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Perez Hilton is the Gay Michael Lohan

Spicy — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:35:30 +0000

Hailey Glassman & Piggez Hilton

I love it when a loser calls a loser a loser.

Jon Gosselin’s ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman is striking back at Piggy boy after he sent her a message on Twitter calling her a skank. So *sigh* I actually had to visit his fricking Twitter page (I typically refuse to visit any of his sh*t!) to get the exact quote, and here it is:

@hAiLeYgLaSsMaN1 And you ARE a skank bitch! Shall we remind the world of your criminal record and druggy past?????

Um, hello, Mario Lavenderdiarrehea! Need you be reminded of your crystal meth past? You hypocrite piece of sh*t. Lance Bass’ boyfriend, Lance Reichen, once said that Piggez stole a check and deposited it into his account while using. How’s that for a druggie with a criminal past? You fat, shovel-faced, f*ck.

Ok, enough of my ranting! Back to Hailey bitching out Piggy. She did so via Twitter (using extended text) and I have to say, I think she did a pretty good job.

“I hate to say his name but Perez just sent me a message/tweet calling me a Skank and constantly a home wrecker. Look Perez, you make a living off telling lies and trying to associate yourself with anyone who is in the media for press.

“We should all just call you Michael Lohan. You’re the gay version of Michael Lohan.”

“I have looked into suing you and decided, ‘Eh, Whatever. I’ll let it go.’ You’re not worth it, but what you are worth is my telling you how I feel.

“I’ve had enough of you and when you look back on your life when you’re old, fat with your blue or yellow, green whatever hair color you may have, then you will not be happy with yourself. You have made a living off of blood money. You are truly one of the worst people on the face of the Earth and the sad thing is everyone knows it including you.

“At the end of the day, you’re a piece of sh**. And another thing Perez, karma it’s a bi**h and it will come after you one day.”

Drama queens all of them! But she is right, Piggy boy is an attention starved, fame hungry, bottom feeder of Hollywood. And the fact that celebrities feel like they have to suck up to him….hmmm…where does that put them?

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Josh Duhamel Missed His Chance To Hit Perez Hilton

Infamous Kidd — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:27:30 +0000

Since it is impossible to avoid the fact that TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN is in theatres as of this week, Josh Duhamel appeared on JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE! the other night, because, without promotion like this, there is no way people would show up to see giant robots fight other giant robots while other stuff blows up and… oh, yeah… did I mention Megan Fox?

While on the show, Jimmy Kimmel asked Mr. Fergie about the recent incident between Will.I.am and Perez Hilton, which, according to reports, was sparked by Hilton’s less-than-kind words directed at Fergie, where he called her “fugly.”

“He goes a little below the belt, and when you poke somebody in the chest enough and when you call them enough names, I think it’s good to get your nose bloody… I kind of wish it was me.”

Yeah, well, Josh Duhamel, let me tell you what I wish for… I wish for a naked chick on a unicorn to ride into my bedroom every morning with a plate overflowing with bacon. Oh, how does that relate to you…? It doesn’t… but, now that you mention it, I wish your new movie didn’t suck so much, rendering 2-and-a-half hours of my life gone, wasted away forever. Mmmm… bacon.

Anyway, the lesson here is that you can’t always get what you want… or when you wish upon a star, your dreams come true… or one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. Words to live by, my friends… words to live by.

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Will.i.am vs. Perez Hilton [VIDEOS]

Spicy — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:14:45 +0000

Will.i.am and Perez Hilton each recorded a video explaining their side of the story after being involved in an altercation.

Will says that Perez called him a “f***ing faggot” and treated him with complete disrespect. Apparently his manager, Polo, thought so too and punched “Piggez” in the face multiple times. Heh.

As for Perez’s video, I have no idea what the bitch says because I can’t stand to listen to him speak, or to look at him for that matter.

If you want to see the whole thing go down (because who doesn’t want to see Perez get his ass kicked?!) check it out here.

By the way, yes I am having a BLAST on my vacation! Infamous Kidd is kicking ass on here though, enjoy and I will see you all next week!

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Will.I.am Drops The Boom Boom Pow On Perez Hilton’s Face

Infamous Kidd — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:35:08 +0000

Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton has launched accusations that he was assaulted by Will.I.am of the Black Eyed Peas last night following the MuchMusic Video Awards. Perez took to his Twitter account to keep his followers updated on the entire situation, which makes sense, because after getting your ass kicked, calling the police should be like the furthest thing from your mind… even past having sex with Paris Hilton. Don’t judge me… I could have a concussion.

