X17, a paparazzi agency (and the drama queens of the industry), put this ridiculous headline on the divorce story of Patricia Arquette.

Like we don’t know who Patricia is.

My best friend’s brother’s girlfriend’s stepdad even think it’s ridiculous!

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The are orginal, grounded and talented. If I were to have to pick one, it would have to be Alexis. I love her craziness, courage and humor. (Yes, I watch the Surreal Life.) I would love to hang out with her just once and paint the town red. What a freaking kick in the pants that would be. I also just love David. He is a bit quirky, cute and I love his unique sense of style. He and Courtney make an absolutely darling couple. The Arquette girls are amazing as well. So who is your favorite Arquette? That is if you can pick just one..

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