Phoebe Price celebrates her birthday at STK with Daniel DiCrisco, Mary Carey and Bobby Trendy.

Who knows how many candles were on the cake. At one time Wikipedia claimed she was born in 1979, but I know that can’t be! Price is another one of those women who’ve had so much plastic surgery you cannot discern an age.

Phoebe wasn’t quite as creepy looking back in 2002:

(Ok, so she is a little creepy in the 3rd pic..)

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Phoebe Price!

Ya think?

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Mary Carey and Phoebe Price outside Mr Chows in West Hollywood.

I think it is so weird that Phoebe Price claims to be under 30! There’s just no way. Surgery or not – you can tell she is pushing 40. I’m still trying to figure out how she made a name for herself in Hollywood. I have heard she is a model and international film star (huh?) but have yet to see any of her work besides a tiny cameo here or there.

And Mary Carey you either know from the porn industry or from VH1’s Celebrity Rehab/Sober House. I like Mary these days, but there was a time, especially about 5 years ago, where Mary was going out and getting ripped all the time. She was an easy target to make fun of back then.

One time I posted pics of her and a friend (whom I won’t mention because I will hear from her) leaving a club. They were completely plowed. Mary and the friend posed naughtily for the cameras. The friend lifted her skirt and gave us a crotch shot as she sat in the backseat of a car. Too bad there was a clump of toilet paper stuck to her snatch..

Anyhow, Mary has been in and out of rehab a few times and from what we are seeing on the show, she looks to be doing good. Even in these pics, she looks sober. Hopefully she got rid of that controlling mind f*** of a boyfriend.

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Trump’s Vodka is selling very well.

In fact, the demand for his signature vodka was so great that they started selling it one month earlier than expected.

The vodka is quite affordable, but not ‘cheap’ at $32.00/750ml.

The official launch party for Trump Vodka was last night, and some familiar faces showed up to hound some free booze.

I wonder if any of them had heard about the bottle of Trump Vodka that is currently on eBay?
You know, the one with the fruit fly in it?

Heh. Look what I found..

“I haven’t tried Trump Vodka yet, and now I am not so sure about it after finding this particular bottle on eBay!
This bottle of Donald Trump Vodka was purchased at a local store in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. It is a standard size 750ml bottle which stands 14″ tall.
I have the original register receipt dated 1/1/07. The purchase price was $31.99, plus tax. The bottle is completely sealed and in excellent condition. Several employees of the store and the District Manager can verify the insect was inside the bottle when purchased.

It has a very nice size bug floating inside. Perhaps a fruit fly because if you look closely you can see wings on the insect. Quality Control did not do a very good job on this bottle.

Because of the recent “feud” between Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell, I believe this item might be a valuable addition to a “Donald” or “Rosie” collector’s collection. This bottle is not for consumption. It is for a collector only. It is a novelty item.
I believe if you look close enough you can see little earphones on the bug! LOL I’m sure this bottle of Vodka was meant to be shipped to Rosie’s house so Donald would know what Rosie was going to say about him next!!!

The bar code number is: 8 57 532 000 271, if you want to verify. I do work and will only be available to answer emails early in the morning or in the evening.”

Bidding starts at a mere $199.99, and the auction ends January 27th.

Spicy
Sources: BusinessWeek/HQCB/eBay

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