Oh, what’s a freshly collagen injected socialite with new hair extensions to do on her birthday?

Whore it up for paparazzi no doubt! Kim Kardashian and what looks to be a sister or cousin (who is way hotter than KK) partied last night at Les Deux in L.A. to celebrate Kim’s 27th birthday.

Kim fluttered her spider-leg eyelashes and bounced her rump roast ass all over the dance floor all the while being carefully posed towards the camera lens. The bitch ate cake and washed it down with a golden beverage. Ok, I’m kidding, but we all know how she likes that shit.

I haven’t seen Kim with ex-BFF Paris Hilton in sometime, which would lead me to believe that Paris didn’t like the competition with Kim’s attention stealing ass. Especially when Paris has a flat wet pancake ass. In a battle of the asses, you know Kim’s ass would win!

Prince Harry snorts vodka while in Namibia

Call me old, but I had no idea people were doing this! I have heard about taking it up the ass (alcohol enema) for a good buzz, but snorting it? Isn’t that sort of like huffing spray paint?

News of the World published these photos of Prince William snorting vodka up his nose during a drinking game. We all know Harry loves his sauce but this is a little extreme. These photos spark new fears that Harry may be out of control with his drinking. Yeah, I’d say snorting your drink could be a warning sign! I mean, was Lindsay Lohan bartending for him or what? Heh.

Harry was also seem leaving a London club with his girlfriend Chelsy last night at 3:30am. Chelsy was bawling.

A source said of the booze snorting,

“Harry is a young man having fun but this drinking game sets a very bad example. He has responsibilities as third in line to the throne. Everyone knows Harry likes a drink but this could have caused him serious damage.”

Bad girls Kate Moss and Lily Allen parted until the early morning hours last night.

Allen performed for a surprise set at London’s Groucho Club. She apologized to the crowd for sounding terrible saying it was because she hadn’t been singing on a regular basis. She also enjoyed wine. Lots of wine.

Two songs into her set she asked the crowd,

“What day is it? . . .Look at my hair, it’s so f*cking straight, I wish I was as straight - I’m a bit drunk . . . Are you enjoying the free wine, I know I am.”

When she and Moss were ready to leave Lily begged the paps to leave Moss alone. She said, “I’ll give you a £1,000 if you don’t take a picture of my mate Kate.” But the cameras still went wild when Kate emerged from the club.

At the end of the night Allen put her cigarette out on a photographers camera lens.

It sucks being rich and famous.

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Pink gives Carey some lap lovin’!

Pink gave her husband Carey Hart a lap dance at a Venice Beach karaoke bar this weekend. And not only did she dance for him she also sang for him. Pink bumped and grinded on her hubby while singing ‘Killing Me Softly’. Witnesses say the couple looked very happy and in love despite the recent rumors that their marriage may be on shaky ground.

A source said,

“They looked very happy and very much in love. People are saying their marriage is on the rocks, but it certainly looked good from where I was sitting.”

On the other hand, sources at ‘Eleven’ overheard Pink telling friends that she thought they needed a break from each other.

“Pink was out with a table full of friends and telling them that her and Carey just weren’t working anymore. She told them, ‘We’re just not getting along anymore. We each need our space. We need our distance. It’s not like it was when we first started.’ “

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Pamela Anderson is partying WAY too much say friends concerned about her health.

Pamela, who has Hepatitis C, has always been known for her partying lifestyle but lately has been partying non stop.

A source told the New York Post,

“She parties almost every night. She drinks, she does stuff…and she’s got hepatitis C. Her liver is shot but she keeps living this crazy lifestyle.

We don’t think she understands how serious this is. She has two kids and may not be around to see them grow up at this rate.”

(And by ’stuff’ I’d bet they are referring to cocaine as Pam has been known to play with that at times.)

Anderson has been porking and partying with Rick Salomon for the past month and a half. They have been living it up in Vegas while Pam stars in her Vegas magic act.

The source adds,

“They went wild over the VMA weekend. I just watched them party with my jaw open.”

Meanwhile, Pam’s children are being taken care of by her brother or mom.

Rumor has it Pam is telling friends she and Solomon are engaged. Whatever.

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Ok. The bitch is going to lose her kids. If she can’t even keep her nose clean for one day how in the hell is she ever going to keep her children?

Britney Spears was out club hopping again last night at Winston’s and Hyde. TMZ says she was all smiles while leaving the clubs until the paps started fighting outside her car. Then she broke out that creepy sad face she does every once in awhile.

It pisses me off!  What mother would be out publicly party during a similar custody battle?! Does she not care about her babies? She obviously cares more about getting wasted and being in the spotlight. She deserves to lose the kids. Dumb twat.  Somebody commit this bitch!
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Britney Spears at 50 Cent’s record release party at The Hard Rock Casino in Las Vegas

Britney Spears doesn’t seem to be worried about whether or not she will wow everyone at the opening of this years MTV Video Music Awards.

Britney hung out with fellow party girl Paris Hilton, as well as P. Diddy and 50 Cent after checking out Cirque du Soleil’s Mystere show.  She hit at least three Vegas clubs, dancing, drinking and partying until after 3 am.

Will all the cigarettes booze and late nights compromise her performance tonight?  My guess is that she will lip-sync, and that no, it will not jump start a comeback for her.

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