Michael Jackson adorns next month’s EBONY magazine. Ironic?

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Extra’s version of Britney, 50 years old

Extra! used Aprilage software from April Development, Inc. to ‘age’ Britney 25 years.

However, I wasn’t really impressed with the results. It looked like all they did was work a rolling pin over her face. I thought I could do a better job of aging Britney with only my mad MS Paint skillz.

Here’s what Britney is more likely to look like in 25 years…heh.

Oh, what would she do without airbrushing?

This is the infamous OK! photo shoot where she arrived 45 minutes late, showed up with three friends, a bodyguard, her personal assistant and her puppy.

She also insisted she use her own hair and makeup people. She hated nearly all the wardrobe and her dog did too. He pooped on a $7,000 dress. Britney rivaled the incident by eating chicken then wiping her fingers on a $274 dress that she had refused to take off before eating.

CelebUtopia

Softened up with a little airbrush love, of course…

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One of my favorite websites ever, B3TA, had a photoshop contest with Amy Winehouse as the subject. The results were hysterical. . .and strangely accurate. . .

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise

Julia Roberts - Jessica Biel, Indian Chief - George W. Bush, Will Smith - Bill Clinton, Meryl Streep - Paris Hilton, Oprah - Condi, Orlando Bloom - Johnny Depp, Paris Hilton - Jessica Simpson, Queen Elizabeth - Elton John.

These are great! See more at Fun Hight.

Thanks for the link Jason!

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