As his wife sits home Tweeting about how much she misses her husband, Pete Wentz is on the road and whooping it up along the way.

After Fall Out Boy’s Vegas concert last weekend (April 5) someone snapped these photos of Pete dancing and partying on a pool table with some strippers. The group of people included members of the band, roadies, backup dancers, strippers and even former Playboy Playmate Holly Madison.

The group danced, sang and played on makeshift Slip n- Slide that was made of a plastic mat and lubricant. Sticky!

This has to be hard on Ashlee, even if Pete is a good, honest, monogamous hubby! No one wants to see your man dancing with strippers when you’re not there! Especially in Vegas!

But what is he supposed to do? He’s a rockstar, and that’s what goes on after shows. Have fun changing those dirty diapers, Ash!

[Us]

New parents Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz might already be hitting a rough patch in their short marriage.

I said “might” because I am not too sure about this one.

Page Six is reporting that the couple is struggling with their relationship, Ashlee in particular. A source told the publication, “Ashlee and Pete are on the rocks. He is going out all the time and she’s stuck at home. It’s just not working.”

Hmm… these two have plenty of cash for nannies. I highly doubt Ashlee is “stuck” at home. And anyway, the two of them are loving Australia right now – without baby Mowgli.

Simpson’s publicist denies the claims saying, “This is not true. Everything is fine in their world.”

Pete Wentz and wife Ashlee Simpson leave a party at Chateau Marmont in LA.

[Photos: Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com]

In recent interviews Pete Wentz has been talking about banging his wife, their sex life and now he is describing Ashlee’s breast milk.

The emo Fall Out Boy chatted on Sirius’ ‘The Morning Mash Up’ this morning (it was recorded on Monday) and he giddily spoke about tasting Ashlee’s breast milk.

He described it as “soury” and “weird.”

He adds that their newborn baby Bronx Mowgli likes it. “The baby loves it, it’s the only thing he’s had a chance to have.”

Enjoy your lunch, bitches!

“Oh my God, you’re banging the girl of your dreams and you’re watching it right now.”

- Pete Wentz to Howard Stern on the first time he had sex with wife Ashlee Simpson; in the Soho Grand Hotel in front of a mirror.

[MTV]

Even though new parents Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have a newborn to coddle these days, it doesn’t mean they will be staying in for the New Year celebrations.

In fact, the couple are hosting a Las Vegas New Year’s Eve party at Pure nightclub, located in Caesar’s palace.

Just for fun, I looked up to see what sort of ticket packages the club is offering for those who would like to attend.

Here’s your options kids, and they are not cheap.

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General Admission
$200

* Complimentary Champagne Toast
* NYE Party Favors
* All Sales are Final
* No Refunds Available
* Dress Code Strictly Enforced at the Door
* To Book, Please Call 702.474.4000

Table Package #1
$3,500

* 6 Admission Tickets
* VIP Entrance
* 2 Bottles of Belvedere Vodka
* 1 Bottle of Dom Perignon Champagne
* Personal Service Team including Security Guard, Waitress & Porter
* Mixers
* 6 Red Bulls and 6 Fiji Waters
* NYE Party Favors

Table Package #2
$5,000

* 10 Admission Tickets
* VIP Entrance
* 3 Bottles of Belvedere Vodka
* 1 Bottle of Dom Perignon Champagne
* Personal Service Team including Security Guard, Waitress & Porter
* Mixers
* 12 Red Bulls and 12 Fiji Waters
* NYE Party Favors

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What recession?

“I pulled a trigger on a gun aimed at myself.  My friend and I did one pull each. We’d been drinking and had taken Ambien. I feel stupid even talking about it. It’s one of the reasons I’ve never owned a gun – I’m too impulsive. I’d probably get mad and shoot someone over a part in a song or something.”

- Pete Wentz recalls playing a dangerous game of Russian Roulette with a friend.

[NYP]

Pete Wentz quashed rumors that he and wife Ashlee Simpson are expecting twins at yesterday’s MTV VMAs.

At the awards show he told Us magazine,

“It’s going to be a big disappointment when it’s only one!”

Wentz mistakenly referred the unborn child as “them” during a radio interview a few months back.  He later stated that he had fudged up the facts.

“[I was] waaaaay wrong.  I totally misspoke ’cause we dunno if it’s a boy or girl. I try to speak vaguely, and I totally blew it on this one.”

Ashlee is due at the end of October.