guard, Waitress & Porter
* Mixers
* 6 Red Bulls and 6 Fiji Waters
* NYE Party Favors

Table Package #2
$5,000

* 10 Admission Tickets
* VIP Entrance
* 3 Bottles of Belvedere Vodka
* 1 Bottle of Dom Perignon Champagne
* Personal Service Team including Security Guard, Waitress & Porter
* Mixers
* 12 Red Bulls and 12 Fiji Waters
* NYE Party Favors

__________

What recession?

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For their first performance together since the devastating Learjet crash in which they were the only survivors, Travis Barker and DJ AM (Adam Goldstein) will reunite for a show on New Years Eve.

The two friends are headlining New Year’s Nation’s Los Angeles New Year’s Eve Party at The Lot in West Hollywood.

In case you can’t make it, you can watch the streaming performance online. It will also be shown at numerous other New Year’s parties across the country.

I bet those two will have the time of their life that night. You can’t help but be inspired by those guys. And I think they are the perfect ones to ring in the new year!

If anyone attends you MUST email me photos!

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I have bitched and moaned about celebrities going out to get wasted then driving home (without a driver/taxi) for years now.

But still, we see a new star busted for DUI all too often, regardless of their being extremely wealthy and/or well-known.

Lauren Conrad is one of the stars who won’t be caught in that predicament. She hires a driver. And thank God! Check out Lauren as she leaves a Hollywood nightclub the other night. She is totally sloshed, stumbling and trying to get into the wrong car. Luckily her “people” and driver were there to help the poor girl out and escort her home safely.

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Paris Hilton was partying last night in Hollywood at the nightclub Coco de Ville with her sister Nicky and at some point things went awry.

Apparently, Paris got socked in the face by another female who was at the club! The woman landed a good one, and they say that the skank did get a black eye from the punch!

I can’t wait to see it. Heh.

You can’t see her left eye in this video, but here she is leaving the club after it happened.

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Nicole Richie was in Las Vegas this weekend and she managed to get herself into a little trouble while there.

Nicole was partying at Wasted Space inside the Hard Rock Saturday night with Carey Hart and of course the Madden boys when she got into an argument with another female who was also at the club. It happened at approximately 1:00 AM.

Sources say Nicole was so fired up that security had to be called to remove her from the premises.

The Hard Rock Hotel & Casino has refused to comment and Nicole’s publicist is denying she was involved in the altercation. “She was in Vegas but there wasn’t an altercation of any kind involving her.”

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With Pamela Anderson’s busy schedule it can’t be easy juggling career, children..and partying.

So how exactly does she do it? It’s simple really, she just doesn’t sleep.

Anderson says she insists on having breakfast with her two sons even if she’s been up all night partying.

She says, “Usually I get in around three or four in the morning, and I’m up at 6:30am with my kids making breakfast, 8am at school.”

Anderson adds that she has no time for men right now because she’s too busy being a mom. She says, “It’s (motherhood) taking up a lot of time.”

Motherhood is what’s taking a lot of time? So coming in wasted from a party at 4AM has nothing to do with it, right? Egad. You just KNOW we are going to be seeing Dylan and Brandon on the party circuit in a few years. They’ll probably be pimpin’ their mom out.

Heh.

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A new book by Jon Holmes coming out this June called ‘Rock Star Babylon’ tells stories of rock stars and their crazy lifestyles.

One of the more bizarre tales in the book is about Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx holding a contest “to see who could go the longest without washing, showering or bathing in any way, yet still be able to sleep with groupies without them being ill or bailing out.”

I know…WTF.

So for TWO MONTHS those bastards ignored their personal hygiene all while having sex with multiple sluts on a nightly basis.

Everything came to a head (literally) when a young groupie giving Sixx oral vomited all over him, unable to handle the foul stench.  The event became known as ‘The Spaghetti Incident’, as the girl had eaten pasta beforehand.

Grossest story ever. It’s even better than the Led Zeppelin Seattle Edgewater Inn fish story! (Google it, kids.)

If you recall GNR also had an album out called The Spaghetti Incident. An album named after her and everything. Heh. The poor girl!

Oh well, maybe the next time she thought twice before giving a dirty rock star head!

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