– I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them. — about 5 hours ago from Sidekick
– Thank u all from the bottom of my heart for ur concern. The police are investigating the assault now. I did the right thing by reporting it. — about 3 hours ago from web

Videos were then released online from Hilton and from Will.I.am, both giving their accounts as to how the events of the evening transpired. Perez says it was Will. Will says it wasn’t him. The Black Eyed Peas manager says he did it. However, none of that really matters. What counts is that Tila Tequila has weighed in, so everyone stop what you’re doing, because she has something to say. Oh, and it came from her Twitter, which means it is that much more important…

–Ok…just got the low down from Will.I.Am….He said “Why the hell would I be doing socking Perez Hilton? Please.” there u go. The truth.”

–Why do people have to be such drama queens and lie or exaggerate?? Will.I.Am is my homie and he would never do that! Shame to blame him. SMH“

–Unless Perez is drunk N someone knocked him out N he thinks it was a Will.I.Am look-a-like. But Will has no idea what Perez is talkin about.

–If Perez DID get hit by a security guard or a “black guy” that does NOT mean WILL.I.AM did it! SO WRONG! Well at least We know the TRUTH NOW

Well, Tila Tequila claims to have spoken the truth… that’s good enough for me. I mean, I’m still trying to build up my goodwill, so I can have a midget butler, so at this point, The Kidd has to lean a little more towards the opinions of the little people. You understand. But think on the bright side, today you’ve gotten not one, but TWO stories containing Tila Tequila. Woohoo… lucky you. When does my monument go up?

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I’m in Love.

Spicy — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 19:35:25 +0000

Sing it, brother! Sing it..

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Spicy Video Blog: Spicy vs. Perez!

Spicy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 01:42:27 +0000

Criss Angel embarrassed Perez Hilton at his show at the Luxor in Vegas this weekend after the gossip blogger Twittered terrible things throughout the show.

Fat boy got a dose of his own medicine, and what I would have given to have been there!

So yeah, this is my first video blog, and I know, it sucks! But hell, it was sort of fun to make..

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Celebrity Quote of the Day – Lily Allen

Spicy — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:33:50 +0000

“Oh , I’m sorry , we’ve already cast the jealous and bitter lonely old queen role. Next time eh?”

- Lily Allen to Perez Hilton after he asked his readers to convince her to cast him in her next video via Twitter.

The tweet started a lovely little spat between the two yesterday. Team Lily! I can’t stand that chubby ass, no talent, attention whore blogger! I honestly can’t believe any celebs give him the time of day. Ugh! Biggest sellout, two-faced, famous-for-nothing, ass kisser ever!

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Samantha Ronson Avoids Court by Paying Fine

Spicy — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:27:57 +0000

Samantha Ronson has paid her outstanding balance of more than $86,000 to Perez Hilton in a judgement awarded to the blogger one year ago.

Ronson was due in court today, for not paying the balance, but paid off her debt last Friday and will not have to appear in court.

Troll blogger was sued by Ronson last year for defamation after he claimed that the cocaine found in Lindsay Lohan’s car after her May 2007 car crash was hers.

The case ended up being thrown out, but the troll blogger was awarded more than $86,000 to cover his legal fees.

Troll’s lawyer Bryan J. Freeman confirms that Ronson has paid her debts saying, “For fear of having to appear in court, she paid off the judgement.”

[WENN]

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My Chicken Scratch Sketch of Perez Makes His Lame Site

Spicy — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:21:12 +0000

But of course, no credit to me. Such a shocker. Heh.

Isn’t that funny as hell? Be my guest and go leave a comment.

Most of the tweens who visit his site either hate my pic or think he looks like a child molester! Ha! I never claimed to be a Picasso, that’s why I call them ‘Chicken Scratch Sketches’! So bite me if it sucks.

Anyhow, thanks Megan for letting me know even though you read his lame ass site. Heh.

See my original HERE.

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Perez Hilton Takes Lie Detector Test!

Spicy — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:34:38 +0000

To prove that he isn’t lying about kissing John Mayer (with tongue) Perez Hilton offered to take a lie detector test with an examiner from the Fox show, Moment of Truth.

There is a video of the results and I’m waiting for it to be released..as soon as it is, I will surely post it!

Funny thing is, I actually believe Perez! I love John, but I do get a freaky ass vibe from him…not that that’s a bad thing, but kissing the fat gossip queen is.

If Perez would have told us that he saw Mayer in a neon green Borat Speedo but didn’t have the pics to back it up, we probably wouldn’t have believed him either. But that sh*t happened too!

Check back for the video, it should hopefully solve this delicious juicy little rumor!

EDIT: HERE’S THE VIDEO.