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Tina Fey, I Love You.

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

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Playboy magazine interviews Tina Fey in the January 2008 issue of Playboy, and as usual, the feisty TV star pulls no punches.

Her victim? Train wreck Paula Abdul. Fey says that Abdul was a nightmare to work with during an episode of SNL in 2005.

“I was pregnant [with daughter Alice] at the time and probably a little moody, but I remember thinking, ‘She’s a disaster! I gotta prop this lady up and get her on TV.’

She went on to describe Abdul as difficult. “It was an American Idol sketch, and she wanted to change parts. So Amy Poehler had to play her.”

A year later, the two women ran into each other at an airport. It was just as lovely then.

“We both looked at each other like, ‘Do I know that girl?’
she said. “And then we both had that moment of recognition, and she was like, ‘uuuggh.’ I saw it register on her face that she had had a terrible time with us.”

I’m just surprised Paula remembered her, or that she was even on SNL.

(Yay, it’s almost January…almost time for American Idol…which means it’s almost time to rip on Paula Abdul on a regular basis again!)

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Sandra Bernhard Has No Love for Paula or Paris

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

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Sandra Bernhard is no fan of either Paula Abdul or Paris Hilton.

The gruff comedienne blasted the attention whores for making asses of themselves merely for media attention.

She says,

“You have to be like Paula Abdul and fall all over yourself and pretend you’re strung out on something and behave like a freak. I’ve got too much dignity. I mean, how much fame do your really need? I mean when Paris Hilton and all these sorts of people can be famous now? I don’t think it’s necessary.”

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Kathy Griffin Dishes on the Stars During Stand-Up Show

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

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Celebrity Smack reader ‘Lala’ attended a Kathy Griffin stand-up show a few days ago and says it was a blast.

As Lala tells it,

“First of all, it was packed with drunk queens – and of course, insane women like myself.
Kathy dished on everything. She’s met lots of stars, shared dressing rooms with them, etc.”

So what juice did Kathy share with her audience?

*She said Paris Hilton is retarded – and watching her type was like watching a bad video of a cat playing the piano. No shocker there.

*Barbara Walters said she “prefers Astroglide” when Kathy told her she plans on using KY jelly when her puss gets all menopausal. Who knew Babs preferred Astroglide?

*Paula Abdul is the new Whitney – on so many drugs, but she thinks Oxycontin is the main drug in her system, followed by several layers of other painkillers.

*At the Larry King 50th anniversary show, she saw Dr.Phil (she hates his ass) groping Jane Fonda. she almost came to Jane’s rescue , but she thought she could handle him herself. She was right – Jane told his ass off – something about hating republicans.

*She ripped Oprah a new one. Talked about how she ’s gaining her wait back, and how somewhere Gayle is shivering in the corner with a shiner. HA!

Thanks for sending those in Lala!

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Better Than an Enema Link Lovin’

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

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Paris Hilton: Artiste (CWS)
Paula Abdul’s reality show (PB)
American Idol audition dates (GG)
Britney Spears still flaunting her pancake titties (DSF)
Joss Stone tattoos her head (TB)
Someone actually had sex with Nancy Grace! (ASL)
Kate Moss & Pete Doherty Cavalli photo shoot (Yeeeah)
What does the baby on Nirvana’s Nevermind album look like today? (GH)
Kurt Cobain would be pissed (ABH)
Reese Witherspoon and daughter out and about (GS)
Lindsay Lohan gears up to party (DH)
No wonder the brothers love Kim Kardashian (DS)
Jet lagged or cocaine hangover? (EBG)
Scott Baio 45 and still single video clip (POTP)
Rosario Dawson will eat you alive (ND)
Kate Hudson decides she’s through with dick noses (AIW)
Lots of pictures and video of Paris Hilton being released from jail (JIYH)
Kevin Dillon, you don’t sit on cars that are THAT nice! (CP)
Is Jennifer Lopez losing that ass? (HBW)
Lame MySpace advertisers (IBBB)
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Hey kids, I’ll be posting more this evening..I’ve been sick since returning from Sun Valley over a week ago and am finally going to the doc to do something about it.  THANKS!

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Longest Day of the Year Link Love

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

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Is the above photo of Angelina Jolie untouched? (PopBytes)
Baby Suri in the most adorable photo ever..except that Tom Cruise is in it.. (CWS)
Monkeys and human can reproduce! (ABH)
Paris Hilton porked a fat Jack Osbourne, along with the rest of Hollywood (DH)
Val Kilmer looks like Kenny Rogers (CP)
Naomi Campbell makes fun of herself (GG)
Flavor o Love’s ‘Toastee’ has a sex tape that stinks kind of like her.. (DSF)
Liv Tyler is all about plastic surgery (BS)
Lindsay Lohan extends her stay in rehab (JIYH)
Jessica Biel nippin out in a bikini (POTP)
Want to see Sting’s tantric cock? Look no further.. (EBG)
Mandy Moore used to be cuter (ND)
Paris Hilton writes letters to fans in jail (GH)
New & upcoming VH1 reality shows (INO)
A lame attempt at copying John Lennon and Yoko Ono (HBW)
Britney Spears hits the bottle (DL)
Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora friendly again (GS)
The ‘gracefull flight’ of Paula Abdul (GOTA)
The Larry Birkhead saga goes on..yawn.. (ASL)
Guess who’s birthday it is today? (RC)
Whoa!  I’m 10 years-old again! (TMZ)
Paris Hilton might be force fed in jail, and not dick, because then it wouldn’t be forced (TB)

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Paula Abdul Considers Adoption

Friday, June 8th, 2007

Paula Abdul says that if she is unable to conceive a child naturally that she will consider adopting.

