Kim Kardashian graces the April issue of Complex magazine looking hot, but suprisingly thinner.

Of course, it’s all thanks to the airbrush. Huffington Post posted a before and after pic that was taken during the photo shoot, and Kim’s lumps and bumps were smoothed out, her hips narrowed and her skin was made to look flawless.

But don’t get me wrong, I’m not hatin’. She’s definitely got it going on, airbrushed or not. Now if we could just miraculously airbrush her a personality..

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Madonna, doing what she does best for Louis Vuitton, spreading her beef jerky legs.

Will someone superglue this bitch’s legs together?

Sheesh..

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Who is that on the cover of Kelly Clarkson’s new single, “My Life Would Suck Without You”?

Because I know it’s not Kelly Clarkson!!

Gee, talk about suggestive..

Regardless of her having a perfect body and not one physical flaw, Jessica Alba still gets the airbrush treatment before her photos go to print.

In her recent Campari campaign, Alba’s hips were shaved off, her waist was slimmed and her breasts were lifted in an effort to make her body appear more Barbie like.

And we wonder why women have body image issues!

Madonna appears in a new Louis Vuitton campaign in which she looks much younger than her 50 years, thanks to a little thing called Photoshop!

And look! No crazy ass pulsating veins popping out of her arms!

But of course, her legs are spread. As always. Bitch sits like she has a swollen nutsack all the time.

Madge, who is already a multimillionaire many times over, was paid an astonishing $8+ MILLION for doing this shoot!!! If the nutsack comment didn’t make you gag, that fun fact might have.

Besides her majesty, I will say that I am loving the shoes in these shots – they are freaking hawt!

No, seriously..I think a bunch of parts of other women were used to create this (what is rumored to be) upcoming album cover of Whitney Houston’s.

I have a hard time believing this is the real deal, but it is surely entertaining nonetheless.

Mariah Carey and Beyonce cannot even TOUCH this horrendous photoshop job!

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Kelly Ripa’s bellybutton has seen more covers than most supermodels but even it is not above a little photoshopping.

Ok, a lot.

Kelly graces the cover of Shape magazine for the second time this year in it’s November issue.

Ripa, who has long joked about her “outtie” bellybutton, has had her navel airbrushed on every single cover.  Shape decided to completely change it and Fitness simply ‘beautified’ it.

The real deal:

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Britney Spears‘ new promo pics for her upcoming single, Womanizer.

Ok, I can see airbrushing the pic a bit, but damn, they made Britney look like she has the body of a Barbie doll! Overkill!