Sheens and Queens

Celebrities stepped out last night at the Best in Drag for AIDS fundraiser at L.A.’s Orpheum Theatre.

In attendance were Kathy Griffin, Martin and Charlie Sheen, Holland Taylor, Rebecca Gayheart and husband Eric Dane, Jennifer Coolidge, Katey Sagal and many more.

Celebrities who were at the event were announced to the audience. When Martin Sheen’s name was called the crowd gave him an amazing standing ovation. The crowd obviously loved him. But Perez Hilton? No such love. Even though it was mostly a room full of gays and drag queens, Perez was booed when his name was announced.

Perez took it well and told TMZ,

“I’m happy to get the gays talking! I’m even happier to raise awareness for Aid for AIDS, a wonderful organization.”

Charlie and Martin joined Jon Cryer and Brooke Mueller to donate $25,000 to the cause. I wonder if Perez donated anything? Tight ass makes a small fortune..

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Perez Hilton will be questioned by attorneys about a story he published claiming Samantha Ronson put cocaine in Lindsay Lohan’s car after her infamous crash.

Ronson is suing Hilton for defamation after he posted a story that first appeared on CelebrityBabylon.com. The story claimed she planted cocaine in Lindsay’s Mercedes after she crashed into a palm tree back in May. It also accused Ronson of setting up Lindsay to be photographed while passed out in the passenger seat of her car.

Ronson stated in a supplemental declaration filed with the court on Monday,

“I am not now and have never been a drug user. I have never handled or touched cocaine. I did not ever place any cocaine at any place at any time.”

Superior Court Judge Elihu M. Berle said Ronson’s attorneys can take a four-hour deposition from Hilton. Perez’s lawyers are saying that Perez made sure the story was “accurate and trustworthy” before he published the information. He adds that even if the published information was incorrect, Ronson must prove that Perez was being malicious.

“He stands by his actions as being legal and proper and believes that the First Amendment protects him. The judge at this point found that they didn’t provide any evidence of malice … so the judge was going to give them one more bite of the apple” by allowing the attorneys to question him.

“If Ms. Ronson is attempting to get some sort of relief in court and to show that Mario Lavandeira had any malice, I think she’s going to a hardware store for milk. It’s just not going to happen.”

Ronson also sued Jill Ishkanian, who runs CelebrityBabylon.com. Ishkanian’s attorneys have settled. Her case is about to be dismissed.

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“Who beat up Perez? Can I send flowers? (To the beater, not Perez)”

-Smack reader Laura on 2007 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards Megapost!

(*Edit: The ‘black eye’ was fake! Read about it here!)

I don’t mean hit like smack the bitch up. Y’all know what I’m talking about. Heh.

Perez Hilton, Amanda Lepore and Andre J at the PMBuzz.com Launch Party last night in NYC. Perez just keep getting fuglier and fatter! He looks like a f***ing vacuum cleaner salesman from the 70’s! He also looks geeked..

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The silver cover..

URB magazine is asking readers to chose between a red cover or a silver one featuring The Gossip’s Beth Ditto and the self-proclaimed Queen of All Media, Perez Hilton.

Readers are voting and leaving pretty funny comments as you can imagine.

Some of the comments are as follows:

“These pictures really are awful. looks like a 5th grade first time photoshop project.”

“dude - you look like an oompah loompah - who the hell did your makeup? willy wonka?”

“they are both gay. the covers.”

“Where is the trainer of these two elephants?”

“how relevant is Perez to URB readers? I mean i like perez (i also like toy airplanes, but i don’t expect them on the cover of URB), but come on, on the cover of URB magazine? cancel my subscription.”

“ORANGE is the new black”

“that fag is truly nauseating. no I’m not homophobic, I’m a lesbian myself.”

“yeah we get it.. the gossip…. perez hilton (gossip queen) but he is the last person on earth i’d ever like like to see on an urb cover. listen to your audience (scrap the perez cover) he’s a celebrity gossip blogger.. is this urb’s way of slowly transforming into… need i say it? spin? or even worse… ok magazine… come on you guys…. you’re respected… do a respectable thing…”

The red cover..

Perez Hilton just oozes class doesn’t he? Well, he oozes something!

Perez recently flashed TMZ paps with his nut saying that he has ‘big balls’.
Thank gawd this footage doesn’t quite show the gnarly ball in question, but the thought of it is enough to make you throw up in your mouth a little.

Perez Hilton vs. Gummi Bear (GOTA)

Mel Gibson is still a bar fly (HC)

Kevin Federline still livin’ large (GG)

Sting’s wife is a high maintenence twat and looks like a 60-year old Marilyn Manson (DL)

Prince is a diva, duh (ASL)

Gisele Bundchen pissed that Tom Brady’s baby is scheduled to be delivered on her birthday. Bridget Moynahan is no dummy..heh. (CWS)

Megan Fox’s nubby thumbs (Y!)

David beckham puts hand on Victoria’s crotch in car so paps can’t get a shot (TB)

Britney Spears looking fast, easy and affordable (DSF)

Oprah loses one of her beloved dogs (PB)

Chris Benoit has tons of steroids in his system when he murdered his family (BS)

Listen to Britney Spears new single (JJ)

Lance Bass talks about his new boy toy (MM)

King Negrito does New York (KN)

Kirsten Dunst and her saggy funbags (POTP)

Baby bump for Katie Holmes? (CDL)

Beyonce helps the hungry (IBBB)

Paris Hilton’s flavor of the week (JCC)

I like the purple ones (CP)

You know that Woody Allen has got a woody or Scarlett Johansson (ABH)

Let the bodies hit the floor! (CR)

David Beckham injured before he even started (INO)

Lily Allen has three nipples! (ICYDK)

Jackson Blue’s Ceebrity Dirt (CDJB)

Winona Ryder on Vogue (AIW)

Bet on Amy Winehouse showing up to gigs (GH)

Paris Hilton to suck again (DH)

Lindsay Lohan hot photo shoot (HBW)

I think I’m going to puke a little (GW)

Double baggers (GS)

Luke Skywalker hearts Natalie Portman (FC)

Baby Mama Drama blind item (CDN)

Kimberly Stewart has no ass (DS)