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Petra Nemcova, Hot or Not?

Monday, August 4th, 2008

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Did Petra Nemcova like her Cleopatra Halloween costume so much that she had her hair done in a similar fashion?

SPL7293_001What do you think, is this new look hot or not?

I think Petra looks dumpy, depressed and seems to be wondering where her next pint of Ben & Jerry’s chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream will be coming from.  Honestly, the entire ensemble is so bad that I hardly noticed the hair.

Although Petra generally has some sex appeal (even though I think she is as dumb as a rock) this time she has anything but.

Caption That Sh*t!

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

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Oh, this one is too easy!

Petra Nemocova is Super Sexy Cleopatra

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

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Friday, June 22nd, 2007

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James Blunt is a Moron

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

James Blunt,32, & Petra Nemcova,27, have split up due to James not being able to keep his willy in his pants.

The gorgeous supermodel was apparently not enough to satisfy Mr. Blunt’s sexual appetite.
James reportedly cheated on Petra numerous times, with many women in Ibiza over the summer. It’s also rumored that he cheated with Australian TV personality, Tania Zaetta.

Can anyone tell me why? James Blunt is one ugly, homely looking mofo.
Nice move, dickweed.


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Petra Nemcova’s Book Launch in Cannes

Friday, May 19th, 2006

Petra Nemcova and Bruce Willis attend Petra’s book launch today at the Carlton Jetty during the 59th International Cannes Film Festival.

Bruce looks a bit ridiculous don’t you think? And Petra just annoys me, period. Poor, poor little supermodel who survived the tsunami. Her career launched after that and she has certainly profited nicely from that tragedy.

Petra Acts a Ho

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

All while doing charity work.











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