Hugh Hefner’s main squeeze, Holly Madison, is reportedly running the mansion and calling all the shots.

The other girls, specifically girlfriend #2 Kendra Wilkinson, have had it with her bossy ways and tensions are running high on the set of their E! reality show, ‘The Girls Next Door.’

TMZ sources say that everyone “hates” Holly, especially Kendra. Apparently the two women can’t be in the same room together without the claws coming out.

As for Bridget, the “girlfriend” who’s always in the shadows, she’s in Switzerland and has tried to stay out of all the drama. She also tries to keep the peace between the two other bunnys, to no avail.

Holly has been stepping on toes at Playboy magazine as well. Sources say she wants control over over the spreads, which is obviously upsetting people who have worked for the magazine longterm.

Producers for the show are denying there are any problems on set.

It was Hugh Hefner’s 82nd birthday in April and as you know, every year the babes come running to wish him well.

This year’s big birthday present to to the Playboy mogul was Pamela Anderson, completely naked, in a cake.

So just how did Hefner’s ladies like the surprise?

They LOVED it.

Kendra Wilkinson said, “I think it was the perfect surprise for him. Come on, Pam Anderson, walking out with a cake naked. What can get better than that?”

Main squeeze Holly Madison chimed in, “I felt like I shouldn’t look because I know her, and she walked out naked! So I was, like, looking around, trying not to look there!”

But don’t be mistaken, the girls gave Hef sexy gifts as well. “We gave him chocolate body parts,” Wilkinson said. “We molded our body parts and gave it to him, and he ate them all. I molded my ass, so I could call it ‘chocolate starfish. It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle. You’ll see it on the show coming up.”

Lindsay Lohan and Marilyn Monroe. Are there any correlations between the two? NO! So why is everyone giving Lindsay these opportunities to pose as Marilyn? I don’t get it!

After the recent photo shoot in New York magazine where Lindsay attempted to recreate Marilyn’s, ‘The Last Sitting’, Hugh Hefner now wants firecrotch to recreate Monroe’s famous naked swim in an upcoming issue of Playboy.

Liz Smith writes in the New York Post, “Playboy’s Hugh Hefner has offered the young star the chance to re-create Marilyn’s famed nude swim from the unfinished film ‘Something’s Got To Give.’”

What Hef should have done was rival LL’s New York magazine shoot with that of a classier, sexier, curvier starlet, like Scarlett Johansson or something. Someone who could actually pull it off!

He could have caused a little controversy by doing it better than Lohan. But using Lohan to pose as Mariyn again? How boring. It’s been done. C’mon Hef, I thought you were quicker than that.

Source

Marilyn Manson at the Kubler Absinthe launch party at the Playboy Clubs.

Manson the MC of the evening and sat at a coffin table. According to a witness, Manson was wasted off his ass as he was presented with the Playboy Key.

Would anyone actually hit that shit? (Not counting starlets teens who need to boost their career or musicians named Twiggy..)

His pancake makeup doesn’t hide his crater face or his homely looks. The no eyebrow thing and colored contact lenses are so played out. I think Brian’s afraid to go out without his makeup because his face is so gnarly!

I have always said Manson looks like an eel, and it still holds true.

Thanks Annabella!

“Hef doesn’t like it when I walk around naked in the house. He’s a little more old-fashioned than people think.”

-Holly Madison says of her boyfriend, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner

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Other Celebrity Quotes:

Joan Rivers 

Corey Feldman

Kate Hudson 

Kim Kardashian and her bald clamato are obviously NSFW.

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Source: Jeff Gund @ infolist.com