Inmates at Pentonville jail in London are bummed that their icon Pete Doherty won’t be playing a gig for them.

A performance by Babyshambles was vetoed by the U.K. Prison Service for well..obvious reasons.

An inmate told the Independant that a concert by the junkie and his band would prove to be inspirational for those with problems similar to Doherty.

“They should have let him come because he knows he has the same problems as us. The only difference is he can afford the drugs.”

Way to be persuasive, Billy Bob.

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Pete Doherty’s kitty, ‘Dinger’, slang for syringe, (yes, really) recently gave birth to five little kittens.

One of the babies became ill and was taken to the vet where blood tests were ran. It was then discovered by the veterinarian to have traces of cocaine in it’s bloodstream.

This guy can’t even be trusted with kittens!  And Kate Moss wants to bear his child?  WTF!  What will they name it?  China White?

An RSPCA spokesman told the Daily Star:

“It is a police matter, so we cannot deny or confirm the identity of the man who had this kitten removed. But it is very important to protect animals from substances that can do them serious harm.”

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The two junkies just can’t stay apart. Like crack to a pipe, and heroin to a needle are Kate and Pete.

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are apparently back together again and are staying at Claridge’s in a $3000 a night suite, on the down low of course. Friends and family of Kate’s are said to be devastated.

The couple even threw a party in the hotel and security had to be called in because there were too many people in the room.

A friend of Kate’s told the Daily Mail last night,

“Linda, Kate’s mum, thought the time away from him would break the spell he has over her. She had been on a strict break. They had not even exchanged a word in weeks. She has been completely ignoring him. But what is worrying the family most is that Kate feels that the break from Pete has only made her love stronger.

Linda is absolutely devastated. During her holiday in Spain, Pete was calling her on the mobile incessantly. He could not get through and the line kept going dead. She eventually called him one evening and since that conversation they have been continually on the phone. Kate has been like a moth to the flame.

When she got back to Britain, they met up at the hotel. He cried and she cried. She said to him she had been avoiding him because she had promised everyone from her managers to her mother that she would. She told him, ‘It’s not me. It’s just what they all made me do’.”

“Linda thought that once Pete spoke to the papers about their relationship, there was no way back. But Pete has been telling Kate he was tricked by the paper and did not know what he was doing. Kate is clearly smitten – she can’t get the guy out of her system. Now she is talking about making a grand commitment to him – she wants the wedding over here that was put on hold, and she also wants his children.”

A match made in heaven.
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It’s amazing that he gets laid at all!

Pete Doherty is back with ex-girlfriend Nadine Ruddy.

A source told Daily Mail,

“Pete was with Nadine last weekend and picked her up from her home in Reading. She stayed with him until Monday when he went into rehab.”

“They do have a lot of history. They dated before Pete met Kate and have remained very close. He confides everything to Nadine and she always soothes him and makes him feel better.

“Pete was actually seeing her when he was going through a difficult phase with Kate in December. They spent the night together at a hotel.”

Kate caught wind of the hookup and forbid Pete from seeing her again.

A friend of Kate’s revealed,

“She will be devastated to hear he is back with Nadine. She always suspected something was going on between them, which is why she banned him from seeing her.”

Doherty is currently in rehab, yes again, thanks to Nadine. At least Nadine seems concerned with Doherty’s drug problem. Something that Kate never seemed too concerned about. Maybe that’ because Kate is a junkie too.

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After kicking Pete Doherty to the curb last week, Kate Moss has decided it’s time to rid herself entirely of the pale, spotty, drugged out boyfriend of hers once and for all. So what better way to do that than have a bonfire and burn everything that ever meant anything to you both?

After learning that Pete had cheated on her with a South African model Moss made a bonfire with every love letter he had ever written her.

A source told The Sun,

“Kate gathered quite a collection of Pete’s rambling over the two years they were together. She has piles of love letters, poems, songs and paintings. Now Kate has decided to cleanse herself of him by burning the lot.”

Kate was reportedly getting ready to lose the loser even before learning of his infidelities. It all started when Pete reportedly took money from her home without telling her. Sounds like a good reason to me.

The source added,

“They already had a huge row over money before Pete went out that night and met that girl. Kate claimed he had helped himself to cash she had stashed in her flat. She told friends she was angry he hadn’t asked her first. It had made her question whether she could trust him again. Pete’s reaction confirmed in Kate’s mind that it was time to let go.”

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After kicking Pete Doherty to the curb last week, Kate Moss has decided it’s time to rid herself entirely of the pale, spotty, drugged out boyfriend of hers once and for all. So what better way to do that than have a bonfire and burn everything that ever meant anything to you both?

After learning that Pete had cheated on her with a South African model Moss made a bonfire with every love letter he had ever written her.

A source told The Sun,

“Kate gathered quite a collection of Pete’s rambling over the two years they were together. She has piles of love letters, poems, songs and paintings. Now Kate has decided to cleanse herself of him by burning the lot.”

Kate was reportedly getting ready to lose the loser even before learning of his infidelities. It all started when Pete reportedly took money from her home without telling her. Sounds like a good reason to me.

The source added,

“They already had a huge row over money before Pete went out that night and met that girl. Kate claimed he had helped himself to cash she had stashed in her flat. She told friends she was angry he hadn’t asked her first. It had made her question whether she could trust him again. Pete’s reaction confirmed in Kate’s mind that it was time to let go.”

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Oh, here we go..drama, drama, drama!

The party’s over folks.

Kate Moss kicked boyfriend Pete Doherty out of her London home after discovering he had a fling with a South African model. (The chick with the Red Bull)

Doherty and the model, who sort of looks a bit like Kate, seemed to be having a good time at the London nightclub. They talked and kissed for hours before leaving in a cab at 2am.

Kate obviously got wind of it all and freaked.

She tossed Pete’s ass to the curb yesterday. Witnesses say Pete’s piano, guitars, paintings and suitcases were loaded into a van and taken to a place on the other side of London.

A friend of Kate’s said,

“It is so over between Kate and Pete. She has brought in new security guards and Pete can’t get anywhere near.

“They had some terrible slanging matches over the weekend, some of the worst of their relationship. Kate is absolutely furious. She hates being made a fool of and gets incredibly jealous. She just won’t stand for infidelity.”

Another friend said,

“Pete is in pieces. He adores Kate and the lifestyle that goes with being her boyfriend. He has messed her around before but she has always taken him back. But for the first time, it seems Kate really means business.

“He has promised to do whatever she wants to win her back. He’s said he’ll go into rehab early, but she’s just not interested.”

Kate’s friends and family are obviously happy about the split and have no problem talking about it.

One family member told reporters,

“We hate the idea of her being upset but frankly, we’re cock-a-hoop. None of her friends really like him and neither does her family, to be honest. She’s a supermodel, for God’s sake. She can do so much better.”

Cock-a-hoop? Anyway..

Kate has been laying low and left her home Tuesday with a bunch of bags. Must be time for a much needed vacation. Pete on the other hand is scheduled to start another court ordered rehab stint later this month.

I have my suspicions that the couple will work things out…over a big bag of blow.

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