Abdul said, "With medical technology these days, I could have children by myself using a donor. But I would rather be in a relationship so the child has a father to help instill core values.

"If it’s meant for me to have children naturally, I absolutely will. I love kids, I really do. And kids love me. I’m so open to the idea of adoption. But, again, I would like to be able to share the raising of the children."


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Spicy Links!

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Tyra Banks doodle

Harry Potter and a horse, sexually..almost

And the 2007 Miss America is..

Someone’s on a short leash

One legged Terminator


Surreal it hurts

The MTV curse

Courtney Love to replace Paula Abdul?

Fergie, is that you?

That’s Anna’s bitch for ya..

Britney Spears goes brunette again *yawn*

Paula Abdul’s looking hot

Christina Aguilera goes dancing

Simply McDreamy

Jenna Jameson gets her own porn channel

Blacklisting Lindsay Lohan

Lily Allen hits the states

Say something nice, I dare ya

Kelly Brook is modest

Brandy sued for $50 million

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Spicy Links!

Monday, January 29th, 2007

Guess who’s gracing Playboy’s Feb. 07′ cover?

Angelina got her looks from her mother

Photo from Brandy’s car crash

Ellen & Portia, still madly in love

ParisExposed pics: Did you miss them?

Draw your vagina, heh.

Clay Aiken cruises web for a good lay

Paula Abdul: happy nutcase

Vanessa Williams comes clean about botox

Open late night!

Who is offering a child a twenty dollar bill?

Wentworth Miller does French magazine

Whose dad is a Scientologist?

Christopher Reeve’s daughter engaged

Heidi Klum and daughter shop for hot shoes

Lance Bass & Reichen Lehmkuhl split

SAG honors Grey’s Anatomy

..and T.R. Knight leaves Grey’s Anatomy

Blades of Glory

Do the Pussycat Dolls make you horny?

Eva Longoria is naturally ugly

Katie Holmes turns down Batman sequel

Whose estate is on the market for a mere $32 Million?

King Negrito (hey, he’s a celebrity!) gets too drunk to..

It seems that Mary-Kate isn’t the only one who likes to bite

This usually well mannered starlet was hammered at Hyde this weekend

Tammy Lynn Michaels, partner of Melissa Etheridge defends Isaiah Washington

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Special Olympics Says American Idol Should Be Commended

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007


Answering to allegations that American Idol’s judges treated Jonathan Jayne, a Special Olympics athlete, poorly during his Seattle audition, The Special Olympics Committee has come forward with a positive spin on the situation.

Special Olympics International released a public statement Sunday and published it in Monday’s The Washington Post.

“American Idol should be commended for providing Jayne with the same opportunity to succeed as any other contestant. Whether on the stage of American Idol or on the field of competition for Special Olympics, people with intellectual disabilities don’t want pity or special treatment. They want to be judged for who they are and appreciated for what they can achieve.”

“While polite isn’t a word one would normally associate with Cowell and company, a viewing of the episode in question shows that the judges were in fact gracious and very encouraging to Jayne during his rendition of ‘God Bless America.’ “ They also mentioned Paula’s encouraging words of, “Always believe in yourself”.

Simon also spoke his mind regarding the controversy that judges are much harsher on contestants this year.

He told the Television Critics Association Winter Press Tour, “To suggest that because somebody has done something like [Special Olympics] they shouldn’t be allowed to enter the competition smacks to me of censorship, to be honest with you.”

“I don’t think that we should be censors on the type of people. And what we’re trying to be, I think, on the show, more than anything else, is representative. A lot of the bad singers you are seeing — trust me — there are thousands that didn’t make it through. And I think if you asked any of those thousands who didn’t make it through, every one of them would say, ‘I wish I had the chance.’”

Simon has also been quoted in Monday’s USA Today. He says that they warn contestants beforehand of the flack they will get if they aren’t good.

“We tell them that they’re going to get a hard time if they’re not very good. No one leaves the room.”

He added that the people who are the most emotionally distraught after being turned down “are simply not shown. Most of the people we show, we feel that they can cope with whatever is going to happen.”

On the flip side, Simon also said that the contestants that don’t make it don’t always ‘lose’.
“They’ve become celebrities. They wouldn’t have changed anything.”


Visit Jonathan’s MySpace

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